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4 or 5 when depreciation has

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halted. Like Ivan, on its fifth

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birthday, the car has depreciated

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in value by 70%.

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So the cost of motoring, let's

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take the cost of motoring year

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one. You've bought a 30,000

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euro cash car.

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Within 12 months, it's depreciated

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by 12,000 euro. Your cash car

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is now worth 18.

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That's the cost of depreciation.

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It's also cost you, on average,

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to do the 15,000 kilometres,

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tax, insure and servicing,

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tyres, etc.

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It's cost you an additional 5,000,

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6,000 or 7,000 euro, depending

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on where you want to go.

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That car, in year one, has cost

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you 20,000 euro. Just consider

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that for a minute.

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But sorry, are you not in

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favour of PCPs? Because that

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spreads the payments.

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How long have we got? PCPs,

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where you have a guaranteed

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minimum future value of 30% off

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the actual car value.

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The car industry, you're

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talking about conspiracies,

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will tell you, hey, when you

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bring the car back to me in

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three years' time,

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oh, it'll be worth a whole lot

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more than the GMFE of 30%.

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So my question to the car, the

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motor industry, is, well, give

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me a higher GMFE, guaranteed

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minimum future value.

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If you're so absolutely

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confident that it's going to be

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worth a whole lot more.

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Well, some do that, don't they?

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Don't they do that?

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Well, you're looking at it in

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around 30%. By and large,

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higher spec models will

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actually distort things ever so

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slightly.

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But if you're wandering into

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your bog standard, give me a

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new car because I have a new

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baby on the way type of thing,

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you're talking about a

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guaranteed value of just 30% in

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three years' time.

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Well, I'm sympathetic to the

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motorist. I don't condemn them.

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But what are the alternatives

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to owning your own car and

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still being able to get around

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in rural Ireland?

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So, go-car, which a lot of

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people would be familiar with

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at this point in time, my

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personal experience office.

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Again, I live down in Nace.

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There's a go-car site in Nace

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as well.

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You can hire a car from €8

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per hour. You can do it on a

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half-hourly basis if you want.

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Is that all in?

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All in. So the first 50

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kilometres off your journey is

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free.

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hours and you're travelling

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into Dublin or up the hills in

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Monaghan or down in County

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Kerry,

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first 50 kilometres is free and

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then there's a cost in addition

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to that, but your insurance is

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free.

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Anyone from the age of 21 years

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of age, irrespective of any

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claims history,

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wants to have a full driving

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licence from a minimum of two

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years in Hong Kong.

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But sorry, go-car are not a

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charitable or they must be

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making a profit.

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Of course, but they're putting

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bog standard cars on the road

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in reachable distance of where

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we all live.

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They're happy to actually hear

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from people that if there's a

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demand for a second go-car site

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in Nace or down in Killarney or

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my hometown of Toome,

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go-car are receptive to hearing

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from people.

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demand in a location, they're

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up to it.

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They don't have nationwide

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coverage at the moment.

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They do. There's 650 go-cars in

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operation throughout Ireland.

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Now, predominantly around the

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Dublin area, as it's oftentimes

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the case, we certainly don't

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want rural Ireland left behind.

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So if you're there going, oh,

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well, I'd consider getting rid

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of the second car if there was

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a go-car in my hometown.

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Get on to go-car. Send them an

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email. Get in contact.

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There's not a lot of red tape,

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though.

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Red tape?

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Like when you're starting with

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them, once you have a pattern

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of activity, well and good.

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And will you get one when you

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want it late at night?

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To set up an account. Well,

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where would you be travelling

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late at night?

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Well, to the pub, don't you?

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Yeah. When it comes down to it,

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setting up an account of a go-car

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is you send them a copy of your

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driving licence

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and you set up a debit or

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credit card on the account

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itself.

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You download their app. You put

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in the times you want the car

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at.

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I did this two weeks ago. I had

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it for three hours. I was at a

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meeting in Clane.

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How much did that cost you?

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It cost me 40 quid.

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40 quid?

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So the sum, but I had to extend

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it by an hour. No penalty to

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extend it by an hour either.

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So I turned to my wife and I

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got home that evening and said,

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you know what, Steph?

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The second car in our house

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this month, the month I do,

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cost us 40 quid.

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So what you're saying is,

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instead of a second car, get a

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go-car.

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Sorry, this is going to get

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calibrated here.

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Celebrate the census.

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Big thank you. Big shout out to

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Mr. CD player.

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Thank you very much for the one

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euro.

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Dot IE.

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Jointhefleet.com.

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Jointhefleet.com.

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Go-car, it's their car you're

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using.

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Jointhefleet.com.

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Oh, you can put your car up.

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Your car or you're using your

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name.

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What'd you look at someone from

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the north side sitting in your

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car and the smell of being

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there for a week?

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Someone from the north side.

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Ivan Yates.

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What'd you call it again?

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Join the fleet.

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With his racism.

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Jointhefleet.com.

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The other thing, when you get

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rid of your second car, you've

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got space in the driveway.

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Ivan Racism.

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Ivan Racist Yates.

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Park PMP.

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What does that do for you?

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You get to rent out your

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driveway.

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So if there's someone coming

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into the middle of town, you

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get 50 quid a week or 100 quid

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a week or whatever it might be.

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That'll never catch on in June.

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Unlikely.

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All right.

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All right.

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Have a stranger parked in your

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front car, front garden.

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Right.

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My thanks to Bob Quinn,

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consumer and financial commentator

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and principal of the money

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advisor, telling us all the

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benefits of the circular

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economy and how you should not

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have two cars.

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And how you should be maybe

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thinking of getting rid of the

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car.

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I don't know.

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Text me.

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5-3-1-0-6.

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Do you agree?

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statistics out.

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How's it going, guys?

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Welcome to the hard shoulder

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with me, Connor Williams.

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100% electric car that could

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save your family thousands

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every year.

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Late night snake.

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We hear about the life of a

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We ask why Ireland's car market

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is struggling.

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Tomorrow morning at 9.

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On Newstalk.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Imagine carefree days by the

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ocean.

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Days where you don't have to

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worry about...

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Mr. Tickle, slush fund.

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Thank you very much.

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Appreciate it.

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Yeah, I've been away.

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Been away for a while.

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Been doing a few corporates.

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I was hired by Mercedes to do

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the latest AMG adverts.

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For their latest drift range.

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Also, I've been embroiled in a

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messy, protracted divorce with

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my wife.

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DG, thank you very much for the

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112.

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Have you started a pension fund

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yet?

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It's never too early.

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Check it out.

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Yeah, as you may know, I don't

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know if you were hanging around

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during the last time I was

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trying to get the gold trophy.

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I was explaining to you the

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situation, a messy situation

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between me and my wife.

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Who's, uh...

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The divorce has just gone

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through, guys.

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Really, uh...

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Pleased that it's gone through.

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I'm not pleased that the

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marriage has ended or anything,

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but I am pleased that the...

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Just the mess of the divorce

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has finally, uh...

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Flittered away and filtered out.

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Because it was beginning to

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weigh heavily on my mind.

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The divorce actually was sped

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through thanks to the latest

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referendum.

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I don't know if you voted in

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that, but if you did, it's

303
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thanks to you that my wife was

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able to divorce me as fast as

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she possibly could.

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And, uh, now she's free to go

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on and marry Mr. Tickles.

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The chimp who I, uh, purchased

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for my son Arhar for his 15th

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birthday.

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Unfortunately, he muscled his

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way in there while I was on a

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business trip to Zurich.

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And, uh...

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Yeah, what can I say, you know?

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He was a...

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He's a great pest, but I mean...

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In the end, I bought...

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I bought an Arhar, a monkey.

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But it turned out that I'd

321
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actually bought him a fucking

322
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snake.

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An absolute snake behind my

324
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back.

325
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The neck of that chimp.

326
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Real scummer.

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Of a...

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Of a simian.

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Fastest broadband network and

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99.9% network reliability.

331
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Reliability at speed.

332
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See virginmedia.ie.

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Terms and conditions apply.

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That's all over six o'clock.

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Network reliability.

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See virginmedia.ie forward

337
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slash...

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He's ruined...

339
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He may have ruined my life, but

340
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he's not gonna fucking ruin it

341
00:08:33,910 --> 00:08:34,620
anymore.

342
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Sorry about the language, and

343
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thanks very much, DJ and Mr. Tickles.

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Slush fun.

345
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Mr. Tickles will be very, very

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pleased that he's got somebody

347
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thinking about him on my stream.

348
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Repossessions.

349
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What have you got for us?

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Well, there's new figures out

351
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from the court service.

352
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Lower down the radio.

353
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Sorry about that.

354
00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:57,540
Yeah, Mr. Tickles.

355
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Tickletronics.

356
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As I do call them now.

357
00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,980
Off with my wife.

358
00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:05,720
But fuck that.

359
00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,500
Today's all about me.

360
00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,570
And the quest for the silver

361
00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:10,300
medal.

362
00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,460
This is like Indiana Jones.

363
00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,150
And the quest of the crystal

364
00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:15,760
skull.

365
00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,060
Beardsman MEP.

366
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Thank you very much.

367
00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:28,160
Thank you very much, Beardsman.

368
00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:29,780
You are some vulture fund.

369
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,580
Just make an amendment to this

370
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camera.

371
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Just make the little eighth

372
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amendment there to the camera.

373
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And then we're stuck in.

374
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We're locked in tight.

375
00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:45,030
For none other than another

376
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silver attempt.

377
00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:47,940
At the trof.

378
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,700
The hallowed trof of Nürburgring.

379
00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,040
Nordschleifer.

380
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An amazing track.

381
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It's almost six o'clock, guys.

382
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:02,640
Thanks very much for tuning in.

383
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,380
Mr. CD player.

384
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,320
Thank you very much.

385
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,560
It was my birthday on Saturday.

386
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:13,560
And for it, my mates got me all

387
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,220
Konzo related gifts.

388
00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:17,880
Including Grey Goose boosts.

389
00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:18,820
Pop.

390
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,920
And cans of Sam Pellegrino.

391
00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:21,680
Well, that's fucking.

392
00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:23,600
That's amazing to hear, CD.

393
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,020
It's great to hear that you

394
00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,900
have one of the best birthdays.

395
00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:28,920
At the weekend.

396
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,140
It's up there with actually.

397
00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,960
My mate's zone at 41st.

398
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,380
Which we had.

399
00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:37,990
Split between the Austrian

400
00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:39,200
Grand Prix there.

401
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:40,980
Last week.

402
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,320
And then the first week of Wimbledon

403
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:42,800
as well.

404
00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,760
Strawberries and cream.

405
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,140
It's like a nightmare dream.

406
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,660
Turned into a nightmare.

407
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:50,840
More on that.

408
00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:52,440
As and when we get it.

409
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,500
And we do have it.

410
00:10:54,380 --> 00:10:55,700
But let's try and get a.

411
00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,380
Try and get Silverstone here.

412
00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:00,180
Alicia.

413
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,900
I'm going to go automatic here.

414
00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:12,820
You might think that's a cop

415
00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:13,700
out guys.

416
00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:14,560
But I don't care.

417
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,820
It's been a tough week.

418
00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,820
I just can't.

419
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,280
Deal with the.

420
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,240
The coordination.

421
00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:23,900
Required.

422
00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:29,540
To change gears manually.

423
00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,760
Let's do this.

424
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:49,120
Also.

425
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:51,340
Yates.

426
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,180
It's Yates or nothing.

427
00:11:53,180 --> 00:12:08,340
Sad news

428
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:18,900
Bill Penny

429
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:41,900
Bill Penny is gone

430
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,780
A great man

431
00:12:44,780 --> 00:12:46,260
Gone

432
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,260
Unfortunately the Penny

433
00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:51,260
Sadly dropped

434
00:12:51,260 --> 00:13:00,260
My fucking American love

435
00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:13,010
Thanks Gavin thank you very

436
00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,260
much

437
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:21,190
Thanks Gavin thank you very

438
00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:22,260
much

439
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:37,260
I do

440
00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:44,260
Great stuff

441
00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:48,260
It's almost six o'clock guys

442
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:52,260
Finance

443
00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,260
Business

444
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,260
Personal

445
00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:58,960
I challenge you to change from

446
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,640
using shaving foes and gels to

447
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,260
de facto shaving

448
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,300
De facto shaving great company

449
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,260
great razors

450
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:09,260
Pure oils

451
00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:12,330
And with de facto there's no raking

452
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,260
the planet with aluminium cans

453
00:14:14,260 --> 00:14:16,250
by de facto directly from defactoshave.com

454
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:21,090
and from selected pharmacies D

455
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,320
E F A C T O de facto the best

456
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,260
anyone can get

457
00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:31,260
It's almost six o'clock

458
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:34,260
Herbie frog

459
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:34,780
Frog!

460
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:49,040
John Taylor.ie!

461
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,960
Jesus Christ!

462
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:04,520
Senator.

463
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,160
Nordan.

464
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,360
Great friends with Nordan.

465
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,610
We were actually staying over

466
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:21,580
at Nordan's yesterday afternoon.

467
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,560
For the after goose sesh.

468
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,440
We were on a bit of, the rest

469
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,240
of us were on a bit of a goose

470
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:29,960
clap.

471
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:33,580
After the Wimbledon wall smashers.

472
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:36,030
We were down and outside Serena

473
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:38,590
Williams fucking Airbnb down in

474
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:39,780
Wimbledox.

475
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,730
Don't want to give the precise,

476
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,540
don't want to give the precise

477
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:45,330
location away because I don't

478
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:46,420
want a Wimbledox service.

479
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,940
Needless to say we had a great

480
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:50,640
night.

481
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,880
Myself, Nordan.ie!

482
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,600
I don't want to give the

483
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,080
precise location away.

484
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,600
And none other than Bill Cullen.

485
00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:06,260
It's almost six o'clock.

486
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,820
I'll tell you more in a moment.

487
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,360
We're just building up to six o'clock.

488
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,600
Get ready with us, Ampel.

489
00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:14,260
Grade A office space.

490
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,460
Dublin Airport Central.

491
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,940
Dublin Airport Central.

492
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:17,680
The Clayton.

493
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,380
Straight onto the M50 outside.

494
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:23,220
Take that loop all the way to

495
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,420
Cabin Teeley.

496
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,660
Drive it hard and fast.

497
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:30,380
Driving range.

498
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:30,380
Driving range.

499
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:59,380
*Morning*

500
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:01,380
Eastbound!

501
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:05,380
It's almost 6 o'clock guys!

502
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,380
Get ready!

503
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,380
Fuck!

504
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:19,380
*Morning*

505
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,380
It's almost 6 o'clock!

506
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,380
San Pellegrino!

507
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,380
You're almost 38!

508
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:27,380
Allianz!

509
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,380
It's almost 6 o'clock!

510
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:31,380
You're almost 38!

511
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:31,380
Network 2!

512
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,380
Darkies!

513
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:34,380
Network 2!

514
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:35,380
Kalinez!

515
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,380
What are ya?

516
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,380
Kill McCood!

517
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,380
Have you got a pension yet?

518
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,380
Sandiford!

519
00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,380
Have you got a fucking plans?

520
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:42,380
Watch your dog!

521
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,380
Doider!

522
00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,380
Blunt!

523
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,380
Booters Town!

524
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,380
You're working now!

525
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:47,380
It's almost 6 o'clock!

526
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:48,380
Blackrock!

527
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:49,380
Where are ya working now Joe?

528
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,380
Over C days!

529
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,960
Please tell me you're working

530
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:53,380
Joe!

531
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,380
Please tell me you're working!

532
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,020
I'm gonna get the money coming

533
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:57,380
in!

534
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:58,180
I'm gonna get the money coming

535
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:58,380
in!

536
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,380
Second holiday hour!

537
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,380
I'm just coming 6 o'clock!

538
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:04,380
You stop!

539
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:05,380
Body in the boot!

540
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:06,380
Body in the boot!

541
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,380
Today FM!

542
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,380
Rage rovers!

543
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,380
Mount!

544
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,380
Mount!

545
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,380
Mount!

546
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,380
Surrey!

547
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,380
Mount!

548
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,380
Mount!

549
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:18,380
Mount!

550
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,380
Mount!

551
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,380
Mount!

552
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,380
We fucked it up!

553
00:18:26,380 --> 00:18:28,380
Welcome to 6 o'clock guys!

554
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,380
Bit low down there!

555
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:32,380
Low down and dirty!

556
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:34,380
Let's move it up!

557
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,380
It's time to move it up!

558
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,380
Can't celebrate!

559
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,200
I just put pennies paper on a

560
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,380
new pension deal from Zurich!

561
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:44,380
You should too John!

562
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:47,380
God bless me and you!

563
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,200
Killian William thank you very

564
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,380
much for the 420 my friend!

565
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:56,380
Thank you very much!

566
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:58,380
Konzo you look like a chimp!

567
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,140
Konzo you look like a chimp-shaped

568
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,380
weight!

569
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,610
Has been lifted off your

570
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:07,380
shoulders!

571
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,380
Now you're single and free!

572
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,100
A few of the Gonzags boys

573
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,380
getting an Airbnb in Krakow!

574
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:14,380
Krakow!

575
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:15,380
For the weekend!

576
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,380
Are you interested?

577
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,380
Are you interested?

578
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,380
Should be!

579
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:22,380
Should be off the Rosigen scale!

580
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:24,380
Expect snow!

581
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,380
Expect snow showers!

582
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,380
In August!

583
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,380
August!

584
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,380
We gotta say Killian William!

585
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,380
You never fail to impress!

586
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,020
I'll definitely take you up on

587
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:35,380
that offer!

588
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:36,690
I'll definitely take you up on

589
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:37,380
that offer!

590
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:39,380
Is there any room on the plane?

591
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:40,960
You're not flying Ryanair are

592
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,380
you?

593
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,380
Killian!

594
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,360
Please don't tell me you're

595
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,380
taking a Ryanair flight!

596
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,380
Pfff!

597
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:49,690
You'd be as well getting on the

598
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,380
back of a fucking cattle truck!

599
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:55,020
Strapping a pair of wings to a

600
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:57,380
fucking cattle truck!

601
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,380
Cause that's all Ryanair is!

602
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,380
Michael O'Leary!

603
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,380
He's a good guy!

604
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:02,380
Great businessman!

605
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:04,400
But you wouldn't get me on one

606
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,530
of those fucking things if you

607
00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:07,380
paid me!

608
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:14,380
Sounds like a sweet deal though!

609
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,380
Crack off!

610
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,380
Mmm!

611
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,280
Rocking the blood orange today

612
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,380
guys!

613
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,380
Aranciata Rasa!

614
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:28,380
The bloody red orange!

615
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,380
The Italian soft drink!

616
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:32,380
San Pellegrino!

617
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,700
Frankie Scone says I'm flying

618
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,380
Ryanair tomorrow!

619
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,380
God bless you!

620
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,380
I hope this year's a...

621
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:40,380
I hope you get through...

622
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:41,380
I hope you make it through!

623
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:43,380
Frankis Scones!

624
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,380
It's almost 6 o'clock Frankis!

625
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:48,380
In fact it actually is!

626
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:50,380
Enjoy the flight tomorrow!

627
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,380
If you dare!

628
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,380
Yeah Ryanair...

629
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,380
I mean...

630
00:20:58,380 --> 00:20:59,380
Unless you're...

631
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:00,040
You're gonna have to strap

632
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:00,750
yourself in with a couple of

633
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:01,380
mini vodka...

634
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,380
Maybe a mini couple of Smirnoffs!

635
00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:06,380
And uh...

636
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:07,540
Maybe a Zani or two if you can

637
00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,710
get the doc to prescribe you

638
00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:09,380
that shit!

639
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:12,380
It's almost 6 o'clock!

640
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:13,380
You okay?

641
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,380
It's almost 6 o'clock!

642
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:17,380
Time to get down to your loco...

643
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,550
Thanks very much to the lonely

644
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:21,380
donkey!

645
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,380
Does Wesker use Zurich?

646
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,380
He does!

647
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,380
Yeah!

648
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:25,380
He has Zurich!

649
00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:27,660
He was covered 360 degrees by

650
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,380
Zurich!

651
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,140
But he wasn't anticipating the

652
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:31,690
fucking blast to the back of

653
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,380
the head by Barry Burton!

654
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,380
The end of the good scenario!

655
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:36,380
Or...

656
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,080
I've just looked you like a

657
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:37,380
freak!

658
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,080
I've just looked you like a

659
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:38,380
freak!

660
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,380
Mike Tyson!

661
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,380
Sarah Snake!

662
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,380
You've been into a bank fraud!

663
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:43,380
Thanks very much for that!

664
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:44,380
The 333!

665
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,880
And a great shout out you gave

666
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,380
to Jordan B. Peterson!

667
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:51,210
I was very, very impressed with

668
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,380
that yesterday!

669
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,900
For Tommy Schlug's rip-off of

670
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,380
my stream!

671
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,380
Tommy Schlug doing his...

672
00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,550
He saw my stream and he's doing

673
00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:00,380
his own rip-off!

674
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,380
You're 38!

675
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,380
Connor Donn...

676
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,380
Thank you very much!

677
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,380
Connor Donn's...

678
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,380
Tickle the apex with the Bridgestones!

679
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:06,380
Or if you've got Firestone...

680
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:09,380
Take it to the track!

681
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:12,140
You may or may not know but my

682
00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:15,380
Bridgestones are handmade!

683
00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,380
In Indonesia!

684
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,380
By the...

685
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,380
The Rubberbundus!

686
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,380
From the village of Rubberstam!

687
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,040
It's actually a country next to

688
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:20,380
Indonesia!

689
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,380
I beg your pardon!

690
00:22:21,380 --> 00:22:25,090
take it to the track you may or

691
00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:26,670
may not know but my bridge

692
00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:29,990
stones are handmade in indonesia

693
00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:31,300
by the

694
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:35,740
the rubber bundus from the the

695
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:39,900
village of rubber stamp it's

696
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,500
actually a country next to indonesia

697
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,160
i beg your pardon and uh

698
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:48,320
handmade i i went out there

699
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,910
actually to get them myself and

700
00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:53,540
overlook the

701
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,940
the mission courtesy of bridgestone

702
00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,450
bridgestone said connor we want

703
00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:02,590
you to drive our car your car

704
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,890
sorry with our tires around the

705
00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:05,700
nurburgring

706
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:08,170
every weekday most weekdays

707
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:10,630
when you can and uh we want you

708
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:13,300
to get the silver trophy i said

709
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:14,580
look i

710
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:16,010
i've used your tires in the

711
00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:16,580
past guys

712
00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:19,540
fuck this

713
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:21,870
i'm gonna change the camera

714
00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:24,300
angle it might actually help

715
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,460
out six o'clock

716
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:31,460
i simply said look bridger your

717
00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:33,140
tires stink

718
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,270
what you gonna do about it

719
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:39,520
asshole bridge stone was just

720
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,610
he was shook like he started

721
00:23:41,610 --> 00:23:42,340
shaking

722
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:47,000
i said why are you quivering

723
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,260
bridge

724
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:53,780
i said bridger

725
00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:57,750
got a case of the quivers there

726
00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:00,180
man he said look connor i'm

727
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:02,980
sorry i apologize for quivering

728
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,000
i said it's too good man it's a

729
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,270
good job because i'm not gonna

730
00:24:09,270 --> 00:24:11,200
walk out of here with your

731
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:11,780
tires

732
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,040
i want you to send me to the

733
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,740
factory where you assemble them

734
00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:19,950
turns out uh rubber bundu rub

735
00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:21,780
rubber stan

736
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,800
a little vid village called the

737
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,660
rubber bundu village look at

738
00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:27,060
this guy in his coupe

739
00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:33,620
mutually assured destruction

740
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:35,620
oh for fuck's sake

741
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:38,380
we're just gonna take a warm-up

742
00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:40,900
lap guys nothing too hectic

743
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:46,730
i said look man i want slicks

744
00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:48,820
he said you cannot use slicks

745
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:51,700
anymore they've been banished

746
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,220
by the world of motorsport

747
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,190
because they're too dangerous i

748
00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:58,440
said fine give me one with two

749
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,140
slight grooves ribbed

750
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:05,370
ribbed for my pleasure it's

751
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:08,550
almost six o'clock he said fine

752
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:11,450
what time do you want them i

753
00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:12,840
said now

754
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,430
i want them yesterday he says

755
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,980
you can't he said get me on the

756
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:20,620
first flight you can't out to

757
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,410
fucking rubber bundu he says

758
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:24,180
where are you now i said i'm in

759
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:26,220
cabin tealy with crystal swing

760
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:29,790
it was ma it was it was mama

761
00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:34,890
swings 51st last night what can

762
00:25:34,890 --> 00:25:39,310
i say we we all got hucklebooked

763
00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:40,600
on goose

764
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:45,730
he said listen connor i've an uber

765
00:25:45,730 --> 00:25:49,670
i've an uber x on the way to

766
00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:53,560
you now i said that's not good

767
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,900
enough it needs to be here

768
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,870
yesterday he says fine do you

769
00:25:57,870 --> 00:26:00,550
mind uber pooling i said

770
00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:04,320
fucking uber pool

771
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,440
from cabin tealy to swords

772
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,170
i guess i've got no choice learjet

773
00:26:10,170 --> 00:26:13,250
waiting for me on the tarmac

774
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:16,830
yeah i said yes connor no connor

775
00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:17,380
three

776
00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:19,610
bags full connor i said grand i'm

777
00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:21,530
gonna have two flight cases

778
00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,530
with me one with an electric

779
00:26:23,530 --> 00:26:24,060
guitar

780
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:27,350
and another one with a red raven

781
00:26:27,350 --> 00:26:28,140
camera

782
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,070
another one with a red raven he

783
00:26:31,070 --> 00:26:34,130
said listen connor my priority

784
00:26:34,130 --> 00:26:36,680
is to get you is to get you to

785
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,900
dublin airport stat

786
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:43,660
you have no time to be bringing

787
00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:48,240
a fucking guitar and a camera

788
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,660
with you

789
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660
i said look when i get out to

790
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660
rubber bundu i'm gonna have two

791
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660
flight cases with me on the

792
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660
other side

793
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660
and i'm gonna have two flight

794
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660
cases with me on the other side

795
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660
and i'm gonna have two flight

796
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:49,660
cases with me on the other side

797
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:50,920
I said, listen, Connor, my

798
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,300
priority is to get you, is to

799
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:56,680
get you to Dublin Airport.

800
00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:57,700
Start.

801
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,060
You've no time to be bringing a

802
00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:02,230
fucking guitar and a camera

803
00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:03,240
with you.

804
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,840
I said, look, when I get out to

805
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,000
Rubberbundu, I'm going to teach

806
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,200
those little guys.

807
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,020
I'm going to teach those little

808
00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:14,580
guys how to play guitar.

809
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,980
And then when that's done, I'm

810
00:27:17,980 --> 00:27:20,510
going to whip out the Red Raven

811
00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:22,840
and film what happened.

812
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:24,710
And then I'm going to come back

813
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:26,280
and assemble the cut.

814
00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:28,420
A two-week edit session

815
00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:32,160
sponsored by Red Bull and Pellegrino.

816
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,040
And you're going to fund the

817
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,060
rest of it, Bridgestone.

818
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,440
Do you hear me?

819
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,120
The neck of you.

820
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:40,820
He said, fine.

821
00:27:43,780 --> 00:27:44,940
He said, fine.

822
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:45,980
It's almost six o'clock.

823
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,680
Uber pool arrives.

824
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,700
Uber pool guys.

825
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,800
And it's a fucking Prius.

826
00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:09,120
It's almost six o'clock.

827
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:09,620
Sorry there.

828
00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:12,090
Just remembering the Uber pool

829
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:14,070
and the Prius made me feel

830
00:28:14,070 --> 00:28:15,500
fucking sick.

831
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:28,080
It was a fucking Prius.

832
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:31,580
It's almost six o'clock.

833
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:34,960
I'm sorry.

834
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:34,960
I'm sorry.

835
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,720
Sorry guys.

836
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:39,720
Just trying to...

837
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,900
Tears in my eyes.

838
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,520
Tears I had in my eyes when I

839
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,780
got inside the Prius.

840
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,180
The smell of the thing.

841
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,900
Krakow, boys.

842
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,860
Thank you very much.

843
00:28:58,020 --> 00:28:59,000
I'm sorry.

844
00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:02,680
Sorry, guys.

845
00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:05,020
Just trying to get things

846
00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:06,300
together.

847
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,720
Deadly Skull Mercedes.

848
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,320
Thank you.

849
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,400
And Krakow, boys.

850
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,620
Exciting developments in the

851
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:12,560
Mercedes.

852
00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,300
On the Mercedes front.

853
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,920
Stocks have gone up.

854
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,000
Cars have been sold.

855
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,950
And money has undoubtedly been

856
00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:20,520
made.

857
00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:22,180
Thanks for the support.

858
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,440
For the Merc brand.

859
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,180
Says Deadly Skull Mercedes.

860
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:27,520
It's almost 6 o'clock.

861
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,890
Time to get down to your local

862
00:29:28,890 --> 00:29:29,600
Mercedes.

863
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,880
Thank you very much as well.

864
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,480
Sorry there, guys.

865
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,400
Just going to have to start.

866
00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:40,160
A few technical gremlins, guys.

867
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,680
We'll get back on the horse and

868
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,080
ride this one to victory.

869
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,020
So I get inside the Uber pool.

870
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,180
I have a bit of an altercation

871
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,880
with a taxi driver.

872
00:29:53,820 --> 00:29:55,260
Well, I told him to his face.

873
00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:56,000
I said, listen, man.

874
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,750
You're not a real taxi driver

875
00:29:57,750 --> 00:29:58,620
in my eyes.

876
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,910
I said, where's the room in the

877
00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:04,400
boot?

878
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,280
For the fucking strat.

879
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,140
I have an Eric Clapton cream

880
00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:13,300
pearl white Stratocaster.

881
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,180
Signed.

882
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:17,840
And a red raven.

883
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,220
Camera.

884
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,980
And a Sigma lens.

885
00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:24,700
Three Sigma lenses.

886
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:27,450
And you're telling me there's

887
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:30,200
no room in the back of the Prius

888
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,320
for this?

889
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:33,960
Fuck it.

890
00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,320
You're going green.

891
00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:36,940
I'm going to fucking go green

892
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,140
in a minute, man.

893
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,480
Like the Incredible Hulk.

894
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,670
So I said to the other guys,

895
00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:43,320
look.

896
00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:47,550
Can you get out here and wait

897
00:30:47,550 --> 00:30:49,460
for a cab?

898
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,300
I need room for all the gear.

899
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,100
So I turfed out the other guys.

900
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,560
Gave him 50 quid.

901
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,240
And shook his hand and says,

902
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:58,780
look.

903
00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:01,120
Next time you're here, call me

904
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:01,580
up.

905
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:02,780
Gave him a...

906
00:31:02,780 --> 00:31:04,180
Slipped him a business card.

907
00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:07,500
And a crisp, cool can of San Pellegrino.

908
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,370
Told him to wait for another

909
00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:09,900
cab.

910
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,720
We hit the M50.

911
00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:16,080
And he's snailing it.

912
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:18,840
Behind trucks and coaches.

913
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,450
I was saying to him, what the

914
00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:24,120
fuck are you doing, man?

915
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:27,900
I'm in a bit of a goose cloud.

916
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,180
I need to get to Dublin Airport.

917
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,700
Start pronto.

918
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,380
But he's just not overtaken.

919
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,820
It's like me on the Frook's

920
00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:38,600
Road here.

921
00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:39,780
Look.

922
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,480
Just slowing down.

923
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,280
He was slowing down the whole

924
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:43,840
time.

925
00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:51,320
So I grabbed him by the neck.

926
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,600
And choked him.

927
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:57,660
Lightly choked him.

928
00:31:58,700 --> 00:31:59,900
And said, look, mate.

929
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,280
Uber or no Uber.

930
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,480
Get me to the airplane now.

931
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,880
And he put the fuck down.

932
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,720
He put the fucking foot down

933
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,120
and lifted it, man.

934
00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:16,860
Because he was scared.

935
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:17,700
Yeah?

936
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:20,320
Because he was scared.

937
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,440
We got out to swords anyway.

938
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,170
And we made it out there in

939
00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:30,580
great time after the throttle.

940
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,840
Let's just say after I throttled

941
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,400
him.

942
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,940
He throttled the fucking

943
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:36,000
accelerator.

944
00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:38,060
Throttled the throttle.

945
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,320
And we ended up going at

946
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,320
lightning speed on the M50.

947
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,000
He must have got a ticket.

948
00:32:44,860 --> 00:32:46,290
Because his camera's all over

949
00:32:46,290 --> 00:32:46,940
the shop.

950
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,220
And in fact, he was so fast.

951
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,040
That we had 15 minutes to spare.

952
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,780
So I said, Uber driver.

953
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,700
Swing a ride into Ikea.

954
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,600
I want to look at the futons.

955
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,760
It's almost six o'clock.

956
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:07,460
So he did.

957
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,800
We made it in.

958
00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:13,000
He dropped me off the door.

959
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:13,900
He left the engine running.

960
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,580
I said, wait.

961
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:14,960
Oi.

962
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:15,580
Oi.

963
00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:16,100
Oi.

964
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,200
Wait here.

965
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,360
Don't move.

966
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,660
Don't turn the engine off.

967
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:21,840
Don't care if it's a hybrid.

968
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:22,900
I don't care about the

969
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:23,760
environment.

970
00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:25,940
You're in my environment.

971
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,500
This is my world.

972
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,070
And you're living in my

973
00:33:29,070 --> 00:33:30,520
environment now.

974
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:32,140
Carbon footprint.

975
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,180
I'll be leaving a carbon

976
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,860
footprint.

977
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,520
All right.

978
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:37,920
On your fucking seats.

979
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:38,620
In a minute.

980
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,280
When I go and step in that dog

981
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,520
shit over there.

982
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:42,180
And come back.

983
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:44,200
It's almost six o'clock.

984
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,080
So I went in.

985
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,080
Had a quick look.

986
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,600
Quick little peruse.

987
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:50,400
At the futons.

988
00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:54,180
And wasn't anything there.

989
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,040
Anything new.

990
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,780
Anything special.

991
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:57,960
I grabbed a trolley anyway.

992
00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:58,990
And I went as well to the

993
00:33:58,990 --> 00:34:00,300
little cafeteria there.

994
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,700
And got some Swedish meatballs.

995
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,740
A little cup.

996
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:06,580
With some milk in it.

997
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:10,860
Just eased the goose cloud.

998
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,090
That I was feeling from last

999
00:34:13,090 --> 00:34:13,900
night.

1000
00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:18,460
The night before should I say.

1001
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,140
Tailspin.

1002
00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:21,140
Tailspin.

1003
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:21,540
No.

1004
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:27,000
You got to understand people.

1005
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,390
That I was going through a

1006
00:34:28,390 --> 00:34:30,320
messy and protracted divorce.

1007
00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:32,200
Sponsored by Mercedes.

1008
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,200
With my wife.

1009
00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:36,380
Who had left me for a chimp.

1010
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:39,620
An actual monkey.

1011
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,060
Which we had purchased.

1012
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:42,620
Which we had purchased.

1013
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:44,800
From a sanctuary.

1014
00:34:46,340 --> 00:34:47,320
For my son.

1015
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,540
So I was super charged.

1016
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,440
All I could think about was futons.

1017
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:56,700
But there was nothing there.

1018
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,130
Nothing there I hadn't seen

1019
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:58,700
before.

1020
00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:00,220
Dot.

1021
00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:00,480
I.

1022
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:00,500
I.

1023
00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:03,500
Ended up going.

1024
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,820
Straight into the office wear

1025
00:35:04,820 --> 00:35:05,380
section.

1026
00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:07,560
And saw a beautiful.

1027
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,160
Beautiful.

1028
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,100
Standing desk.

1029
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:13,380
With a crank attached to it.

1030
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:14,990
So that you had the option to

1031
00:35:14,990 --> 00:35:15,940
wind it down.

1032
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,240
It elevates.

1033
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:17,560
You know.

1034
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,100
You can sit down if you want.

1035
00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:21,040
Or you can stand up.

1036
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,660
When the going gets tough.

1037
00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:25,020
When I was.

1038
00:35:25,980 --> 00:35:27,080
Which I really needed.

1039
00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,500
It came in handy as well.

1040
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:30,300
Stuck it in the trolley.

1041
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:31,230
And it's come in handy ever

1042
00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:31,640
since.

1043
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:31,940
You know.

1044
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:32,340
I was.

1045
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:33,800
When I was editing the.

1046
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,120
The phantom thread.

1047
00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:38,060
Principal photography.

1048
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,320
I was hired to do that.

1049
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:41,180
And.

1050
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,500
I made a little rough cut.

1051
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,920
I was just drinking Sam Pell.

1052
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:47,920
After Sam Pell.

1053
00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:50,220
Premiere Pro.

1054
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,060
On one monitor.

1055
00:35:52,940 --> 00:35:53,540
Photoshop.

1056
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:54,340
On another.

1057
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,960
I had a fucking MacBook Pro.

1058
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:58,900
On a MacBook Pro.

1059
00:35:59,060 --> 00:35:59,600
Stand.

1060
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:00,260
Next to it.

1061
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,320
Which was just broadcasting.

1062
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,060
Live.

1063
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:04,760
Sports.

1064
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:06,900
Formula One.

1065
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:08,720
Highlights.

1066
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:10,700
And then.

1067
00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:12,560
On a little side handle.

1068
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,380
Side hatch.

1069
00:36:13,740 --> 00:36:14,900
I had a VR headset.

1070
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:15,080
set.

1071
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,700
Which I would just.

1072
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,580
Simply put on.

1073
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,440
From time to time.

1074
00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:20,880
And just escape.

1075
00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:22,780
Into a world.

1076
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:23,480
Of vortex.

1077
00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:26,460
Of.

1078
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:28,740
Kind of like.

1079
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:29,900
Sub glacial.

1080
00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:30,700
Scenery.

1081
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,180
Polar bears.

1082
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,560
Blue planet.

1083
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,320
Kind of stuff.

1084
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:36,640
You know.

1085
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,240
Just plays.

1086
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,240
Just plays.

1087
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,240
Plays.

1088
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,360
Plays.

1089
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:39,780
Plays.

1090
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:40,280
Enya.

1091
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:42,940
Just.

1092
00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:43,900
All of the stuff.

1093
00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:45,100
Those on my iPod.

1094
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:45,840
On my iPhone.

1095
00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:49,180
Tribe called Quest.

1096
00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:51,480
Crystal Swing.

1097
00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:54,680
Billy Eilish.

1098
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,240
And none other.

1099
00:36:58,740 --> 00:37:00,040
The Kendrick Lamar.

1100
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,060
And also.

1101
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:01,960
Bill Cullen's.

1102
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:02,660
Audiobook.

1103
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,320
How to get ahead.

1104
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,200
Crush people.

1105
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,420
101.

1106
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,520
Volume 2.

1107
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,780
Lecture 5.

1108
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:16,820
Another great thing.

1109
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:17,840
About the VR headset.

1110
00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:19,300
Is that I programmed it.

1111
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:19,560
To.

1112
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:23,480
Scan.

1113
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:24,140
As like.

1114
00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:24,640
Wi-Fi.

1115
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,400
Built into it.

1116
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:25,560
So.

1117
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,480
It plays like.

1118
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,180
Slideshows.

1119
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,060
Of Jordan B.

1120
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:28,700
Peterson's.

1121
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:29,540
Face.

1122
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
While I listen.

1123
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,600
To 12 Rules for Life.

1124
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,280
By Jordan.

1125
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:34,680
J.

1126
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:34,960
B.

1127
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,380
P.

1128
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,280
It's almost.

1129
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,220
Six o'clock.

1130
00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:39,240
Either that.

1131
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:41,160
Or the Joe.

1132
00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:41,400
Ro.

1133
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:42,540
The Joe Rogan.

1134
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,020
Podcast.

1135
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:43,680
With J.

1136
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:43,940
B.

1137
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:44,260
P.

1138
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,080
Or.

1139
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,380
The Jordan B.

1140
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,440
Peterson Podcast.

1141
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,280
With Joe Rogan.

1142
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,840
Two of the best podcasts.

1143
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,260
About each other.

1144
00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:55,660
You've ever listened to.

1145
00:38:01,140 --> 00:38:03,460
Bit of a warm up lap guys.

1146
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,500
Bit of a warm up lap here.

1147
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,460
Great stuff.

1148
00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:14,500
Great stuff again.

1149
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:17,240
Lovely bronze.

1150
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,240
Beautiful bronze.

1151
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,430
It's a sweet sweet sweet sweet

1152
00:38:21,430 --> 00:38:23,180
symphony of bronze.

1153
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:24,880
Heavenly bronze.

1154
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,120
Sponsored.

1155
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,920
By San Pellegrino.

1156
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,620
It's never too early.

1157
00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,160
It's almost six o'clock.

1158
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:32,420
Cool.

1159
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,080
Crisp.

1160
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:35,520
Delicious taste.

1161
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,280
Unmistakably refreshing.

1162
00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,780
Unbelievably crisp.

1163
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:40,900
Unbelievably crisp.

1164
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:41,780
Unbelievably crisp.

1165
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:45,500
Oh yeah.

1166
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:47,930
Just a quick look at the pensions

1167
00:38:47,930 --> 00:38:50,520
and retirement by Zurich guys.

1168
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:52,550
Starting a pension is one of

1169
00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:54,750
the smartest decisions you can

1170
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:55,420
make.

1171
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:57,540
It can help ensure a brighter,

1172
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,820
better future.

1173
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:00,960
To look forward to.

1174
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,740
You know this.

1175
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,660
I know this.

1176
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,560
We all know this.

1177
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,560
Eddie Jordan.

1178
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,910
I just put pen to paper on a

1179
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,740
new pension deal from Zurich.

1180
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,060
You should too, John.

1181
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,780
Eddie Jordan.

1182
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:10,700
Thank you very much.

1183
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,680
The Jordanian family.

1184
00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:16,520
The Jordanian beast.

1185
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:23,660
Thank you so much.

1186
00:39:24,900 --> 00:39:27,820
And Dan the Tan as well.

1187
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:29,700
Thanks very much.

1188
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:30,960
Appreciate it.

1189
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:34,920
After the week I've had.

1190
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:35,260
Dan.

1191
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,600
You know me too well.

1192
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,600
Thanks very much.

1193
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:44,880
Cheers.

1194
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,680
Starting a pension is one of

1195
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,440
the smartest decisions you can

1196
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,300
make guys.

1197
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:53,440
Okay.

1198
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:54,850
It can help you ensure a

1199
00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,640
brighter future for you.

1200
00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:58,000
Let's have a little look here

1201
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,300
at how to start your pension

1202
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,840
just in case you're worried.

1203
00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:02,620
So.

1204
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,160
You want to get your pension

1205
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:04,800
sorted.

1206
00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:06,100
But you don't know where to

1207
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:06,600
start.

1208
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:07,480
Don't worry.

1209
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,480
Just takes a few steps to set

1210
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,640
up your financial future.

1211
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,100
And we're here to guide you

1212
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,480
through the process.

1213
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,410
On this page we'll show you how

1214
00:40:16,410 --> 00:40:17,620
to get the ball rolling.

1215
00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,540
So you can start your pension.

1216
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:23,860
Sound advice.

1217
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,450
You're only ever going to get

1218
00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:27,700
sound advice from me.

1219
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:29,560
Connor Williams.

1220
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,220
Former senior sales executive.

1221
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,260
Mercedes Ireland.

1222
00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:34,460
Partner at KPMG by the age of

1223
00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:35,400
23.

1224
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,440
Just Zurich acolyte.

1225
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:39,480
All day all night.

1226
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:40,720
Key holder.

1227
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,220
For the Zurich broker.

1228
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,140
Out in Cabin Teeley.

1229
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,360
We're going to be holding a Zurich

1230
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,500
seance next week.

1231
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:50,710
We're going to be summoning a

1232
00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:53,020
few superannuation ghosts of

1233
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:54,040
the past.

1234
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,480
And the great ghost god himself.

1235
00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:59,090
Nicky Lauda is going to come

1236
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,120
down and give a seance special.

1237
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,090
He's going to give you a 10 lap

1238
00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:05,640
drive through.

1239
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,220
Lap to lap.

1240
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,320
Back to back.

1241
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,060
How to get the most out of your

1242
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:10,820
pension.

1243
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,200
Your savings.

1244
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,120
And of course your life.

1245
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,660
I miss Nicky man.

1246
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,620
I miss the Nickster.

1247
00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:28,520
Stevie Nicks.

1248
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:34,020
He's gone you know.

1249
00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:35,580
He was a legend of the track.

1250
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,770
Many many many goose clouds we

1251
00:41:38,770 --> 00:41:40,600
had together.

1252
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,660
But it actually reminds me of.

1253
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,200
Senna.

1254
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,700
Senna will be there as well.

1255
00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:46,160
Red FM.

1256
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:48,940
We both got out our Fleetwood

1257
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,260
Apple Mac.

1258
00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:53,060
and started fucking Logic Pro-ing.

1259
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,420
We had Logic Pro.

1260
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:57,320
Nicky Lauda whipped out the

1261
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,600
fucking Zurich pension plan.

1262
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,260
And an Apple iPad Pro.

1263
00:42:04,060 --> 00:42:05,090
And starts cutting together a

1264
00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:06,440
fucking rough cut.

1265
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,560
Of me and him together.

1266
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,380
I said Nickster.

1267
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,150
Where the fuck did you get the

1268
00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:16,160
footage man?

1269
00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:18,120
He just said look.

1270
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,190
I've been filming you ever

1271
00:42:20,190 --> 00:42:21,300
since I met you Connor.

1272
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:22,150
Because you're such a

1273
00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:23,360
fascinating individual.

1274
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,100
And specimen.

1275
00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:25,640
I said.

1276
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,000
Thanks very much.

1277
00:42:28,460 --> 00:42:29,420
Do you want a boost?

1278
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,420
Nicky.

1279
00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:32,080
He said yeah.

1280
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,080
I love chocolate.

1281
00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:36,520
I've never had a boost before.

1282
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,440
I said Nicky Lauda.

1283
00:42:41,020 --> 00:42:42,060
Racing great.

1284
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:43,940
Racing legend.

1285
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:44,040
And.

1286
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,520
Get ready for a taste sensation.

1287
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,060
Do you know who introduced me

1288
00:42:50,060 --> 00:42:51,160
to boost?

1289
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,080
None other than Bill Cullen.

1290
00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:55,900
This was back in the morrow

1291
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:56,520
days.

1292
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,190
This was back in the morrow

1293
00:43:00,190 --> 00:43:01,420
days.

1294
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,820
I crunched into that fucking.

1295
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,540
Little brown beast.

1296
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,040
Thinking.

1297
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,580
I don't know what to expect.

1298
00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:14,860
At first.

1299
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:17,040
Before the taste set in.

1300
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,490
I thought we were dealing with

1301
00:43:19,490 --> 00:43:21,920
a kind of Snickers rip off.

1302
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,600
That's what I thought.

1303
00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:28,120
I was like hang on a second.

1304
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:29,920
There's a crispy crunch.

1305
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,300
To this beast.

1306
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:33,860
That isn't.

1307
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,600
That's not peanut.

1308
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:36,800
Peanut is soft.

1309
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:36,800
Soooft.

1310
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:36,800
Soooft.

1311
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:36,800
Soooft.

1312
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:37,800
Peanut is soft.

1313
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:37,800
Peanut is soft.

1314
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Peanut is soft.

1315
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Peanut is soft.

1316
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Peanut is soft.

1317
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800
Peanut is soft.

1318
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,800
Peanut is soft.

1319
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,540
Bill Cullen was like.

1320
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:43,200
You're right.

1321
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,020
Give it another second or two.

1322
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,660
On the taste bud.

1323
00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:48,820
I did.

1324
00:43:48,820 --> 00:43:48,860
I did.

1325
00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:49,000
I did.

1326
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:49,420
I did.

1327
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:49,800
I did.

1328
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,800
I did.

1329
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:50,800
I did.

1330
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:50,800
I did.

1331
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:50,800
I did.

1332
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1333
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1334
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1335
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1336
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1337
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1338
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1339
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1340
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1341
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1342
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1343
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,860
I did.

1344
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:50,960
I did.

1345
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,860
I did.

1346
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:51,860
I did.

1347
00:43:51,860 --> 00:43:52,860
I did.

1348
00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:53,860
I did.

1349
00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:54,860
I did.

1350
00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:55,860
I did.

1351
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:55,860
I did.

1352
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:56,860
I did.

1353
00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:57,860
I did.

1354
00:43:57,860 --> 00:43:58,860
And then it hit me.

1355
00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:01,860
The biscuit dropped.

1356
00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:03,860
I was in biscuit heaven.

1357
00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:05,380
I was in biscuit heaven.

1358
00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:07,000
From that day.

1359
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,860
I was morrow, morrow, morrow.

1360
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:11,710
Whenever I was behind the wheel

1361
00:44:11,710 --> 00:44:13,480
of the Merc on the M50.

1362
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,200
morrow, whenever I was editing

1363
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,480
a new movie.

1364
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,080
Oh my fucking iMac Pro.

1365
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,680
Dual, dual screen iMac Pros.

1366
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,880
VR headset.

1367
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,080
Cubase tutorial handstand.

1368
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,380
It's almost six o'clock.

1369
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,680
Just morrow, crunching morrow.

1370
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:35,780
Couldn't stop.

1371
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,070
So I said to Nicky Lauda, get a

1372
00:44:40,070 --> 00:44:42,580
taste of this.

1373
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,580
I just.

1374
00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:47,010
I unwrapped the boost and shoved

1375
00:44:47,010 --> 00:44:49,180
it in Nicky Lauda's mouth.

1376
00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:53,680
I crushed it into his face.

1377
00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:56,670
And he was just like, it was

1378
00:44:56,670 --> 00:44:58,920
kind of like this.

1379
00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:01,260
The banana, the banana was the

1380
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:02,080
morrow.

1381
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:02,920
I was like.

1382
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:19,920
Just smeared.

1383
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,530
It smeared all over his upper

1384
00:45:21,530 --> 00:45:22,520
mouth and lip.

1385
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,520
And I said, Lauda.

1386
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,520
It's never too.

1387
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,520
It's never too early.

1388
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,930
To fucking get a boost stuffed

1389
00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:31,320
into your gob.

1390
00:45:33,020 --> 00:45:34,520
He said, that's a salt, Connor.

1391
00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:36,120
I said, I know.

1392
00:45:37,620 --> 00:45:38,130
But it's the tastiest assault

1393
00:45:38,130 --> 00:45:40,220
you've ever had, isn't it?

1394
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:41,660
And he said.

1395
00:45:42,820 --> 00:45:44,260
I'm ashamed to say it, Connor.

1396
00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:45,620
But it is.

1397
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,370
And that was fucking Nicky Lauda,

1398
00:45:49,370 --> 00:45:50,560
you know.

1399
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,320
He loved his chocolate bars.

1400
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:57,440
Whether you're self-employed or

1401
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,660
the head of a company, we've

1402
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,160
created a pension for your

1403
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,320
circumstances.

1404
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,320
See which pension is right for

1405
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:05,820
you.

1406
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:07,620
I think you should, John.

1407
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,020
I think you should.

1408
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:13,520
Oh.

1409
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,120
A few days later, the guardie

1410
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,920
were knocking on the door.

1411
00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:24,520
Mr. Williams?

1412
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:25,820
Yes.

1413
00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:26,660
I said.

1414
00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:28,260
We're arresting you on

1415
00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:30,120
suspicion of assault.

1416
00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:32,750
I said, what the fuckabaloo is

1417
00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:33,520
this?

1418
00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:36,120
Do you know who I am?

1419
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,080
They said, yes.

1420
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,400
Because we just said you're Mr.

1421
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,450
Williams and you're under

1422
00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:41,000
arrest.

1423
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:41,820
I said, yeah.

1424
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,570
Connor Williams, former senior

1425
00:46:43,570 --> 00:46:45,040
sales executive of Mercedes

1426
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:45,720
Ireland.

1427
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,160
I said, we don't care.

1428
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,320
I said, what is this about?

1429
00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:52,120
I said, Nicky Lauda is charging

1430
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,240
you with assault.

1431
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,870
I said, he fucking loved that

1432
00:46:54,870 --> 00:46:55,880
chocolate bar.

1433
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:56,500
What are you on about?

1434
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,500
He fucking loved that, man.

1435
00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:02,540
Didn't matter anyway.

1436
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,800
I called the, uh, slister.

1437
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:04,300
It's almost six o'clock.

1438
00:47:06,460 --> 00:47:08,120
After two and a half hours.

1439
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:09,620
And done drum.

1440
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,060
I was free to go.

1441
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,540
Not before taking the numbers.

1442
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,010
The, the officers who arrested

1443
00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:18,440
me.

1444
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:20,140
I said, listen, lads.

1445
00:47:20,780 --> 00:47:22,130
You haven't heard the last of

1446
00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:22,580
me.

1447
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,620
So, uh.

1448
00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:28,080
We had to drop that.

1449
00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:29,520
I pursued a fucking legal

1450
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,280
action against those guys.

1451
00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:32,060
Had to drop it.

1452
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:33,750
Turns out they were well within

1453
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:34,720
their rights.

1454
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,320
After what I'd done.

1455
00:47:38,540 --> 00:47:39,220
But, um.

1456
00:47:39,780 --> 00:47:41,120
Let's get back on the track.

1457
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:47,860
Thanks for joining us, guys.

1458
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:51,100
This is, uh.

1459
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,380
Drive time with Connor Williams.

1460
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,700
I'm just back in the saddle.

1461
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:55,200
Um.

1462
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,480
You may know me from.

1463
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,240
A lot of my sport gigs.

1464
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,080
I do with RTE.

1465
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:00,680
Um.

1466
00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:02,180
A lot of you may have seen this

1467
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:02,800
before.

1468
00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:04,260
Some of you may be new.

1469
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:05,610
I do Formula One races with

1470
00:48:05,610 --> 00:48:06,460
them as well.

1471
00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:07,820
Um.

1472
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:08,300
Some.

1473
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,880
I've got some new stuff coming

1474
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,740
up this week.

1475
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,320
But, uh.

1476
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,620
From the back catalogue.

1477
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:14,720
Um.

1478
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:16,060
Here are a few highlight reels.

1479
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,000
That I cut together.

1480
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,680
I not only do comms.

1481
00:48:18,780 --> 00:48:20,200
I do the editing as well.

1482
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:21,740
And send that and package it

1483
00:48:21,740 --> 00:48:22,500
off to RTE.

1484
00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:23,720
On Network 2.

1485
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:24,900
And I'll see you later.

1486
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,610
There's something from the back

1487
00:48:26,610 --> 00:48:27,040
cart.

1488
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:27,960
Live.

1489
00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,540
Welcome back, everybody, to the

1490
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:30,890
opening Group F match between

1491
00:48:30,890 --> 00:48:32,100
USA and Thailand here.

1492
00:48:32,420 --> 00:48:33,420
The Women's World Cup on

1493
00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:34,300
Network 2.

1494
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:35,400
From France.

1495
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,510
And here's Uncle Sam's ladies

1496
00:48:36,510 --> 00:48:36,820
now.

1497
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:37,940
It's the chip shot deluxe.

1498
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,260
And a precise header there from.

1499
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:41,720
What?

1500
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,640
Don't know her name.

1501
00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:44,980
Chest sit down.

1502
00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:46,180
Great chest.

1503
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:47,300
What's she going to do here?

1504
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:48,180
She has to pass it.

1505
00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:49,200
No, she's gone for college.

1506
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,000
She's scored.

1507
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,100
Two nil to the States.

1508
00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:54,520
Doubles the United States lead.

1509
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,660
What can the States do here?

1510
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:56,360
Terrible.

1511
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:57,500
Bad control.

1512
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,520
Toe folk.

1513
00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,380
It's in.

1514
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,060
Three nil.

1515
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,940
Once, twice, three times a lady.

1516
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:03,560
The Yanks are just shooting

1517
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:04,880
fish in the barrel.

1518
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:06,240
The Munch deflection in again.

1519
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,180
Four nil.

1520
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:09,200
So embarrassing for the ties.

1521
00:49:10,620 --> 00:49:11,500
Chance to get a long flighty

1522
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,740
one in here.

1523
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:13,020
Hitter.

1524
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:13,900
Not good.

1525
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:15,100
Bobbles again.

1526
00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:16,020
Bubble, bobble.

1527
00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:16,960
Child's play.

1528
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:17,840
It's Fisher-Price.

1529
00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:19,520
She's got the drag.

1530
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,620
Step over the shimmy.

1531
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:21,500
The shambuzy.

1532
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:22,420
Pulls the trigger.

1533
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:23,440
Shoots.

1534
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:24,040
Misses.

1535
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,500
Someone's there to clean up the

1536
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:25,860
mess.

1537
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,560
Don't know her name.

1538
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,240
Well done.

1539
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:29,040
Okay now.

1540
00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:29,960
Six nil.

1541
00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:31,360
Can it get any worse?

1542
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:32,820
It can.

1543
00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:34,280
Seven nil.

1544
00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:36,460
Face on your lawn.

1545
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:37,660
She should have jerked it up.

1546
00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:39,600
Seven nil, man.

1547
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:40,500
It can't.

1548
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:41,340
No way.

1549
00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:42,580
Yes way.

1550
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:43,460
Eight nil.

1551
00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:44,500
What a drubbing.

1552
00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:45,960
She scored the first one.

1553
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,220
Ball comes in.

1554
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,480
It's so soft.

1555
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:48,480
It's so soft.

1556
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,480
It's so soft.

1557
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:51,920
Nine nil.

1558
00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:53,170
It's the softest one you're

1559
00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:54,120
ever going to see.

1560
00:49:54,380 --> 00:49:54,460
Can't.

1561
00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:55,460
Can't happen again.

1562
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,520
You're bleeding.

1563
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,180
Joking.

1564
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,820
School boys stuff.

1565
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,480
Or sorry.

1566
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,960
School girls.

1567
00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:02,280
Ball comes in.

1568
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,180
11 nil.

1569
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,160
The US are doing a Bangkok blitz

1570
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:08,740
on it.

1571
00:50:09,220 --> 00:50:09,880
Great women.

1572
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:10,880
Great control.

1573
00:50:11,020 --> 00:50:11,500
The flick.

1574
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:13,680
Outside of the left boot.

1575
00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:15,280
Go home to Ireland.

1576
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,220
You're drunk.

1577
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,180
Asleep.

1578
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,080
They're all asleep.

1579
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:19,440
It's so soft.

1580
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,730
It's softer than the fucking

1581
00:50:20,730 --> 00:50:22,080
one I thought was softest.

1582
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:24,430
That was the softest game I've

1583
00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:26,020
ever seen, man.

1584
00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:26,920
13 nil.

1585
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:31,400
Leprechaun.

1586
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,100
Leprechaun.

1587
00:50:33,820 --> 00:50:34,860
Leprechaun.

1588
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,540
Leprechaun.

1589
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,220
Leprechaun.

1590
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:39,920
Leprechaun.

1591
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:40,720
Leprechaun.

1592
00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:41,620
Leprechaun.

1593
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:42,480
Leprechaun.

1594
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,400
Leprechaun.

1595
00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:44,180
Leprechaun.

1596
00:50:44,420 --> 00:50:45,100
Leprechaun.

1597
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:45,860
Leprechaun.

1598
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:46,760
Leprechaun.

1599
00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:47,640
Leprechaun.

1600
00:50:47,820 --> 00:50:48,420
Leprechaun.

1601
00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:49,360
Leprechaun.

1602
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,160
Leprechaun.

1603
00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:51,220
Who do you actually think you

1604
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:51,540
are?

1605
00:50:51,540 --> 00:50:52,000
Leprechaun.

1606
00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:52,780
Leprechaun.

1607
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:53,720
Leprechaun.

1608
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,520
Leprechaun.

1609
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,580
Who do you actually think you

1610
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:55,900
are?

1611
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,160
Leprechaun.

1612
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,370
Who do you actually think you

1613
00:50:58,370 --> 00:50:58,700
are?

1614
00:50:59,080 --> 00:50:59,720
Leprechaun.

1615
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:00,400
Leprechaun.

1616
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,360
Who do you actually think you

1617
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:01,620
are?

1618
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:02,280
Leprechaun.

1619
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,640
Well, it's Leprechaun and here

1620
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,580
we go.

1621
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,930
70 laps ahead of us here for

1622
00:51:07,930 --> 00:51:09,050
the Canadian Grand Prix in

1623
00:51:09,050 --> 00:51:09,680
Montreal.

1624
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,060
It's a great start from Vettel

1625
00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:12,290
and from Hamilton too as he

1626
00:51:12,290 --> 00:51:13,620
goes into second place.

1627
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,230
Straight ahead of Gasly and

1628
00:51:15,230 --> 00:51:16,910
Bottas too on the second turn

1629
00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:18,220
now on Network 2.

1630
00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:19,530
And Ludog Hamilton gets the

1631
00:51:19,530 --> 00:51:21,010
inside edge on turn 2 and he's

1632
00:51:21,010 --> 00:51:21,500
away.

1633
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,280
And Hulkenberg has started well.

1634
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,660
Maybe he's got ahead of Bottas.

1635
00:51:24,740 --> 00:51:25,940
His first step and Max Lando

1636
00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:27,220
both doing well and they're

1637
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:27,680
away.

1638
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,000
What an amazing start to the

1639
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,460
race.

1640
00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:30,880
Only a number 70 laps left.

1641
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,110
Got a little bit of a replay

1642
00:51:32,110 --> 00:51:33,880
here of Grosjean taking the gristle

1643
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,560
of the mill.

1644
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,890
Some bozo spoil pipe went right

1645
00:51:36,890 --> 00:51:38,740
into his fucking face.

1646
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,320
Had to chuck that shit away.

1647
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,890
Now Lando Norris has got a

1648
00:51:42,890 --> 00:51:44,000
problem here.

1649
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,360
He's took an absolute chockadaloola

1650
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,060
Lulu on the side of his back

1651
00:51:48,060 --> 00:51:49,440
right wheel pipe.

1652
00:51:49,980 --> 00:51:51,250
One of the McLaren grease

1653
00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:53,150
monkeys must have left a firecracker

1654
00:51:53,150 --> 00:51:54,640
in the tire or something.

1655
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:55,220
I don't know.

1656
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,140
Look at the state of them.

1657
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,170
Let's have a look at the replay

1658
00:51:58,170 --> 00:51:58,800
guys.

1659
00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,820
From Lando Norris on board

1660
00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:01,460
there.

1661
00:52:01,460 --> 00:52:02,630
Something happened on the

1662
00:52:02,630 --> 00:52:03,240
straight.

1663
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:04,600
Love function at the back.

1664
00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,240
Look at the halo.

1665
00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:06,960
Sponsored by Couchetard.

1666
00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:10,320
I know a few guys who work at Couchetard.

1667
00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:11,580
I'm actually going to be doing

1668
00:52:11,580 --> 00:52:12,540
a Tard set later on.

1669
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:13,990
Bozo silver lining here Lando's

1670
00:52:13,990 --> 00:52:15,090
as you can bust out some of

1671
00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:16,280
that Canadian bacon.

1672
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,190
Fucking barbecue on the back of

1673
00:52:18,190 --> 00:52:19,040
your break.

1674
00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:20,460
Bit of maple syrup.

1675
00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:21,740
Scrumptious.

1676
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:23,930
Bit of sexual overtake maneuvering

1677
00:52:23,930 --> 00:52:25,360
coming up here guys.

1678
00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:26,200
Magnussen in front.

1679
00:52:26,420 --> 00:52:28,440
Daphne Fiat behind.

1680
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,300
And look at this.

1681
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,500
Right on the big bender.

1682
00:52:30,860 --> 00:52:32,120
Juicy little overtake maneuver

1683
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:32,620
there.

1684
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:33,980
You wouldn't see that on the M50.

1685
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,680
Then two minutes later Magnussen

1686
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:36,890
having a fucking nightmare of a

1687
00:52:36,890 --> 00:52:37,240
day.

1688
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:38,220
It's Sergio Perez.

1689
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,100
The Mexican dream pipe.

1690
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,380
Does a little cheeky bender.

1691
00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:44,200
Right on his fucking halo.

1692
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:45,880
We're still here.

1693
00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:47,160
Lap 32 with the battle of the

1694
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:47,520
age.

1695
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,960
Between Grosjean and Perez.

1696
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,440
Taking each other hard on the

1697
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,100
benders.

1698
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,540
Perez is racing point.

1699
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,520
Laying out Grosjean's Haas.

1700
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,660
And clap clap clap.

1701
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,500
From the team back in the juicer.

1702
00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:00,680
These two are going hard at it.

1703
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,380
Wheel to wheel.

1704
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:02,240
Turn to turn.

1705
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,140
Laying each other out.

1706
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,220
In fact I've never seen a

1707
00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:05,240
battle quite like it.

1708
00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:07,160
A real war of the buttons here.

1709
00:53:07,540 --> 00:53:08,840
On the curves and turns.

1710
00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:11,560
Two hardcore bender boys.

1711
00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:12,930
Really taking it hard to each

1712
00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:13,380
other.

1713
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,190
Now we're on board with Bottas

1714
00:53:15,190 --> 00:53:15,760
here.

1715
00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:17,220
As he's chasing Ricardo.

1716
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,680
Two fast men in fast cars.

1717
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:20,780
Battling hard.

1718
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:22,280
And network too.

1719
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,100
I just realized the Bottas.

1720
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,900
Is actually a portmanteau of

1721
00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:26,800
two words.

1722
00:53:27,340 --> 00:53:29,060
Which describe your hole.

1723
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,380
Don't know what that means.

1724
00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:31,630
But you can do what you want

1725
00:53:31,630 --> 00:53:32,180
with it.

1726
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:34,320
Lap 48 guys.

1727
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:35,740
On board with Ludog Hamilton.

1728
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:36,520
Vettel's in front.

1729
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:37,500
He's just gone on the grass.

1730
00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:37,860
Vettel.

1731
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,860
What can Ludog do here?

1732
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,360
Can he get in?

1733
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:39,660
No.

1734
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,700
Vettel manages to keep himself

1735
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,540
in front.

1736
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:43,600
But I'm not sure whether or not

1737
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,490
that's going to be deemed

1738
00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:45,640
dangerous driving there.

1739
00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:46,160
Yeah.

1740
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,340
There we can see time penalty.

1741
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,540
Five seconds on Sebastian Vettel.

1742
00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:51,280
Who now has no time.

1743
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,520
To stick on the kettle.

1744
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:53,910
Because the loopity-loo-banger

1745
00:53:53,910 --> 00:53:54,930
Hamilton's going to be hot on

1746
00:53:54,930 --> 00:53:55,300
him.

1747
00:53:56,260 --> 00:53:57,480
And sit down.

1748
00:53:57,620 --> 00:53:58,920
You Ferrari fanboys.

1749
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,060
Mercedes are blocked.

1750
00:54:00,060 --> 00:54:01,780
There's Giancarlo Pussy Smeller

1751
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,140
from fucking Ferrari.

1752
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:03,980
He's gutted, man.

1753
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,040
About the five second penno.

1754
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,990
Which has been imposed on his

1755
00:54:07,990 --> 00:54:08,520
team.

1756
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,540
For this maneuver here.

1757
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,220
Which happened.

1758
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:12,580
Vettel there.

1759
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,580
Went on the grass.

1760
00:54:13,660 --> 00:54:14,540
The grassy knoll.

1761
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:15,800
Why was it playtime?

1762
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,240
It's not picnic time, Seb.

1763
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:18,480
Do you know what I mean?

1764
00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:19,940
Stay on the road.

1765
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:20,860
Keep in your lane.

1766
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:21,940
Preventing the loo dog from

1767
00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:22,620
getting through.

1768
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,360
Good luck.

1769
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:24,920
Five seconds, Gonzo.

1770
00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:25,780
Look at this.

1771
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,680
Do you know who I am?

1772
00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:29,300
I'm Lance Stroll.

1773
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,420
Let me take over.

1774
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:31,740
I need to take that.

1775
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:32,760
And that's...

1776
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,800
Is that his misses, G?

1777
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,610
Now we're coming into the last

1778
00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,520
strain here on Network 2.

1779
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:38,690
As the top two have given us a

1780
00:54:38,690 --> 00:54:39,840
lot of entertainment.

1781
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,620
We've got Vettel.

1782
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,230
Who's going to take first in

1783
00:54:42,230 --> 00:54:42,960
the race.

1784
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,100
Hamilton second.

1785
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:45,040
But you know what?

1786
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,000
Vettel's living in fantasy land.

1787
00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:47,940
He didn't come first.

1788
00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:49,550
Five second penalty means the

1789
00:54:49,550 --> 00:54:51,080
loop-banger has won yet.

1790
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,620
And I'm going to go live to loo

1791
00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:53,880
dog now and chat to him.

1792
00:54:54,060 --> 00:54:55,700
Nice work, loo dog.

1793
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,330
Fucking Mercedes all the way,

1794
00:54:57,330 --> 00:54:57,740
bro.

1795
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,380
Well done.

1796
00:54:58,720 --> 00:54:59,500
That is not the way.

1797
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,790
Naturally, I want it to win,

1798
00:55:00,790 --> 00:55:02,140
but I would have been passed if

1799
00:55:02,140 --> 00:55:03,240
it wasn't for the wall there.

1800
00:55:03,460 --> 00:55:04,640
Fucking man, who cares?

1801
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:05,160
You won.

1802
00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:06,300
Bottle of great juice waiting

1803
00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:07,430
for you when you're done as

1804
00:55:07,430 --> 00:55:07,980
well, pal.

1805
00:55:08,460 --> 00:55:09,200
Don't mind Vettel.

1806
00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:10,900
Guy's a chance machine trying

1807
00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:12,530
to fucking switcheroo on the

1808
00:55:12,530 --> 00:55:13,460
old one too.

1809
00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:14,060
Fucking man.

1810
00:55:14,060 --> 00:55:15,200
There we go with the standings

1811
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:15,800
of the race.

1812
00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:16,910
Loo dog consolidates his

1813
00:55:16,910 --> 00:55:18,020
position at the top of the

1814
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:19,660
chart there with 25 points.

1815
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,340
T-V2.

1816
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:23,260
Fucking Charles Leclerc.

1817
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:25,460
Botox for strap on Ricardo.

1818
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,690
Hulkenberg, Gasly, Stroll and Kouyad

1819
00:55:27,690 --> 00:55:28,740
in the top ten.

1820
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,610
Which is a great result from

1821
00:55:30,610 --> 00:55:31,940
Mercedes again.

1822
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,600
Holding up at the top of that.

1823
00:55:35,220 --> 00:55:36,100
Bean sprout.

1824
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,960
Bad day at the fucking office

1825
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,280
for Lando Norris.

1826
00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:40,430
Didn't finish because of some

1827
00:55:40,430 --> 00:55:41,740
malfunction with his brakes.

1828
00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:43,190
Some heads are going to have to

1829
00:55:43,190 --> 00:55:43,600
roll.

1830
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,220
Actually, no.

1831
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:45,080
I'll go with McLaren.

1832
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:46,280
I'm going to have words of him

1833
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:46,800
later on.

1834
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,320
Best luck and see us again for

1835
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,160
more Formula One on Network Two.

1836
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:52,440
It's almost six o'clock.

1837
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:53,280
- Look.

1838
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,120
- Look.

1839
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:54,960
- Look.

1840
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:55,800
- Look.

1841
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,640
- Look.

1842
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:57,480
- Look.

1843
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:27,460
I'm sorry.

1844
00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:28,140
Guys.

1845
00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:31,480
Technical gremlins, guys.

1846
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:33,100
Yeah.

1847
00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:35,440
Technical gremlins.

1848
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:38,400
That's it.

1849
00:56:38,940 --> 00:56:40,400
No round of applause, no?

1850
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,760
You're good, aren't you?

1851
00:56:48,700 --> 00:56:51,740
More Formula One coming up this

1852
00:56:51,740 --> 00:56:53,360
week.

1853
00:56:53,780 --> 00:56:54,990
We've highlights from the

1854
00:56:54,990 --> 00:56:56,960
Austrian and the French GPs.

1855
00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,720
And a lot more stuff as well,

1856
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,360
you know.

1857
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,160
Just, I've been out and about.

1858
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:05,410
I've been away from the edit

1859
00:57:05,410 --> 00:57:05,900
suite.

1860
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,140
The dual screens.

1861
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,940
I've only just got back to them

1862
00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:09,640
myself.

1863
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,340
So I'm going to be cutting up

1864
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,340
some tasty packages for RTE.

1865
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:15,220
For Eurosport.

1866
00:57:15,860 --> 00:57:17,380
And for whoever else is

1867
00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:19,660
interested, like, you know.

1868
00:57:19,660 --> 00:57:22,830
Thanks for the claps in the

1869
00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:23,880
chat.

1870
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,060
You're good, aren't you?

1871
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:29,880
Let's do a lap of London.

1872
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,840
Bruno, thank you very much.

1873
00:57:34,340 --> 00:57:35,400
Thank you very much.

1874
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,560
It's going to be a week of

1875
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,040
tennis.

1876
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,980
And the Tour de France.

1877
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:49,520
As we, uh...

1878
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,010
We'll do a little cozy lap

1879
00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:52,140
around London.

1880
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,350
It's the way it was the other

1881
00:57:53,350 --> 00:57:53,720
day.

1882
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,900
Smoldering Shamrock.

1883
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:57,740
Thank you very much.

1884
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,980
Smoldering Shamrock.

1885
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,760
We spoke to Zurich yet.

1886
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,620
If not, why not?

1887
00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:05,330
We need to get out to the back

1888
00:58:05,330 --> 00:58:05,700
at stack.

1889
00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,280
It's almost six o'clock.

1890
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:08,200
Fast.

1891
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:08,300
Fast.

1892
00:58:12,860 --> 00:58:13,740
Luke Mooney.

1893
00:58:14,260 --> 00:58:15,420
I just spoke to your wife.

1894
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:17,600
You've been the victim of bank

1895
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,360
fraud.

1896
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:19,100
I hope you're okay.

1897
00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:20,760
Thank you very much, Luke Mooney.

1898
00:58:21,180 --> 00:58:21,760
Moonus!

1899
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,630
We were over the first week of

1900
00:58:26,630 --> 00:58:28,560
Wimbledon, guys.

1901
00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:30,140
Courtesy of Mercedes and Grey

1902
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:30,700
Goose.

1903
00:58:31,860 --> 00:58:34,490
As usual, Zonad was operating

1904
00:58:34,490 --> 00:58:37,620
the Grey Goose Lounge.

1905
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,160
Connor Williams.

1906
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:40,840
Courtesy of Connor Williams,

1907
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,260
too.

1908
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:44,640
Little known fact, but I'm

1909
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,020
actually a jazz musician as

1910
00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,140
well.

1911
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,370
You might have guessed that

1912
00:58:50,370 --> 00:58:51,260
from the...

1913
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:53,780
the reference to the Stratocaster

1914
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:54,880
earlier on.

1915
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,360
Victor Von Spookentoo.

1916
00:58:59,420 --> 00:59:00,280
Thank you very much.

1917
00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:02,360
So, we were over at Wimbledon.

1918
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,680
Serena Williams had an Airbnb.

1919
00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:08,590
And Zonad was running the Grey

1920
00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:09,960
Goose Lounge.

1921
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,180
Outside the B&B itself.

1922
00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:14,170
And then inside for a fucking

1923
00:59:14,170 --> 00:59:14,960
VIP AAA.

1924
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,980
Access all areas.

1925
00:59:17,740 --> 00:59:18,460
Goose cloud.

1926
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:19,840
Goose box.

1927
00:59:20,380 --> 00:59:20,840
Inside.

1928
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,060
Inside.

1929
00:59:21,860 --> 00:59:22,260
Inside.

1930
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,100
E-Flow.

1931
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,460
Thank you very much, E-Flow.

1932
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,350
Serena Williams' E-Flow was

1933
00:59:28,350 --> 00:59:32,180
accommodating Zonad's goose box.

1934
00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:34,660
I brought all my vinyl around.

1935
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,480
And I was laying down a fucking

1936
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,320
vinyl set.

1937
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:39,600
We actually necked a few goosers

1938
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,280
at around 1 a.m.

1939
00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:45,090
And I had a Grey Goose drip bag

1940
00:59:45,090 --> 00:59:47,740
rigged up to my temples.

1941
00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:52,190
And that was pumping Grey Goose

1942
00:59:52,190 --> 00:59:56,560
premium vodka into my head.

1943
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,100
As I was spinning the vinyl.

1944
01:00:01,100 --> 01:00:02,170
I have to say it was the vinyl

1945
01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:02,800
countdown.

1946
01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,810
But Serena Williams was really,

1947
01:00:05,810 --> 01:00:09,360
really, really accommodating it.

1948
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:10,620
And she's such a sweetheart.

1949
01:00:11,620 --> 01:00:13,340
She's Serena Williams.

1950
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:14,740
I gotta say.

1951
01:00:14,740 --> 01:00:17,480
She's a fucking sweetheart.

1952
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:22,000
And she let us stay.

1953
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,740
Crash as well, you know.

1954
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,250
And I had my Ivan Yates Mega

1955
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:29,960
Mix soundscape.

1956
01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:31,950
Which sent Serena into an

1957
01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:33,800
absolute tailspin.

1958
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:36,040
I was like, Serene.

1959
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:37,940
You nearly fucking lost the run

1960
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,660
of yourself in round two.

1961
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,200
It's almost six o'clock.

1962
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:43,410
But we had the rest of the

1963
01:00:43,410 --> 01:00:44,890
tennis world come back to the

1964
01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:46,120
apartment as well.

1965
01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:48,380
Even though it was an Airbnb.

1966
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,740
Somebody called the fucking

1967
01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:51,210
owners and said there was a sesh

1968
01:00:51,210 --> 01:00:51,860
going on.

1969
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,500
This is the most luxurious.

1970
01:00:55,660 --> 01:00:56,900
This was like A and B.

1971
01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:59,180
Airbnb gold.

1972
01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:00,280
Gold standard.

1973
01:01:01,060 --> 01:01:02,740
This is the top tier of Airbnb

1974
01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:05,400
that isn't available to the hoi

1975
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,420
polloi.

1976
01:01:08,860 --> 01:01:10,540
Only people like Serena.

1977
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:11,880
Myself.

1978
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:13,380
Bill Cullen.

1979
01:01:14,340 --> 01:01:14,940
Zonad.

1980
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:16,850
And none other than Eddie

1981
01:01:16,850 --> 01:01:17,680
Jordan.

1982
01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:19,660
Have access to the top tier of

1983
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:20,460
Airbnb.

1984
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,140
Look at these guys here.

1985
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:23,520
Some of my friends.

1986
01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:25,450
Who were over during the week

1987
01:01:25,450 --> 01:01:26,400
in London.

1988
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,340
They had to remain behind the

1989
01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:29,920
barricades though.

1990
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,480
Coincidentally, these same barricades

1991
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,320
that are used for the race.

1992
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,500
Are now used to stop potential

1993
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,980
terrorist attacks.

1994
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,800
On main thoroughfares.

1995
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:41,550
And pedestrianized shopping

1996
01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:42,280
streets.

1997
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:43,940
Such as Oxford Street.

1998
01:01:45,620 --> 01:01:47,400
And a great job they do too.

1999
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,500
I was playing jazz for the week

2000
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:54,720
in Wimbledon.

2001
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:56,240
I wasn't doing any commentary.

2002
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:57,360
So I don't have any Wimbledon

2003
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:57,980
packages.

2004
01:01:58,200 --> 01:01:59,780
Thank you very much, Connor Donovan.

2005
01:02:00,380 --> 01:02:01,240
Any Ness and Almira.

2006
01:02:01,340 --> 01:02:02,060
Not today, Connor.

2007
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:05,560
I'm in a little jazz trio.

2008
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:07,840
I was playing there.

2009
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:07,880
I was playing there.

2010
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,030
And we were playing the jazz

2011
01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:09,400
trio.

2012
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,260
Not at Serena's.

2013
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,380
Because she's not into that.

2014
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,840
That's why she was one in the

2015
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,400
DJ set.

2016
01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:14,060
The Goose Cloud.

2017
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,920
Thanks very much, Anonymous.

2018
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:18,620
Oisin.

2019
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:19,100
Oisin.

2020
01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:19,520
Thank you.

2021
01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:20,860
Drive the bag out of her,

2022
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:21,540
Francis.

2023
01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:23,960
Kill Maynum Wood for Junior.

2024
01:02:24,420 --> 01:02:25,860
And Nauber for relegation.

2025
01:02:26,260 --> 01:02:27,800
Put the Mercedes onto it.

2026
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:28,780
I will.

2027
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:30,860
We were playing actually at the

2028
01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:32,600
Wimbledon enclosure.

2029
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,500
Just off of Henman Hill.

2030
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:35,730
We were being paid in

2031
01:02:35,730 --> 01:02:37,350
strawberries, cream and

2032
01:02:37,350 --> 01:02:38,300
champagne.

2033
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:39,830
Cowlou and Kim was there

2034
01:02:39,830 --> 01:02:40,900
conducting.

2035
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,480
And I think we might have a

2036
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:45,240
picture here of our little band

2037
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:46,200
that we have.

2038
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,740
Let me have a look.

2039
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,280
I don't know if we can put this

2040
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:50,660
in.

2041
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,540
There we go.

2042
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:53,980
There's me.

2043
01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:55,180
No, no.

2044
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:00,720
There we go.

2045
01:03:01,340 --> 01:03:02,980
You're a good buddy.

2046
01:03:03,220 --> 01:03:04,400
Thank you very much, Dan.

2047
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,240
You're a good buddy there,

2048
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,100
Connor Williams on bass.

2049
01:03:09,060 --> 01:03:10,200
Jordan B. Peterson.

2050
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,680
Twanging that banj.

2051
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,380
All over the gaff.

2052
01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:18,680
And then, of course, none of

2053
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:19,620
her.

2054
01:03:21,860 --> 01:03:24,580
Jordan B. J.B.P. on banj.

2055
01:03:25,940 --> 01:03:27,980
Myself on double bass.

2056
01:03:30,180 --> 01:03:32,520
And none of her.

2057
01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:36,100
Then Eddie Jordan on sacks.

2058
01:03:37,100 --> 01:03:38,780
And boy, oh boy.

2059
01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:41,260
Can that man blow pipe.

2060
01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:43,120
The blow.

2061
01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:45,360
We call him the blow poke.

2062
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,560
It's a win.

2063
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,980
He had to fucking.

2064
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:49,700
He had a break.

2065
01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:51,140
Eddie Jordan had a breakdown.

2066
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:52,680
Because 20 minutes before the

2067
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:53,040
gig.

2068
01:03:53,380 --> 01:03:54,640
He had the wrong read.

2069
01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:57,890
We had to go down to a music

2070
01:03:57,890 --> 01:03:59,020
shop.

2071
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,440
Reminiscent of that episode of

2072
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:01,240
The Simpsons.

2073
01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:05,640
But I saw a man.

2074
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,640
So smooth.

2075
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:08,220
So smooth.

2076
01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:11,040
And there's me.

2077
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:14,060
Lovely little ring there on the

2078
01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:15,140
pinkus.

2079
01:04:15,340 --> 01:04:17,160
The pinkus dinkus, I call it.

2080
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,200
The pinkus dinkus.

2081
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,780
With a lovely gold ring there.

2082
01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:22,740
Sovereign.

2083
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:24,900
Sovereign Yates.

2084
01:04:24,900 --> 01:04:26,760
I got that.

2085
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,840
Sovereign Yates is going away gaff.

2086
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,040
I'm a bit pale.

2087
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,340
But I might look a bit pale.

2088
01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:36,570
But when I'm put up against

2089
01:04:36,570 --> 01:04:37,400
Eddie Jordan.

2090
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,160
There's no.

2091
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:40,260
I will pale in comparison.

2092
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:40,960
Why?

2093
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,760
Because Jordan's on the tanning

2094
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:43,280
beds.

2095
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:44,640
24-7.

2096
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:46,780
And you ring the Jordanian

2097
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:48,000
family man.

2098
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,100
He's on that bed.

2099
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,730
He used to have an account with

2100
01:04:52,730 --> 01:04:54,340
blockbusters.

2101
01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:57,220
I go, you mad into the movies,

2102
01:04:57,220 --> 01:04:57,780
Jord?

2103
01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,520
I say, no.

2104
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,500
I just go in there to top up.

2105
01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:02,720
Ten minutes a day.

2106
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:03,600
That's all I need.

2107
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:04,320
UV.

2108
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:10,480
Look at that base.

2109
01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:12,280
So sweet.

2110
01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:13,740
Look at Eddie's shoes.

2111
01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:16,560
Pure craft shoes.

2112
01:05:19,100 --> 01:05:20,380
I was getting on to Eddie.

2113
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,520
I was like, will you not wear

2114
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:22,360
the spots too?

2115
01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,100
He says, no.

2116
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:25,540
This isn't the kind of gig.

2117
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:26,450
This isn't the time or the

2118
01:05:26,450 --> 01:05:27,000
place for it.

2119
01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:30,180
And then you've Jordan B.

2120
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,360
The banjo extremer.

2121
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,040
The fucking sweet little creamer.

2122
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:37,440
The banjo dreamster.

2123
01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:41,740
He's going for the rustic look.

2124
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,490
I think he was actually dressed

2125
01:05:43,490 --> 01:05:44,440
by Paul Galvin.

2126
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,610
That was Paul Galvin's latest

2127
01:05:48,610 --> 01:05:50,400
Dunn's stores range.

2128
01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:54,540
Simply called Clean Your Blues.

2129
01:05:57,220 --> 01:05:57,660
And that's what we called the

2130
01:05:57,660 --> 01:05:58,740
album.

2131
01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:01,540
Said to Paul Galvin, man.

2132
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:02,860
Love the clothes, buddy.

2133
01:06:03,580 --> 01:06:04,940
Love what you're doing in Dunn's.

2134
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,380
Can you fit fucking Jordan B up?

2135
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,530
Can you spruce him up for the

2136
01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:09,860
gig?

2137
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:11,620
Because he doesn't have any

2138
01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:12,820
fashion sense.

2139
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,950
So, yeah, he said, this is a

2140
01:06:15,950 --> 01:06:17,610
piece I like to call Clean Your

2141
01:06:17,610 --> 01:06:18,280
Blues.

2142
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,440
I can't do the Kerry accent.

2143
01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:25,020
But it was kind of like, yeah,

2144
01:06:25,020 --> 01:06:27,840
boy, here's Clean Your Blues.

2145
01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:31,060
That's my, you know, look, I'll

2146
01:06:31,060 --> 01:06:32,920
hold my hands up.

2147
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:34,000
I can't do accents.

2148
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,320
It's almost six o'clock.

2149
01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:38,020
So that's what we called the

2150
01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:38,800
album anyway.

2151
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:43,080
And we do a few songs.

2152
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,450
We played at Wimbledon outside

2153
01:06:45,450 --> 01:06:48,020
Hemman Hill for all the Brits.

2154
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,340
And they loved it.

2155
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,380
They went wild for it.

2156
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:53,060
Tenderly.

2157
01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:55,520
Standards like Tenderly and

2158
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,140
fucking When I Fall in Love.

2159
01:06:58,540 --> 01:07:00,560
And then some originals as well,

2160
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,140
like Waltz for Normie.

2161
01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:04,220
And Goose Cloud, which is an

2162
01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:06,700
experimental jazz fusion number

2163
01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,880
I like to do.

2164
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,670
It's just a ten minute bass

2165
01:07:09,670 --> 01:07:11,600
solo while the lads go off for

2166
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:12,280
fags.

2167
01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:16,820
And Jordan Peterson plays Clean

2168
01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:17,740
Your Blues.

2169
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:19,860
He just came up with that bass

2170
01:07:19,860 --> 01:07:20,500
done.

2171
01:07:22,460 --> 01:07:24,140
Paul Galvin's fashion line.

2172
01:07:27,500 --> 01:07:28,580
Many, many more.

2173
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,530
But, yeah, that's another story

2174
01:07:30,530 --> 01:07:31,720
for another day.

2175
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,560
That's us anyway.

2176
01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:34,640
We're called Three Way.

2177
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:36,730
And we're available for gigs,

2178
01:07:36,730 --> 01:07:38,460
parties, birthdays.

2179
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:40,140
You name it.

2180
01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:40,880
We'll play it.

2181
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:42,020
There's not much we won't play.

2182
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,040
But there is actually quite a

2183
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,900
lot we won't play, to be honest.

2184
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:48,380
We scrutinize who you are.

2185
01:07:48,540 --> 01:07:49,570
We need to vet you and make

2186
01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:51,080
sure you're up to standard.

2187
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,980
But it was a great night.

2188
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:00,660
Great week as well.

2189
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:03,730
I was doing tickets at the

2190
01:08:03,730 --> 01:08:07,530
front door of Serena Williams'

2191
01:08:07,530 --> 01:08:08,920
Airbnb.

2192
01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:13,880
Letting people in.

2193
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:14,120
Letting people in.

2194
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:16,990
Surprisingly enough, quite a

2195
01:08:16,990 --> 01:08:19,740
few of the tennis elite rocked

2196
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:21,040
up as well.

2197
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:23,900
But I wasn't going to just let

2198
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:26,680
them go through handily.

2199
01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:27,240
Like, you know.

2200
01:08:27,460 --> 01:08:28,640
And Rafa Nadal.

2201
01:08:29,460 --> 01:08:31,400
Thinking he fucking owns the gaff.

2202
01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:34,970
I was like, you're not getting

2203
01:08:34,970 --> 01:08:36,560
in, Rafa.

2204
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:37,620
You've no pass.

2205
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:39,120
Rafter.

2206
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,220
Who the fuck are you, man?

2207
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:44,040
It's almost six o'clock.

2208
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:45,120
And of course,

2209
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:50,150
I had addressed him as Rafa and

2210
01:08:50,150 --> 01:08:51,100
Rafter,

2211
01:08:51,100 --> 01:08:52,650
so it was obvious that I did

2212
01:08:52,650 --> 01:08:54,040
know him, you know?

2213
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:56,290
Sometimes, bit of a power move,

2214
01:08:56,290 --> 01:08:56,900
guys.

2215
01:08:58,260 --> 01:08:59,150
If you ever want to appear

2216
01:08:59,150 --> 01:09:01,780
above everyone in society,

2217
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:04,140
just pretend you don't know

2218
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:04,900
them.

2219
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:07,280
Even when you do,

2220
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:09,980
pretend you don't.

2221
01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:12,990
Because you don't want to give

2222
01:09:12,990 --> 01:09:14,140
Rafa Nadal

2223
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:16,000
a fucking bigger head than he

2224
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,780
already has, you know?

2225
01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:19,440
It's almost six o'clock.

2226
01:09:24,580 --> 01:09:25,740
I said, Rafter,

2227
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,900
where the fuck are you going,

2228
01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:28,460
man?

2229
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:29,680
He's like,

2230
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:30,140
K?

2231
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:31,600
I was like,

2232
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:32,580
K-what?

2233
01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:34,900
He said,

2234
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:35,400
K?

2235
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,740
It's almost six o'clock.

2236
01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:39,080
K, indeed.

2237
01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:41,040
Fucking go on.

2238
01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:42,080
You can go in.

2239
01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:45,960
But don't go anywhere near the

2240
01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:47,940
goose strip.

2241
01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:48,660
That's mine.

2242
01:09:50,460 --> 01:09:51,780
We kept crashing as well.

2243
01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:54,260
Faith Johnson, thanks very much.

2244
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:09,760
Yeah.

2245
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,160
Serena was there as well.

2246
01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:13,720
The consummate professional

2247
01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:14,500
that she is.

2248
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:19,020
Brian's Wines, Rathmines.

2249
01:10:25,740 --> 01:10:27,570
The consumer professional at

2250
01:10:27,570 --> 01:10:28,440
Serena is.

2251
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:30,360
She came down, she said, look,

2252
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:30,700
Connor.

2253
01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:33,620
He's just the world number

2254
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:34,720
three.

2255
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,890
He doesn't know anything about

2256
01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:40,160
Mercedes or Goose.

2257
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,000
He's not a gooser like you.

2258
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:43,600
I said, okay.

2259
01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:45,140
Let him in.

2260
01:10:45,540 --> 01:10:47,690
You can go in, Nadal, but I've

2261
01:10:47,690 --> 01:10:49,200
got my eyes on you.

2262
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,200
And, uh...

2263
01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:58,300
Yeah, she can handle the crowd.

2264
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:00,500
And Serena, thank you very much,

2265
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,700
Faith Johnson.

2266
01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:02,930
I know Brian's Wines, by the

2267
01:11:02,930 --> 01:11:03,280
way.

2268
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,340
She can handle the crowd.

2269
01:11:04,860 --> 01:11:06,090
She's always displayed the

2270
01:11:06,090 --> 01:11:07,280
utmost integrity

2271
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:10,200
as a tennis player as well.

2272
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:13,260
Never crumbles or gets flustered,

2273
01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:15,580
even when she's in the wrong.

2274
01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:18,220
I'll always remember that time.

2275
01:11:18,860 --> 01:11:21,790
She stood up as the role model

2276
01:11:21,790 --> 01:11:23,560
for all female sports women out

2277
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:24,160
there.

2278
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:25,770
And, you know, all the girls

2279
01:11:25,770 --> 01:11:27,240
growing up wanting to be tennis

2280
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:27,780
stars.

2281
01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:30,220
Watching her in the U.S. Open.

2282
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:32,260
Uh, it was a semi-final or

2283
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:33,040
something.

2284
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:34,680
When she...

2285
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:35,980
There was a...

2286
01:11:35,980 --> 01:11:37,180
There was a duff call.

2287
01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:41,780
It was a legitimate call, but

2288
01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:43,160
she thought it was duff.

2289
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:43,900
God bless her.

2290
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,640
And she went over to that line

2291
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:46,060
judge.

2292
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,260
And coolly and calmly said to

2293
01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:49,000
her...

2294
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,400
If you shout out again, I'll

2295
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,780
shove that f...

2296
01:11:53,780 --> 01:11:54,920
I'll shove this fucking ball

2297
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,780
down your throat.

2298
01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:58,430
You know, that's the kind of

2299
01:11:58,430 --> 01:11:59,200
stoic...

2300
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,940
It's almost six o'clock.

2301
01:12:01,940 --> 01:12:02,540
Dignity.

2302
01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:04,770
That we don't see anymore in

2303
01:12:04,770 --> 01:12:05,600
sport.

2304
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,560
And what we need to see more of.

2305
01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:10,200
And I loved as well...

2306
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,080
When she was being...

2307
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:13,640
Serena, the consummate

2308
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,780
professional.

2309
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,940
Was being beaten in the final

2310
01:12:16,940 --> 01:12:18,340
by Naomi Osaka.

2311
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:20,960
The U.S. Open.

2312
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:24,800
And, uh...

2313
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,720
She went over to the umpire.

2314
01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,220
And just started saying,

2315
01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:34,020
I'm a mother.

2316
01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:35,700
I'm a mother.

2317
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,640
And I'd never cheat.

2318
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:40,560
It's almost six o'clock.

2319
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,360
I thought it was great.

2320
01:12:42,020 --> 01:12:43,800
And it really showed, again...

2321
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,460
Stoicism and adversity.

2322
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,500
In the face of all.

2323
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,460
Uh...

2324
01:12:50,460 --> 01:12:50,840
No, sorry.

2325
01:12:50,940 --> 01:12:52,470
Stoicism in the face of all

2326
01:12:52,470 --> 01:12:53,420
adversity.

2327
01:12:54,380 --> 01:12:55,440
And adversity.

2328
01:12:55,820 --> 01:12:57,780
In the face of stoicism.

2329
01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:01,100
The stoic nature of that umpire.

2330
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,180
And the adversicarius flame

2331
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,920
housery.

2332
01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:09,400
Of Serena S. Williams.

2333
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:12,420
But, uh...

2334
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:13,620
She's still in it, anyway.

2335
01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:14,480
I think.

2336
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:15,950
I'm not sure if she had a game

2337
01:13:15,950 --> 01:13:16,520
today.

2338
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:21,990
Is your sweater pennies or dones,

2339
01:13:21,990 --> 01:13:23,740
Connor?

2340
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:25,140
Says Eric.

2341
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,380
No, it's, uh...

2342
01:13:26,380 --> 01:13:26,860
Gantt.

2343
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,480
Got it in the Gantt.

2344
01:13:30,260 --> 01:13:32,200
Half-price sale back in January.

2345
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:33,940
It's almost six o'clock.

2346
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:44,320
Beru.

2347
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:44,400
Beru.

2348
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,440
Thanks, Beru.

2349
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:51,980
How do you feel about Jeremy

2350
01:13:51,980 --> 01:13:54,120
Clarkson?

2351
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:54,760
Says Harvey.

2352
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,640
I feel fucking great.

2353
01:13:58,700 --> 01:13:59,340
About him.

2354
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,060
Jezebel.

2355
01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:01,520
The Clarkster.

2356
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:02,800
The Brit.

2357
01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:04,960
Tip Hardman.

2358
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:05,940
Thank you very much.

2359
01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,040
Thank you so much.

2360
01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:11,460
It means so much to me.

2361
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:13,840
But, uh...

2362
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:14,260
Yeah, anyway.

2363
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,120
Back on the door.

2364
01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:16,460
This was after three-way...

2365
01:14:16,460 --> 01:14:17,880
The three-way gig had ended.

2366
01:14:19,380 --> 01:14:19,830
Jordan Peterson had gone back

2367
01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:21,680
to his hotel room to clean his

2368
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:23,610
room for an hour before he came

2369
01:14:23,610 --> 01:14:25,060
out to the party.

2370
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:27,260
Thanks, Milos.

2371
01:14:27,780 --> 01:14:28,880
Thanks so much, bud.

2372
01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:31,140
Did you meet Djokovic?

2373
01:14:31,580 --> 01:14:32,760
And how clean was his room?

2374
01:14:33,380 --> 01:14:33,660
His...

2375
01:14:33,660 --> 01:14:34,360
Oh, we did, yeah.

2376
01:14:34,420 --> 01:14:34,820
We never...

2377
01:14:34,820 --> 01:14:35,890
We met him in the locker room

2378
01:14:35,890 --> 01:14:36,680
after his match.

2379
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:38,170
And he was doing impressions of

2380
01:14:38,170 --> 01:14:39,370
all the players and it was

2381
01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:40,380
fucking mighty.

2382
01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:42,100
And, uh...

2383
01:14:42,100 --> 01:14:43,640
He actually showed Eddie Jordan

2384
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,100
how to do a fucking four-handed

2385
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:45,940
backhander.

2386
01:14:46,940 --> 01:14:47,380
Volley.

2387
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:48,970
And Eddie was trying to do it,

2388
01:14:48,970 --> 01:14:50,560
but he fucking dislocated his

2389
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:51,800
fucking shoulder.

2390
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:54,760
And we had to go down to A&E.

2391
01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:56,340
Which meant we were an hour

2392
01:14:56,340 --> 01:14:57,990
late for the fucking Airbnb

2393
01:14:57,990 --> 01:15:00,160
showdown with Serena Williams.

2394
01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:02,720
And...

2395
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:03,380
But, uh...

2396
01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:04,630
Jordan Peterson had been back

2397
01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:05,830
in his room tidying his hotel

2398
01:15:05,830 --> 01:15:06,680
room for an hour.

2399
01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:07,360
So that was...

2400
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,780
It all worked out fucking nice.

2401
01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:10,180
And, uh...

2402
01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:11,600
We'd all changed out of our

2403
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,100
three-way gear and into our

2404
01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:14,800
fucking nighttime attire.

2405
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,080
Which for me is just what you're

2406
01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:16,700
seeing now.

2407
01:15:16,940 --> 01:15:17,820
Standard Gant.

2408
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,690
What I like to call standard Gant

2409
01:15:19,690 --> 01:15:20,200
wear.

2410
01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,280
And Serena loved it.

2411
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,900
It's almost six o'clock.

2412
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,640
And, uh...

2413
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,620
We had the altercation with Nadal

2414
01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:29,520
on the door.

2415
01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:32,480
And Serena said to Nadal...

2416
01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:34,430
If you give Connor Williams any

2417
01:15:34,430 --> 01:15:35,840
more grief...

2418
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,470
I'm gonna shove this fucking

2419
01:15:37,470 --> 01:15:39,320
grey goose down your throat.

2420
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:45,920
And, uh...

2421
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,240
He was fine with that, you know.

2422
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:49,380
Serena was...

2423
01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:50,560
She put the fucking fear of God

2424
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:52,060
into them, lads, to be honest.

2425
01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:58,900
Jesus, this is a ghoster.

2426
01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:00,320
It's a real bad ghoster.

2427
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:03,840
But we got in there anyway.

2428
01:16:03,980 --> 01:16:05,500
Jordan Peterson hit the goose

2429
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,210
drip really fast and hard, you

2430
01:16:07,210 --> 01:16:07,720
know.

2431
01:16:07,800 --> 01:16:09,310
I said, you don't want to mix

2432
01:16:09,310 --> 01:16:10,840
that grey goose up with a bit

2433
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,600
of Sam Pell in the punch jug.

2434
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:14,620
And you know what?

2435
01:16:14,620 --> 01:16:16,500
You know what JBP is like.

2436
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:17,500
He's a man on a mission.

2437
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:20,320
He was coolly and calmly...

2438
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,540
Deconstructing the whole room.

2439
01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:24,040
And everyone around him.

2440
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,940
He reduced...

2441
01:16:25,940 --> 01:16:27,240
Djokovic to tears.

2442
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:30,690
When he inquired about his innermost

2443
01:16:30,690 --> 01:16:32,300
thoughts and feelings.

2444
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,700
Djokovic, of course.

2445
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:36,560
Consumite professional.

2446
01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:37,730
Had never delved into his

2447
01:16:37,730 --> 01:16:38,600
psycho...

2448
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:40,960
He'd never psychoanalyzed his

2449
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:42,780
own mind, you know.

2450
01:16:42,820 --> 01:16:43,640
His psychosis.

2451
01:16:45,380 --> 01:16:46,380
Ego...

2452
01:16:46,380 --> 01:16:48,380
Is at the heart of Djokovic's...

2453
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:49,800
Mantra.

2454
01:16:50,220 --> 01:16:50,780
And game.

2455
01:16:52,020 --> 01:16:53,580
Never self-doubting or any of

2456
01:16:53,580 --> 01:16:55,020
that stuff.

2457
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:56,460
JBP.

2458
01:16:57,020 --> 01:16:57,940
In five minutes.

2459
01:16:58,460 --> 01:17:01,240
Reduced Novak Djokovic to tears.

2460
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,280
Pure and absolute tears.

2461
01:17:09,460 --> 01:17:10,420
I remember.

2462
01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,080
And he brought the banjo out as

2463
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:12,600
well.

2464
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,080
Jordan B. Pearson.

2465
01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:16,720
Calmly strumming the fucking

2466
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:17,580
banjo.

2467
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:19,960
Telling Djokovic.

2468
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:23,920
Stop crying your heart out.

2469
01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:27,320
Hold on.

2470
01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:30,540
Don't be scared.

2471
01:17:32,140 --> 01:17:34,560
Stop crying your heart out.

2472
01:17:35,780 --> 01:17:37,320
Djokovic couldn't stop crying.

2473
01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:40,630
And then I looked over at Eddie

2474
01:17:40,630 --> 01:17:42,800
fucking Normie.

2475
01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:44,420
He was crying.

2476
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:46,320
Why?

2477
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,280
I don't know.

2478
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:48,550
But I think he'd fucking gone

2479
01:17:48,550 --> 01:17:49,740
hard on the goose drip.

2480
01:17:49,940 --> 01:17:51,640
I told him to not drip it up.

2481
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,340
I said, Normie.

2482
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:56,100
Your heart, man.

2483
01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:57,330
Do you know the fucking vodka

2484
01:17:57,330 --> 01:17:58,530
to your veins will actually

2485
01:17:58,530 --> 01:17:59,730
make your heart race faster

2486
01:17:59,730 --> 01:18:00,900
than a fucking...

2487
01:18:01,820 --> 01:18:03,060
A ball of Chang.

2488
01:18:03,060 --> 01:18:03,960
A ball of Chang.

2489
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,080
He didn't care.

2490
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:06,900
It's almost six o'clock.

2491
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,520
He was crying.

2492
01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:09,120
Then I turned around.

2493
01:18:09,220 --> 01:18:10,620
Look at fucking Rafa Nadal.

2494
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:12,020
He was beefing.

2495
01:18:13,460 --> 01:18:14,260
Fuck me, man.

2496
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:15,020
I need to get out of here.

2497
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:18,060
I went downstairs for a fag.

2498
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:20,210
The Airbnb house was there

2499
01:18:20,210 --> 01:18:22,200
knocking on the door.

2500
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:23,540
He goes, who are you?

2501
01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:24,740
Some Brit.

2502
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:25,920
I don't remember who you are.

2503
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:27,120
Excuse me.

2504
01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:27,680
Who are you?

2505
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:30,320
He's like, I said, who am I?

2506
01:18:30,860 --> 01:18:32,520
I'm Connor Williams.

2507
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,420
Former senior sales executive

2508
01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:35,980
for Mercedes Ireland.

2509
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,840
Who in the fuck are you?

2510
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:43,080
It's almost six o'clock.

2511
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:44,500
He said, oh, mate.

2512
01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:46,560
I'm the owner of the Airbnb,

2513
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,400
ain't I?

2514
01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:49,400
I got a call about the Airbnb.

2515
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:51,340
A lot of noise.

2516
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,380
He said, yeah.

2517
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:54,780
Too right, there's a lot of

2518
01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:55,340
noise.

2519
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:56,860
Serena Williams throwing the

2520
01:18:56,860 --> 01:18:58,120
biggest bang this side of

2521
01:18:58,120 --> 01:18:59,400
fucking EastEnders.

2522
01:18:59,820 --> 01:19:00,720
And what are you doing?

2523
01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:02,100
Coming here to fucking put it

2524
01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:03,280
out, quench it out.

2525
01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:04,620
Look.

2526
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:06,580
Either you fucking shake hands

2527
01:19:06,580 --> 01:19:07,520
with me now.

2528
01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:10,160
And get rigged up to the goose

2529
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:10,860
bag.

2530
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:12,820
Or I'm going to slam your own

2531
01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:14,360
door on your face.

2532
01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:17,600
And with that, he accepted my

2533
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:18,620
invite.

2534
01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:20,400
I slipped him a cool, crisp can

2535
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,280
of Sam Pell.

2536
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,860
And I fucking jabbed him in the

2537
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:26,040
arm with a syringe full of

2538
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:26,940
goose.

2539
01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:30,000
It's almost six o'clock.

2540
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,740
Unfortunately, intravenous

2541
01:19:32,740 --> 01:19:33,620
goose.

2542
01:19:33,620 --> 01:19:34,900
Intravenous goose.

2543
01:19:36,460 --> 01:19:37,380
Affected him badly.

2544
01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:39,120
I don't know.

2545
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:40,210
I should have maybe checked his

2546
01:19:40,210 --> 01:19:41,100
medical background.

2547
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,760
He went pale.

2548
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:45,380
As pale as I was.

2549
01:19:45,380 --> 01:19:47,020
When compared to Eddie Jordan's

2550
01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:48,540
tanned, beautiful skin.

2551
01:19:49,820 --> 01:19:52,300
And he quenched.

2552
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,660
The guy just quenched and crumbled

2553
01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:55,860
on the ground.

2554
01:19:57,860 --> 01:19:59,200
I was fucking panicking.

2555
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,340
I was like, Jesus Christ.

2556
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:03,680
Right then.

2557
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:05,420
Fucking Rafa Nadal.

2558
01:20:05,640 --> 01:20:06,760
He's coming out the door.

2559
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,280
He sees what's going on.

2560
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:09,400
Sees the guy on the ground.

2561
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:10,480
Fucking limp-biscuited.

2562
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:11,840
He's like,

2563
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:12,200
K!

2564
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,040
K!

2565
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:13,480
K!

2566
01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:15,080
I was like, Nadal.

2567
01:20:15,340 --> 01:20:17,020
Get back in the fucking Airbnb

2568
01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:17,540
now.

2569
01:20:17,940 --> 01:20:18,800
Otherwise, you're gonna have to

2570
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:19,800
pull out of Wimbledon.

2571
01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:22,960
It's almost six o'clock.

2572
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:28,240
When I slither home after a

2573
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:33,820
hard day out in the fields,

2574
01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,120
there's nothing I like more

2575
01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,510
than lashing a few shtickings

2576
01:20:36,510 --> 01:20:37,500
into the fireplace

2577
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,480
and setting fire to them.

2578
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:40,730
Be careful not to burn your

2579
01:20:40,730 --> 01:20:41,500
hands like I did.

2580
01:20:41,580 --> 01:20:42,730
While I'm waiting for that baby

2581
01:20:42,730 --> 01:20:43,380
to get going,

2582
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,300
I do a few rolls on the ground

2583
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,460
and a few reptilius repetitions

2584
01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:49,240
just to get the blood flowing.

2585
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:51,210
Once those flames are licking

2586
01:20:51,210 --> 01:20:51,580
high,

2587
01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:53,170
it's time to shtick your coal

2588
01:20:53,170 --> 01:20:53,680
in it.

2589
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:57,360
You can generate extra drafdage

2590
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,420
by using your gooch as a waft.

2591
01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:01,440
Now all that's left is to sit

2592
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:01,780
back

2593
01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:03,180
and warm your sack by the

2594
01:21:03,180 --> 01:21:03,840
flames.

2595
01:21:04,700 --> 01:21:06,580
This message was brought to you

2596
01:21:06,580 --> 01:21:08,280
by Firelighters.

2597
01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:10,500
Technical gremlins, guys.

2598
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,500
A few...

2599
01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:14,320
Technolado gremlin-ishos.

2600
01:21:14,980 --> 01:21:16,260
Nothing I can't handle.

2601
01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:17,120
Let me get back.

2602
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:17,760
Where was I?

2603
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:18,920
Anyway,

2604
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:21,320
I had the fucking comatose

2605
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:22,840
owner of the Airbnb

2606
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:25,320
on the fucking ground.

2607
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,000
The color had drained from him.

2608
01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:31,390
And I got the syringe out the

2609
01:21:31,390 --> 01:21:31,980
arm,

2610
01:21:32,580 --> 01:21:34,330
fucking squirted the rest of

2611
01:21:34,330 --> 01:21:36,280
the goose into the mouth,

2612
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,790
necked it back for a fucking

2613
01:21:38,790 --> 01:21:41,120
solid primo goose hit.

2614
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,140
Yeah, Rafa Nadal comes out.

2615
01:21:44,140 --> 01:21:44,420
He's like,

2616
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:45,320
"Ka, kaa, kaa."

2617
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:46,320
I was like,

2618
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:50,530
"Get the fuck, Rafa! Rafa! Get

2619
01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,290
back in that Airbnb now and put

2620
01:21:52,290 --> 01:21:54,120
some tunes on! You didn't see

2621
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:55,320
nothing here!"

2622
01:21:55,320 --> 01:21:58,450
fucking dickhead goes back in

2623
01:21:58,450 --> 01:22:01,480
anyway, thank God. Closes the

2624
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:03,160
door after himself, fucking

2625
01:22:03,160 --> 01:22:05,220
locking me out. I'm on the doorstep

2626
01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,200
here. In the middle of fucking

2627
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,330
Mayfair or Knightsbridge. Where

2628
01:22:09,330 --> 01:22:11,220
the fuck? I don't know. I've

2629
01:22:11,220 --> 01:22:12,880
never lived in London.

2630
01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:15,350
I've got this fucking Airbnb

2631
01:22:15,350 --> 01:22:18,020
host. I had to fucking put him

2632
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:20,260
in fireman's lift. I was

2633
01:22:20,260 --> 01:22:22,910
bringing him up running down

2634
01:22:22,910 --> 01:22:25,440
the street. It's almost six o'clock.

2635
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,280
With this guy running down to

2636
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,140
the fucking hired merc that I

2637
01:22:29,140 --> 01:22:30,640
had for the weekend.

2638
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:35,560
thank god no one's seen me even

2639
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:38,000
though obviously everyone did

2640
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,900
see me because it's the middle

2641
01:22:39,900 --> 01:22:40,080
of

2642
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,730
london anyway i get down to the

2643
01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:45,400
merc thank god for the fucking

2644
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:48,380
automated locking boot opening

2645
01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:50,420
mechanism system i fucking

2646
01:22:50,420 --> 01:22:52,640
threw the fucking airbnb host

2647
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,850
into the boot slammed it shut

2648
01:22:54,850 --> 01:22:55,400
and

2649
01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,990
just fucking drove drove fast

2650
01:22:58,990 --> 01:23:04,820
fast fast and hard to a and e

2651
01:23:04,820 --> 01:23:10,590
with none other than a comatose

2652
01:23:10,590 --> 01:23:15,380
airbnb host in the boot it was

2653
01:23:15,380 --> 01:23:18,860
almost six o'clock

2654
01:23:20,860 --> 01:23:23,830
i was on the fucking m25 i had

2655
01:23:23,830 --> 01:23:26,250
no need to go out there but i

2656
01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:28,780
did just because i wanted to

2657
01:23:28,780 --> 01:23:29,380
drive

2658
01:23:29,380 --> 01:23:32,110
fast and hard blue flashing

2659
01:23:32,110 --> 01:23:35,450
lights the sound of fucking sirens

2660
01:23:35,450 --> 01:23:38,130
it was like an episode of the

2661
01:23:38,130 --> 01:23:38,700
bill

2662
01:23:38,700 --> 01:23:41,110
but it was nothing to me connor

2663
01:23:41,110 --> 01:23:43,320
williams all i all i thought

2664
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:45,840
about was just channel normie

2665
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:48,650
channel eddie jordan channel

2666
01:23:48,650 --> 01:23:51,900
all the all the greats nicky lauda

2667
01:23:51,900 --> 01:23:54,360
airton senna jack villner

2668
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:56,510
the fucking the fucking nerve

2669
01:23:56,510 --> 01:23:58,380
of the fucking nerve of the

2670
01:23:58,380 --> 01:24:00,460
fucking nerve of him shoemis

2671
01:24:00,460 --> 01:24:02,880
mickey shoemis ralphie shoemis

2672
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:06,130
coldard cullard irvine and i

2673
01:24:06,130 --> 01:24:09,250
just tried to package all of

2674
01:24:09,250 --> 01:24:10,840
them into one

2675
01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:14,820
put the foot down got away from

2676
01:24:14,820 --> 01:24:18,040
the guards got to the fucking

2677
01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:21,510
uh a and a and just dropped

2678
01:24:21,510 --> 01:24:23,360
open the boot

2679
01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,270
fucking i was scared i was out

2680
01:24:25,270 --> 01:24:27,030
i was out of my wits end like i

2681
01:24:27,030 --> 01:24:28,900
was just fucking threw him on

2682
01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:29,780
the ground

2683
01:24:29,780 --> 01:24:31,150
slammed that shut even though i

2684
01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:32,400
didn't need it because it was

2685
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:33,670
automated i just got the hell

2686
01:24:33,670 --> 01:24:34,320
out of there

2687
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:35,970
fucking rang a and a then on

2688
01:24:35,970 --> 01:24:37,790
the fucking car phone as i was

2689
01:24:37,790 --> 01:24:39,680
driving back i was like listen

2690
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:40,000
man

2691
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,270
my buddy's just landed can you

2692
01:24:42,270 --> 01:24:44,420
so can you help him out he's

2693
01:24:44,420 --> 01:24:46,710
actually had a bad he's just

2694
01:24:46,710 --> 01:24:48,520
had a bad sesh

2695
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:50,550
i think he had a bad point too

2696
01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:52,600
many goosers too soon and uh

2697
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:55,190
they said yes sir can we take

2698
01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:56,480
your name sir

2699
01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:59,750
i was like no you can't see you

2700
01:24:59,750 --> 01:25:02,890
later bye bye and uh i called

2701
01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:06,120
back later just to check up

2702
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:07,300
they'd resuscitated him

2703
01:25:07,300 --> 01:25:09,520
he was fine he hadn't died

2704
01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:12,750
leaving me to get back to serena

2705
01:25:12,750 --> 01:25:16,280
williams it's almost six o'clock

2706
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:19,580
airbnb gold not available to

2707
01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:20,580
any member of the public

2708
01:25:20,580 --> 01:25:23,470
only only the top tier people

2709
01:25:23,470 --> 01:25:26,580
like nick kurios too thankfully

2710
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:29,360
we we got back to the fucking

2711
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:30,080
airbnb

2712
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,470
and who was there none other

2713
01:25:32,470 --> 01:25:35,910
than nick kurios he was wholeheartedly

2714
01:25:35,910 --> 01:25:37,800
embracing the goose

2715
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,000
thanks so much nicky boy for

2716
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,070
donating the 250 very very kind

2717
01:25:43,070 --> 01:25:45,450
of you nick kurios was upstairs

2718
01:25:45,450 --> 01:25:46,420
in the airbnb

2719
01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:49,550
underarm serving ball bags

2720
01:25:49,550 --> 01:25:52,550
tennis balls tennis balls

2721
01:25:52,550 --> 01:25:54,660
filled with goose

2722
01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:58,830
and they would it's almost six

2723
01:25:58,830 --> 01:26:03,180
o'clock and he was underarm

2724
01:26:03,180 --> 01:26:05,980
serving them they bounce off

2725
01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:07,920
fucking nick the ghost of nicky

2726
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:08,800
laura's head

2727
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:13,280
explode and then serena eddie

2728
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:16,060
normie jordan b peterson rafa

2729
01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:19,280
nadal jakovich they'd all just

2730
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:20,220
be there

2731
01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:23,180
just waiting for the goose to

2732
01:26:23,180 --> 01:26:25,880
go into their mouths it was

2733
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,440
like sodom and gomorrah

2734
01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:32,520
welcome back everybody again to

2735
01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:36,600
french open highlights rolling

2736
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,780
garish round two

2737
01:26:38,780 --> 01:26:40,900
me connor williams here on

2738
01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:44,000
network two we've got novak jakovich

2739
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,610
novaks anti-vaxxer i wonder if

2740
01:26:46,610 --> 01:26:48,380
he's an anti-vaxxer

2741
01:26:48,380 --> 01:26:50,430
you wouldn't really know uh you

2742
01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:52,680
know one thing he's got a great

2743
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:53,880
forearm strong

2744
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,180
guy's a machine

2745
01:26:56,180 --> 01:26:57,380
i was in the hotel room

2746
01:26:57,380 --> 01:26:59,090
actually last night watching

2747
01:26:59,090 --> 01:27:00,680
some of the anti-vax stuff on

2748
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:01,280
youtube

2749
01:27:01,280 --> 01:27:04,940
oof was a gem or odoherty video

2750
01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:06,540
she's ranting about the

2751
01:27:06,540 --> 01:27:08,750
vaccines and uh then she

2752
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:09,900
actually headed outside

2753
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:12,460
to film some ethnic children.

2754
01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:13,980
Oh.

2755
01:27:14,780 --> 01:27:15,540
Without their parents'

2756
01:27:15,540 --> 01:27:16,340
permission.

2757
01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:18,100
Or

2758
01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:20,360
pointing the camera up at the

2759
01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:20,660
sky

2760
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:22,720
and just asking

2761
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:24,040
why, why

2762
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,800
are these clouds shaped like

2763
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:26,360
that?

2764
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:27,760
Lovely drop shot.

2765
01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:30,430
After the gem of videos about

2766
01:27:30,430 --> 01:27:30,960
the clouds,

2767
01:27:32,140 --> 01:27:32,780
YouTube kept

2768
01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:34,290
playing and selecting videos

2769
01:27:34,290 --> 01:27:34,800
for me.

2770
01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:35,800
It's a winner.

2771
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:37,510
Generally, they would just like

2772
01:27:37,510 --> 01:27:38,860
people in their bedrooms

2773
01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:39,800
on webcams.

2774
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:42,300
Talking about Africans.

2775
01:27:43,180 --> 01:27:44,140
And migrants.

2776
01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:46,000
And gay people.

2777
01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:47,960
And the Jews.

2778
01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,400
Real power play here from Laxenden.

2779
01:27:50,620 --> 01:27:52,080
Not making it easy for Chuck.

2780
01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:53,730
I'd fallen asleep to these

2781
01:27:53,730 --> 01:27:54,220
videos.

2782
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:55,580
Woken up this morning by the

2783
01:27:55,580 --> 01:27:56,320
hotel manager

2784
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:58,680
telling me to get out the hotel.

2785
01:27:59,300 --> 01:28:00,600
There was a white power rally

2786
01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:01,380
song on.

2787
01:28:01,660 --> 01:28:03,150
Speaking of rallies, look at

2788
01:28:03,150 --> 01:28:03,620
this.

2789
01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:05,100
The manager said,

2790
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:06,280
Connor, you have to leave.

2791
01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:08,720
Drop your stuff and go.

2792
01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:11,090
Lobbed my bags into the hallway

2793
01:28:11,090 --> 01:28:11,700
for me.

2794
01:28:11,940 --> 01:28:12,670
Said there was a Ghanaian

2795
01:28:12,670 --> 01:28:13,520
family next door.

2796
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:15,080
They were disturbed.

2797
01:28:15,920 --> 01:28:16,420
And frightened.

2798
01:28:17,460 --> 01:28:18,300
I apologized.

2799
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,360
But it was game over.

2800
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:21,840
They were having none of it.

2801
01:28:22,160 --> 01:28:23,100
They thought I was a white

2802
01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:23,980
supremacist.

2803
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:25,690
I tried to explain YouTube's

2804
01:28:25,690 --> 01:28:27,220
algorithmic failure.

2805
01:28:27,620 --> 01:28:28,860
But it was met with silence.

2806
01:28:29,260 --> 01:28:30,770
And Novak Djokovic, number one

2807
01:28:30,770 --> 01:28:32,440
seed, progresses to round three

2808
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:32,840
here.

2809
01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:33,420
Rolling guys.

2810
01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:35,780
More coming up on Network Deal.

2811
01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:45,120
It's almost six o'clock.

2812
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:47,340
Thanks very much, guys.

2813
01:28:47,500 --> 01:28:48,240
Back again.

2814
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:50,900
It's ten past seven.

2815
01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:53,820
Right off you a bit of schlur.

2816
01:28:53,980 --> 01:28:54,980
Margot O'Donnell.

2817
01:28:55,060 --> 01:28:55,700
Thank you very much.

2818
01:28:56,340 --> 01:28:57,860
But I raided it all last night.

2819
01:28:57,980 --> 01:28:59,030
I don't know if you can blame

2820
01:28:59,030 --> 01:28:59,340
me.

2821
01:29:00,220 --> 01:29:01,500
After the week I've had.

2822
01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:04,980
Yeah.

2823
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:07,760
So, let's get back on this.

2824
01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:11,320
Thanks a lot as well to Sam Pellegrino.

2825
01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:14,400
And these cheeky little Lacostes.

2826
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:16,350
Tom Shepard, thank you very

2827
01:29:16,350 --> 01:29:16,920
much.

2828
01:29:17,780 --> 01:29:18,880
Thank you very much.

2829
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:21,930
Nick Kyrgios was underarm

2830
01:29:21,930 --> 01:29:25,150
serving tennis balls filled

2831
01:29:25,150 --> 01:29:27,020
with Grey Goose

2832
01:29:27,020 --> 01:29:29,010
against the head of the ghost

2833
01:29:29,010 --> 01:29:30,300
of Nicky Lauda.

2834
01:29:30,880 --> 01:29:32,130
And the ball would explode and

2835
01:29:32,130 --> 01:29:33,160
we'd all drink.

2836
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:34,360
We'd all drink from it.

2837
01:29:34,940 --> 01:29:36,860
Like a scene from Sodom and Gomorrah.

2838
01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:39,590
As we were doing that, O'Brien's

2839
01:29:39,590 --> 01:29:41,380
wines and Rathmines got on the

2840
01:29:41,380 --> 01:29:42,120
phone.

2841
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:44,190
We're like, Connor Williams, we

2842
01:29:44,190 --> 01:29:45,980
want to send you over a fucking

2843
01:29:45,980 --> 01:29:47,220
lead-lined casket.

2844
01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:49,660
Of Grey Goose.

2845
01:29:50,020 --> 01:29:50,680
I said, where are you getting?

2846
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,220
Where are you pulling these out?

2847
01:29:57,460 --> 01:29:59,240
It's almost six o'clock.

2848
01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:00,850
O'Brien's wines were on the

2849
01:30:00,850 --> 01:30:01,440
phone.

2850
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:03,070
Thank you so much, Boxer's Copa

2851
01:30:03,070 --> 01:30:03,620
Toxin.

2852
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,620
They said, we've got a limited

2853
01:30:06,620 --> 01:30:09,100
edition lead-lined casket of

2854
01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:10,180
Grey Goose.

2855
01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:11,780
Fuck.

2856
01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:14,220
Of Grey Goose.

2857
01:30:14,580 --> 01:30:17,820
All the way from fucking Pripyat.

2858
01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:19,580
Out in the Ukraine.

2859
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:20,960
Irradiated.

2860
01:30:22,240 --> 01:30:23,230
Sam Pellegrino, thank you so

2861
01:30:23,230 --> 01:30:23,940
much.

2862
01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:25,660
And Tom Shepard.

2863
01:30:26,460 --> 01:30:28,100
Tom Shepard, thank you so much.

2864
01:30:28,820 --> 01:30:29,780
I appreciate it.

2865
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:30,980
And everybody else, it's very

2866
01:30:30,980 --> 01:30:31,580
nice of you.

2867
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:32,220
Thank you very much.

2868
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:34,040
Connor, good to see you falling

2869
01:30:34,040 --> 01:30:35,260
back on your feet.

2870
01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:37,970
Do you remember the Leavers Debs

2871
01:30:37,970 --> 01:30:39,240
that night?

2872
01:30:40,120 --> 01:30:40,540
Never did.

2873
01:30:40,580 --> 01:30:41,400
I can't read that.

2874
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:42,860
Absolutely shattered.

2875
01:30:43,720 --> 01:30:44,840
Shook the addiction.

2876
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:46,720
A couple of years ago.

2877
01:30:47,380 --> 01:30:48,180
Doing mighty now.

2878
01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:49,180
That's good to hear, Tom.

2879
01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:49,920
Hope you're well.

2880
01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:53,400
I said, yeah.

2881
01:30:54,180 --> 01:30:54,600
Fuck it.

2882
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:55,590
Thank you very much for that as

2883
01:30:55,590 --> 01:30:55,880
well.

2884
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:57,200
Boko Duculi, man.

2885
01:30:57,580 --> 01:30:58,460
And Tip Hard, man.

2886
01:31:00,120 --> 01:31:01,240
And Pete Sampras.

2887
01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,530
A lead-lined casket of fucking

2888
01:31:03,530 --> 01:31:04,660
Grey Goose.

2889
01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:07,740
Are you sure about that, Pete Sampras?

2890
01:31:08,740 --> 01:31:10,020
Brian's wine's like, yeah.

2891
01:31:10,900 --> 01:31:11,420
We've got it.

2892
01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:13,000
We can fucking, we can get it

2893
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:14,720
over to you now on a private Learjet.

2894
01:31:15,340 --> 01:31:16,640
It's just going to set off.

2895
01:31:18,260 --> 01:31:19,480
I said, yeah.

2896
01:31:19,480 --> 01:31:20,020
It's almost six o'clock.

2897
01:31:21,020 --> 01:31:23,490
We're currently in Serena

2898
01:31:23,490 --> 01:31:25,140
Williams' Airbnb.

2899
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:28,440
And it's a good job that you

2900
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:29,400
ran.

2901
01:31:30,060 --> 01:31:31,920
Because Kyrgios has the whole

2902
01:31:31,920 --> 01:31:34,340
fucking goose bag dry at this

2903
01:31:34,340 --> 01:31:35,240
stage.

2904
01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:38,380
I looked over at Kyrgios and he'd

2905
01:31:38,380 --> 01:31:40,200
stopped underarm serving at

2906
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,240
that stage.

2907
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:44,120
And he'd progressed to smashing.

2908
01:31:44,660 --> 01:31:46,200
He was just smashing balls of

2909
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:47,800
goose off the wall.

2910
01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:54,680
What a fucking hero.

2911
01:31:56,120 --> 01:31:57,580
So, Learjet was due to arrive

2912
01:31:57,580 --> 01:32:01,260
at fucking Heathrow Terminal 2.

2913
01:32:02,020 --> 01:32:03,060
Within the hour.

2914
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:05,780
Where it was going to be piloted

2915
01:32:05,780 --> 01:32:06,560
by a drone.

2916
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:09,900
Via Mercedes and Zurich drone.

2917
01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:11,640
We're going to bring the casket

2918
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:12,360
of goose.

2919
01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:15,620
To Serena Williams' Airbnb.

2920
01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:19,400
We were pumped.

2921
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:21,520
Lead-lined as well.

2922
01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:23,780
There was a warm...

2923
01:32:23,780 --> 01:32:25,470
We were all waiting on the

2924
01:32:25,470 --> 01:32:27,380
balcony on the come down.

2925
01:32:28,340 --> 01:32:30,030
Even though we hadn't even come

2926
01:32:30,030 --> 01:32:30,580
up.

2927
01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,400
Kyrgios was serving aces.

2928
01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:36,600
And we all dropped a few double

2929
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:37,380
faults.

2930
01:32:39,060 --> 01:32:40,380
And we were waiting...

2931
01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:41,840
We were waiting for the fucking

2932
01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,380
delivery of O'Brien's...

2933
01:32:43,380 --> 01:32:43,980
O'Brien's...

2934
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:47,660
O'Brien's lead-lined goose.

2935
01:32:52,980 --> 01:32:54,790
The best thing about O'Brien's

2936
01:32:54,790 --> 01:32:55,580
is...

2937
01:32:55,580 --> 01:32:56,580
They have...

2938
01:32:56,580 --> 01:32:57,580
Limited...

2939
01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:58,920
Edition stock...

2940
01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:01,720
Inside their beautiful boutique

2941
01:33:01,720 --> 01:33:02,460
shop.

2942
01:33:03,420 --> 01:33:05,140
You just swing yourself down.

2943
01:33:05,140 --> 01:33:06,300
It's almost six o'clock.

2944
01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:07,020
O'Brien's.

2945
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:08,860
Either in Wrath Mines...

2946
01:33:08,860 --> 01:33:10,360
I wouldn't go there.

2947
01:33:10,420 --> 01:33:11,530
I'd be more of the Bagot Street

2948
01:33:11,530 --> 01:33:12,000
Wines.

2949
01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:13,850
I'm actually loyal to Bagot

2950
01:33:13,850 --> 01:33:15,040
Street Wines.

2951
01:33:18,820 --> 01:33:21,260
So I was taking a risk, guys.

2952
01:33:22,040 --> 01:33:23,180
In ordering...

2953
01:33:24,340 --> 01:33:26,060
The Lead-lined Grey Goose Casket.

2954
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:28,180
To Serena Williams'...

2955
01:33:28,180 --> 01:33:30,980
Gold-lined Airbnb.

2956
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:34,480
Because I'm brand loyal.

2957
01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:35,340
You know me.

2958
01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:36,320
I'm Mercedes.

2959
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:37,840
I'm Zurich.

2960
01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:39,940
I'm Cheeky Lacoste.

2961
01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:42,280
I'm Wilson Sox.

2962
01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:44,600
I'm Grey Goose.

2963
01:33:46,800 --> 01:33:48,320
And I'm also...

2964
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:49,340
Bagot Street Wines.

2965
01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:52,180
Always happy.

2966
01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:53,160
Always will.

2967
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,060
But at this stage...

2968
01:33:56,060 --> 01:33:57,130
This time, O'Brien's came

2969
01:33:57,130 --> 01:33:57,680
through.

2970
01:33:57,780 --> 01:33:58,580
It's almost six o'clock.

2971
01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:00,780
So we'd all double-dropped a

2972
01:34:00,780 --> 01:34:03,160
few fucking double faults.

2973
01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:05,930
And Kyrgios was fucking off his

2974
01:34:05,930 --> 01:34:07,360
rocker chops.

2975
01:34:08,140 --> 01:34:11,920
And he was like...

2976
01:34:11,920 --> 01:34:13,640
Hey, bro.

2977
01:34:14,820 --> 01:34:16,320
Yet again, sorry, guys.

2978
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:17,300
Connor Williams.

2979
01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:19,370
I never really made it in the

2980
01:34:19,370 --> 01:34:20,580
accent game.

2981
01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:22,090
But I'm gonna try and do my

2982
01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:23,460
best Nick Kyrgios.

2983
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:25,160
It's almost six o'clock.

2984
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:26,940
What's that sound, bro?

2985
01:34:26,940 --> 01:34:29,220
What's that sound?

2986
01:34:30,220 --> 01:34:31,220
It's like...

2987
01:34:31,220 --> 01:34:32,220
What is that sound?

2988
01:34:32,440 --> 01:34:32,940
We fucking...

2989
01:34:32,940 --> 01:34:35,240
I put the ear to the wind.

2990
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:37,000
And you could just hear...

2991
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:42,000
It was only fucking Zurich Drone

2992
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,480
Dot IE.

2993
01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:46,230
Carrying the goods all the way

2994
01:34:46,230 --> 01:34:48,500
from fucking...

2995
01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:49,420
Raph Mines.

2996
01:34:51,420 --> 01:34:53,380
It's almost six o'clock.

2997
01:34:56,240 --> 01:34:57,360
Care package.

2998
01:34:58,520 --> 01:34:59,580
She dropped it down.

2999
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:01,440
And flew off.

3000
01:35:02,420 --> 01:35:03,700
Sadly, the fucking care package

3001
01:35:03,700 --> 01:35:06,020
landed on Raph and Adal's foot.

3002
01:35:07,720 --> 01:35:08,720
We just need...

3003
01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:09,900
We needed to get ice.

3004
01:35:09,980 --> 01:35:11,690
We got two bags of fucking peas

3005
01:35:11,690 --> 01:35:12,900
out the freezer.

3006
01:35:13,540 --> 01:35:14,020
Freezer.

3007
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:16,100
Fuck it.

3008
01:35:17,540 --> 01:35:18,980
And froze his foot.

3009
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:20,320
JBP.

3010
01:35:21,700 --> 01:35:23,390
Was whispering into Raph and Adal's

3011
01:35:23,390 --> 01:35:24,060
ear.

3012
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:25,670
That he needed to fucking be a

3013
01:35:25,670 --> 01:35:26,140
man.

3014
01:35:27,000 --> 01:35:28,320
And take control of his feet.

3015
01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:31,280
And not be relying on society.

3016
01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:32,180
Anymore.

3017
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:35,840
Adal was just like...

3018
01:35:35,840 --> 01:35:36,140
Keh.

3019
01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:37,160
Keh.

3020
01:35:40,360 --> 01:35:40,790
Thankfully, Adal's foot cushioned

3021
01:35:40,790 --> 01:35:43,340
the blow of the casket.

3022
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:46,120
Which didn't lead to any more...

3023
01:35:46,120 --> 01:35:47,370
It would have actually fucking

3024
01:35:47,370 --> 01:35:48,280
marked the...

3025
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:50,990
The table outside on the veranda

3026
01:35:50,990 --> 01:35:52,460
of the Airbnb.

3027
01:35:53,820 --> 01:35:55,220
After the week we've had.

3028
01:35:55,820 --> 01:35:56,880
I said, we don't need any more

3029
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:57,620
trouble.

3030
01:35:58,260 --> 01:35:59,880
The host is already in A&E.

3031
01:35:59,980 --> 01:36:01,510
Recovering from a fucking goose

3032
01:36:01,510 --> 01:36:01,920
bag.

3033
01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:03,880
A goose jab that I gave him to

3034
01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:05,420
his left arm pipe.

3035
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:10,760
Kyrgios fucking whipped out the

3036
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:12,560
racket.

3037
01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:13,600
Yonex.

3038
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:15,240
Tailor-made.

3039
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,130
And threw a cricket ball into

3040
01:36:18,130 --> 01:36:18,720
the air.

3041
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:21,220
Smashed it off the fucking casket.

3042
01:36:21,260 --> 01:36:21,940
And that opened it.

3043
01:36:23,860 --> 01:36:24,620
Right then.

3044
01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:26,860
Eddie Jordan's Geiger counter

3045
01:36:26,860 --> 01:36:28,840
started clicking like a mad

3046
01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:29,600
thing.

3047
01:36:34,100 --> 01:36:34,810
Eddie Jordan was like, fuck me

3048
01:36:34,810 --> 01:36:36,060
man.

3049
01:36:36,100 --> 01:36:37,330
We need to get the hazmat suits

3050
01:36:37,330 --> 01:36:37,620
on.

3051
01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:38,640
Heavy lead.

3052
01:36:39,260 --> 01:36:40,610
I'm picking up a heavy reading

3053
01:36:40,610 --> 01:36:41,040
here.

3054
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:42,560
3.6.

3055
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,280
I said 3.6.

3056
01:36:47,980 --> 01:36:48,880
What's that mean?

3057
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:52,840
He said, not great.

3058
01:36:53,220 --> 01:36:54,100
But not terrible.

3059
01:36:54,920 --> 01:36:55,740
And with that.

3060
01:36:56,440 --> 01:36:57,140
With that.

3061
01:36:57,140 --> 01:36:59,620
We laid into the grey goose.

3062
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,820
Just necking it heavy.

3063
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:05,640
It's almost sex-

3064
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:05,920
Fuck.

3065
01:37:11,060 --> 01:37:11,740
Kyrgios.

3066
01:37:12,900 --> 01:37:14,140
Started screaming.

3067
01:37:16,220 --> 01:37:16,510
Fucking throwing bottles of

3068
01:37:16,510 --> 01:37:18,850
grey goose off the veranda at

3069
01:37:18,850 --> 01:37:21,020
passersby down below.

3070
01:37:22,020 --> 01:37:23,460
Saying I don't need to be here.

3071
01:37:23,460 --> 01:37:26,020
I was up till 3am playing FIFA.

3072
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:27,140
I don't care about this.

3073
01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:28,160
I don't care about tennis.

3074
01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:29,860
I was like, Kyrgios.

3075
01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:31,760
Kyrgios.

3076
01:37:35,260 --> 01:37:37,300
Calm down, Kyrgios.

3077
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:41,640
This isn't your Airbnb.

3078
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:42,760
It's Serena's.

3079
01:37:43,740 --> 01:37:45,260
I had to, you know, just talk

3080
01:37:45,260 --> 01:37:46,440
like that.

3081
01:37:46,540 --> 01:37:47,500
Just to get through to him.

3082
01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:47,960
Like, you know.

3083
01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:49,180
Because he wasn't listening to

3084
01:37:49,180 --> 01:37:49,640
anyone.

3085
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:52,180
It's almost 6 o'clock.

3086
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:55,580
And right then.

3087
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:57,440
He said, I'm sorry, bro.

3088
01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:00,200
And he whips out.

3089
01:38:01,380 --> 01:38:02,720
He goes over to the Yonix kit

3090
01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:03,420
bag.

3091
01:38:03,700 --> 01:38:04,640
And he whips out these.

3092
01:38:08,540 --> 01:38:09,140
He goes.

3093
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:12,140
I want you to have these, man.

3094
01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:13,720
I want you to have these, mate.

3095
01:38:15,700 --> 01:38:16,900
I say, thanks very much.

3096
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:17,540
He goes.

3097
01:38:17,780 --> 01:38:18,850
Make sure you wear them on your

3098
01:38:18,850 --> 01:38:19,840
next stream, bro.

3099
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:23,020
I was like, thanks very much, Kyrgios.

3100
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:24,800
You old rattlesnake.

3101
01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:27,160
And I said, then we had a

3102
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:29,320
little heart to heart.

3103
01:38:29,480 --> 01:38:30,850
Because Nick Kyrgios is an

3104
01:38:30,850 --> 01:38:32,340
absolute sweetheart.

3105
01:38:33,260 --> 01:38:34,380
A real sweetheart.

3106
01:38:34,700 --> 01:38:35,220
Deep down.

3107
01:38:35,740 --> 01:38:38,340
Beneath the hard man exterior.

3108
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:39,220
The bad boy.

3109
01:38:40,540 --> 01:38:41,410
There's only a little angel

3110
01:38:41,410 --> 01:38:42,220
there.

3111
01:38:45,220 --> 01:38:46,220
I said, Nick.

3112
01:38:46,580 --> 01:38:47,900
You're a fucking sweetheart.

3113
01:38:48,780 --> 01:38:49,880
I will wear those.

3114
01:38:50,100 --> 01:38:51,140
Those are my fucking thing.

3115
01:38:51,980 --> 01:38:54,450
And I said, why don't you just

3116
01:38:54,450 --> 01:38:55,420
play.

3117
01:38:55,700 --> 01:38:57,220
Just rein yourself in.

3118
01:38:57,300 --> 01:38:58,060
You'll win a slam.

3119
01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:00,000
You'll win a slam.

3120
01:39:00,680 --> 01:39:01,920
You remind me of Lou Dogg

3121
01:39:01,920 --> 01:39:04,240
Hamilton back in the day.

3122
01:39:04,460 --> 01:39:05,880
When he was just kart racing.

3123
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:07,840
And I saw the potential in him.

3124
01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:09,630
I said, that guy's going to go

3125
01:39:09,630 --> 01:39:10,120
far.

3126
01:39:11,100 --> 01:39:12,460
And I got on to Eddie Jordan.

3127
01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:13,620
And then on to McLaren.

3128
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:14,100
And Mercedes.

3129
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:14,960
And everyone.

3130
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:16,080
I was like, there's a guy here.

3131
01:39:16,620 --> 01:39:17,280
You can have him.

3132
01:39:17,320 --> 01:39:17,860
He's yours.

3133
01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:19,340
If you cut me in a slice for

3134
01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:20,640
the finder's fee.

3135
01:39:21,480 --> 01:39:22,240
Finder's keepers.

3136
01:39:23,300 --> 01:39:25,710
And he was like, I don't want

3137
01:39:25,710 --> 01:39:27,820
to play tennis, bro.

3138
01:39:28,260 --> 01:39:29,580
It's almost six o'clock.

3139
01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:30,160
Shit, man.

3140
01:39:30,220 --> 01:39:30,880
You're great at it.

3141
01:39:31,140 --> 01:39:32,380
You're just a fucking bad boy.

3142
01:39:33,220 --> 01:39:33,760
Reign it in.

3143
01:39:34,220 --> 01:39:35,660
And you'll be winning slams by

3144
01:39:35,660 --> 01:39:37,380
the age of 28 or 9.

3145
01:39:40,060 --> 01:39:40,660
You know.

3146
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:43,060
You had Nadal on the ropes the

3147
01:39:43,060 --> 01:39:44,180
other day.

3148
01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:46,880
We looked over at Nadal.

3149
01:39:47,740 --> 01:39:48,870
Still had his foot in a bag of

3150
01:39:48,870 --> 01:39:50,320
green Isle peas.

3151
01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:53,080
Which were fastly fucking thawing

3152
01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:54,180
out, man.

3153
01:39:54,220 --> 01:39:55,060
Defrosting, you know.

3154
01:39:56,120 --> 01:39:57,410
His toe had grown a big bulbous

3155
01:39:57,410 --> 01:39:58,440
red ball.

3156
01:39:58,880 --> 01:39:59,840
Like a cricket ball.

3157
01:40:01,780 --> 01:40:02,600
And yeah.

3158
01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:03,240
Fuck it, man.

3159
01:40:03,240 --> 01:40:03,460
You know.

3160
01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:05,660
Just went heavy on the goose.

3161
01:40:05,740 --> 01:40:06,540
Then for the rest of the night.

3162
01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:07,780
Pure goose cloud.

3163
01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:08,860
The next day.

3164
01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:11,100
Goosecloud.ie.

3165
01:40:11,640 --> 01:40:12,380
And as you know.

3166
01:40:12,480 --> 01:40:13,000
The goose.

3167
01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:13,940
The great goose.

3168
01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:16,060
It's not.

3169
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,000
It's not a body blow.

3170
01:40:18,140 --> 01:40:19,820
The hangover isn't a body blow.

3171
01:40:21,720 --> 01:40:23,360
It's definitely not.

3172
01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:26,130
It's definitely not a heavy skag

3173
01:40:26,130 --> 01:40:26,900
buzz.

3174
01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:29,180
I would say.

3175
01:40:29,660 --> 01:40:31,660
It's more of an all encompassing

3176
01:40:31,660 --> 01:40:32,920
goose cloud.

3177
01:40:34,220 --> 01:40:35,840
Which just really captures your

3178
01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:36,620
mind.

3179
01:40:36,820 --> 01:40:37,560
And keeps it in.

3180
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:38,540
It's almost six o'clock.

3181
01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:39,300
Of course you have to get back

3182
01:40:39,300 --> 01:40:39,820
down to Heming.

3183
01:40:39,820 --> 01:40:40,160
And Hill.

3184
01:40:40,660 --> 01:40:41,360
The three of us.

3185
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:42,640
The fucking state.

3186
01:40:42,820 --> 01:40:43,700
And neck of us.

3187
01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:45,290
Because three way had to be

3188
01:40:45,290 --> 01:40:46,060
playing.

3189
01:40:46,260 --> 01:40:47,450
We were playing a fucking jazz

3190
01:40:47,450 --> 01:40:48,040
trio set.

3191
01:40:50,780 --> 01:40:51,180
Myself.

3192
01:40:51,820 --> 01:40:52,480
Eddie Norr.

3193
01:40:52,580 --> 01:40:53,040
Myself.

3194
01:40:53,040 --> 01:40:53,220
On.

3195
01:40:53,460 --> 01:40:53,860
On.

3196
01:40:53,860 --> 01:40:54,560
On bass.

3197
01:40:56,460 --> 01:40:57,080
Jordan B.

3198
01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:57,080
Jordan B.

3199
01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:57,080
Jordan B.

3200
01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:57,080
Jordan B.

3201
01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:58,200
Peter's in our band.

3202
01:40:58,200 --> 01:41:00,090
And none other than Eddie

3203
01:41:00,090 --> 01:41:01,560
Jordan on sacks.

3204
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:06,540
But we did it.

3205
01:41:06,940 --> 01:41:07,980
Strawberries and cream pulled

3206
01:41:07,980 --> 01:41:08,780
it out the bag.

3207
01:41:09,740 --> 01:41:11,640
Went to watch Coco Gauff win.

3208
01:41:12,680 --> 01:41:14,120
Her third round match was it.

3209
01:41:15,580 --> 01:41:17,260
Sadly she was knocked out today.

3210
01:41:17,260 --> 01:41:17,560
And.

3211
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:18,120
Yeah.

3212
01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:19,480
I mean.

3213
01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:24,420
I'm going back tonight.

3214
01:41:25,140 --> 01:41:26,070
Because we have another session

3215
01:41:26,070 --> 01:41:26,900
on tomorrow.

3216
01:41:27,460 --> 01:41:28,260
We have an hour.

3217
01:41:28,420 --> 01:41:29,400
An afternoon set.

3218
01:41:30,400 --> 01:41:31,780
Just outside Heming Hill.

3219
01:41:32,060 --> 01:41:33,060
Me and the three boys.

3220
01:41:35,020 --> 01:41:36,040
The Buccaneers.

3221
01:41:36,900 --> 01:41:37,180
Curtis.

3222
01:41:37,540 --> 01:41:37,700
Oh.

3223
01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:38,440
Caleb Carr.

3224
01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:39,140
Thank you very much.

3225
01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:40,920
In fact.

3226
01:41:40,960 --> 01:41:41,880
Somebody was saying to me the

3227
01:41:41,880 --> 01:41:42,320
last day.

3228
01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:44,600
There's an Eddie Jordan doc.

3229
01:41:46,360 --> 01:41:46,680
On.

3230
01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:47,700
We might have a little look at

3231
01:41:47,700 --> 01:41:48,060
that.

3232
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:55,100
On Killian M2's channel.

3233
01:41:55,740 --> 01:41:56,560
Killian M2's is the best

3234
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:57,740
YouTube channel.

3235
01:42:01,060 --> 01:42:01,800
Curtis Ryan.

3236
01:42:01,900 --> 01:42:02,800
Thank you very much.

3237
01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:05,040
Get down to your local.

3238
01:42:05,340 --> 01:42:06,700
Mercedes dealer please.

3239
01:42:07,280 --> 01:42:08,480
They want you to go down there.

3240
01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:09,160
They need you.

3241
01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:11,800
But we all had to check in as

3242
01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:12,720
well.

3243
01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:13,320
In the hospital.

3244
01:42:13,520 --> 01:42:14,660
Because we had a radiation.

3245
01:42:14,860 --> 01:42:15,640
From drinking the fucking.

3246
01:42:15,820 --> 01:42:16,960
The goose that was.

3247
01:42:18,460 --> 01:42:19,060
All the way.

3248
01:42:19,140 --> 01:42:20,240
Came all the way from Pripyat.

3249
01:42:20,320 --> 01:42:20,840
In Chernobyl.

3250
01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:22,380
And a cornucopia.

3251
01:42:22,540 --> 01:42:23,520
Smash court tennis.

3252
01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:28,400
Thank you very much.

3253
01:42:36,980 --> 01:42:38,240
Hard to keep a perspective.

3254
01:42:39,260 --> 01:42:40,140
Not when they come to me.

3255
01:42:40,780 --> 01:42:41,860
I'm pretty tough on them.

3256
01:42:42,220 --> 01:42:43,000
Look how bad things they need

3257
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:43,380
to be.

3258
01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:44,020
In what way.

3259
01:42:44,220 --> 01:42:44,840
In everywhere.

3260
01:42:45,300 --> 01:42:46,480
In terms of.

3261
01:42:46,940 --> 01:42:47,820
Ethicates manners.

3262
01:42:48,320 --> 01:42:49,620
The sound is goosed.

3263
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:50,640
Physically well prepared.

3264
01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:51,580
Mentally well prepared.

3265
01:42:52,240 --> 01:42:52,940
Inch in to detail.

3266
01:42:53,060 --> 01:42:53,600
Their appearance.

3267
01:42:54,660 --> 01:42:55,320
What they like in front of

3268
01:42:55,320 --> 01:42:56,160
cameras.

3269
01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:57,680
And various things like that.

3270
01:42:58,680 --> 01:42:59,300
Is becoming more and more

3271
01:42:59,300 --> 01:43:00,280
important.

3272
01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:01,680
That the right kind of person.

3273
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:02,660
Is coming from our stable.

3274
01:43:03,480 --> 01:43:05,100
And are well behaved.

3275
01:43:05,300 --> 01:43:05,800
And mannerly.

3276
01:43:07,380 --> 01:43:08,080
Don't become.

3277
01:43:08,160 --> 01:43:08,940
Or act like hooligans.

3278
01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:09,800
It's very important.

3279
01:43:09,980 --> 01:43:10,280
Were you.

3280
01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:11,120
That's.

3281
01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:11,160
That's.

3282
01:43:11,220 --> 01:43:12,060
That's the essence.

3283
01:43:12,060 --> 01:43:13,020
Of Eddie Normie.

3284
01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:14,880
Don't.

3285
01:43:14,940 --> 01:43:15,000
Be.

3286
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:15,860
Don't behave.

3287
01:43:16,420 --> 01:43:17,160
Like hooligans.

3288
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:19,500
He's a good guy.

3289
01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:23,480
Well behaved.

3290
01:43:23,580 --> 01:43:24,080
He's a gent.

3291
01:43:24,480 --> 01:43:25,180
A gentleman.

3292
01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:28,080
I don't know an expression for

3293
01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:29,130
you, prima donna. You were

3294
01:43:29,130 --> 01:43:30,440
European champion after all.

3295
01:43:31,840 --> 01:43:32,740
I thought they probably thought

3296
01:43:32,740 --> 01:43:33,360
I was.

3297
01:43:33,760 --> 01:43:35,170
But I didn't have anyone to

3298
01:43:35,170 --> 01:43:37,060
slap me like I slapped these

3299
01:43:37,060 --> 01:43:37,720
guys.

3300
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:41,320
The thing about Jordan, Jordanian

3301
01:43:41,320 --> 01:43:43,400
families is he says he didn't

3302
01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:44,760
have anyone to slap him.

3303
01:43:45,860 --> 01:43:46,550
That's because he's just a bit

3304
01:43:46,550 --> 01:43:48,350
embarrassed about the slaps I

3305
01:43:48,350 --> 01:43:50,380
dished out to him on Mondello.

3306
01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:53,440
It's almost six o'clock.

3307
01:43:54,440 --> 01:43:56,180
I feel that in some ways that

3308
01:43:56,180 --> 01:43:57,650
if I'd had a manager or a

3309
01:43:57,650 --> 01:43:59,470
person looking after me like I

3310
01:43:59,470 --> 01:44:01,540
look after the other people,

3311
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:02,590
I might have been a better

3312
01:44:02,590 --> 01:44:03,300
driver for it.

3313
01:44:03,540 --> 01:44:04,320
But I'm actually glad now I

3314
01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:05,390
didn't because then I would

3315
01:44:05,390 --> 01:44:06,620
have missed the opportunity of

3316
01:44:06,620 --> 01:44:07,550
running the team and the

3317
01:44:07,550 --> 01:44:08,200
management,

3318
01:44:08,340 --> 01:44:09,760
which I'm at a better level

3319
01:44:09,760 --> 01:44:11,100
from an age group point of view

3320
01:44:11,100 --> 01:44:12,610
because I was too old for what

3321
01:44:12,610 --> 01:44:13,920
I was doing relatively in

3322
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:14,600
racing.

3323
01:44:15,060 --> 01:44:16,260
And I'm now just at the right

3324
01:44:16,260 --> 01:44:17,990
point where my confidence is

3325
01:44:17,990 --> 01:44:18,560
good.

3326
01:44:18,560 --> 01:44:20,910
I feel I have the ability to do

3327
01:44:20,910 --> 01:44:21,440
it.

3328
01:44:21,640 --> 01:44:22,660
I'm very confident.

3329
01:44:22,780 --> 01:44:24,090
I have this dream and I have a

3330
01:44:24,090 --> 01:44:25,330
goal and I'm on target to

3331
01:44:25,330 --> 01:44:26,180
achieve it.

3332
01:44:26,540 --> 01:44:27,680
The dream is this.

3333
01:44:28,080 --> 01:44:29,400
The new recipe, guys.

3334
01:44:30,300 --> 01:44:31,930
I actually had a bit of a

3335
01:44:31,930 --> 01:44:34,340
fucking run in with the Gordy.

3336
01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:37,120
The other day on the M50, I was

3337
01:44:37,120 --> 01:44:39,520
pulled over and they wanted to

3338
01:44:39,520 --> 01:44:40,280
do it.

3339
01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:42,140
They were just checking for tax.

3340
01:44:43,780 --> 01:44:44,440
And license and fucking all

3341
01:44:44,440 --> 01:44:46,280
that kind of stuff.

3342
01:44:46,340 --> 01:44:46,660
NCT.

3343
01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:49,050
Unfortunately, I didn't have my

3344
01:44:49,050 --> 01:44:50,520
tax disc in at the time because

3345
01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:51,960
it still hadn't arrived.

3346
01:44:53,660 --> 01:44:54,840
And I remember getting stung

3347
01:44:54,840 --> 01:44:56,560
the last time.

3348
01:44:56,620 --> 01:44:58,260
They said, we still need proof.

3349
01:44:59,120 --> 01:45:01,800
And I handed them the documents.

3350
01:45:02,380 --> 01:45:03,550
They said, you could have made

3351
01:45:03,550 --> 01:45:04,600
that yourself.

3352
01:45:04,900 --> 01:45:05,680
I was like, fuck's sake.

3353
01:45:05,980 --> 01:45:08,500
So what I did was, there was no

3354
01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:09,600
tax disc in.

3355
01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:11,220
I stuck this in.

3356
01:45:11,940 --> 01:45:14,020
The fucking lid of the San Pellegrino

3357
01:45:14,020 --> 01:45:15,980
into the tax disc slot.

3358
01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:19,010
And it just, that's what it

3359
01:45:19,010 --> 01:45:19,980
said.

3360
01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:21,190
And they looked at it and they

3361
01:45:21,190 --> 01:45:22,330
looked at it and they looked

3362
01:45:22,330 --> 01:45:22,900
back at me.

3363
01:45:23,420 --> 01:45:24,540
Looked at the fucking disc.

3364
01:45:25,540 --> 01:45:26,300
Looked at me.

3365
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:28,460
Looked at me again.

3366
01:45:28,620 --> 01:45:30,380
And I just looked down their

3367
01:45:30,380 --> 01:45:32,470
eyes and like, didn't even have

3368
01:45:32,470 --> 01:45:33,280
to speak.

3369
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:34,180
I was like, yeah.

3370
01:45:36,380 --> 01:45:37,800
New fucking recipe, man.

3371
01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:40,560
And with that, no questions.

3372
01:45:40,720 --> 01:45:41,600
They just walked away.

3373
01:45:43,000 --> 01:45:44,170
Walked away as if, as if to say,

3374
01:45:44,170 --> 01:45:46,440
don't fuck with this guy.

3375
01:45:47,620 --> 01:45:49,280
San Pellegrino, tax disc.

3376
01:45:50,140 --> 01:45:51,500
You bet your ass.

3377
01:45:51,500 --> 01:45:57,990
I'll never ever forget the

3378
01:45:57,990 --> 01:46:05,690
first time I took a cool, hard

3379
01:46:05,690 --> 01:46:12,440
swig of San Pellegrino.

3380
01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:14,690
This was back in the day before

3381
01:46:14,690 --> 01:46:17,480
I had gone fully, fully legitimized

3382
01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:20,260
in the commoner's drinks market.

3383
01:46:20,260 --> 01:46:22,270
You could only get this shit

3384
01:46:22,270 --> 01:46:23,380
from Italy.

3385
01:46:24,720 --> 01:46:25,160
John.

3386
01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:28,190
Luckily for, luckily for me, I

3387
01:46:28,190 --> 01:46:31,010
had a fucking villa out in Lake

3388
01:46:31,010 --> 01:46:32,020
Garda.

3389
01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:34,520
I had fucking crates of this

3390
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,760
ship to me.

3391
01:46:36,480 --> 01:46:38,020
By the Sicilian mafia.

3392
01:46:38,680 --> 01:46:39,640
Over in New York.

3393
01:46:46,160 --> 01:46:47,120
Sorry, it's reversed.

3394
01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:48,760
Yeah, it was bottled.

3395
01:46:48,840 --> 01:46:49,900
It was bottled back then.

3396
01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:52,020
It was in glass.

3397
01:46:55,340 --> 01:46:55,550
Right now, all you guys only

3398
01:46:55,550 --> 01:46:59,600
know the tin, the taste of tin.

3399
01:47:00,360 --> 01:47:02,300
But you've never, ever, ever

3400
01:47:02,300 --> 01:47:05,670
felt the sensual, sensuosity of

3401
01:47:05,670 --> 01:47:07,180
glass against lip.

3402
01:47:07,840 --> 01:47:10,690
And then San Pelle trickling

3403
01:47:10,690 --> 01:47:13,130
its way down like a fucking ice

3404
01:47:13,130 --> 01:47:14,240
cascade.

3405
01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:16,230
A cavalcade of refreshment

3406
01:47:16,230 --> 01:47:17,140
bubbles.

3407
01:47:17,480 --> 01:47:19,060
Going down your esophagus.

3408
01:47:19,480 --> 01:47:20,480
And into the fucking body bag.

3409
01:47:20,480 --> 01:47:20,480
And into the fucking body bag.

3410
01:47:20,480 --> 01:47:21,440
And into the fucking body bag.

3411
01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:24,920
I am Connor Williams.

3412
01:47:26,460 --> 01:47:28,020
And it's almost six o'clock.

3413
01:47:28,160 --> 01:47:29,430
I remember the first, you know

3414
01:47:29,430 --> 01:47:30,760
who put me on to San Pelle?

3415
01:47:32,320 --> 01:47:33,540
And he's going to be thinking,

3416
01:47:33,540 --> 01:47:34,480
here you go again, name

3417
01:47:34,480 --> 01:47:35,160
dropping.

3418
01:47:36,380 --> 01:47:38,560
None other than Joseph Coney.

3419
01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:40,860
Joseph Coney.ie.ie.

3420
01:47:40,860 --> 01:47:42,870
Who was running his own little

3421
01:47:42,870 --> 01:47:44,880
fucking social news site back

3422
01:47:44,880 --> 01:47:45,840
in the day.

3423
01:47:46,100 --> 01:47:49,700
Just before journal.ie and joe.ie

3424
01:47:49,700 --> 01:47:52,510
ruled the roost in the online

3425
01:47:52,510 --> 01:47:55,400
Irish news marketplace.

3426
01:47:56,740 --> 01:47:58,150
Joseph Coney was actually

3427
01:47:58,150 --> 01:47:59,180
trying his hand.

3428
01:48:00,480 --> 01:48:02,630
Trying to do clickbait sort of

3429
01:48:02,630 --> 01:48:03,300
stuff.

3430
01:48:03,880 --> 01:48:05,550
But he just didn't have a grasp

3431
01:48:05,550 --> 01:48:07,550
of Ireland or the cultural

3432
01:48:07,550 --> 01:48:09,000
norms or mores.

3433
01:48:09,780 --> 01:48:11,180
I was trying to do fucking PR

3434
01:48:11,180 --> 01:48:12,040
for him.

3435
01:48:12,100 --> 01:48:13,540
But he was just a lost case.

3436
01:48:13,740 --> 01:48:15,850
He also had a lot of bad rep

3437
01:48:15,850 --> 01:48:17,180
behind him.

3438
01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:19,460
Because the world was just, it

3439
01:48:19,460 --> 01:48:21,580
was just around the time.

3440
01:48:22,280 --> 01:48:23,600
That the world was coming round

3441
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:25,360
to Joseph Coney and his wily

3442
01:48:25,360 --> 01:48:26,000
ways.

3443
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,250
As the commandeer of a child

3444
01:48:28,250 --> 01:48:31,280
army battalion.ie.

3445
01:48:32,020 --> 01:48:33,200
Out in Uganda.

3446
01:48:34,280 --> 01:48:36,160
Joseph Coney.ie.

3447
01:48:36,360 --> 01:48:37,920
It's all six o'clock.

3448
01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:38,930
So I said to Joseph, do you

3449
01:48:38,930 --> 01:48:40,040
want to join the fucking, do

3450
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,440
you want to become, I've got a

3451
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:42,160
band called

3452
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:43,280
Three Way Conus.

3453
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:46,000
I was like this.

3454
01:48:52,100 --> 01:48:53,140
Yeah, Conus.

3455
01:48:54,700 --> 01:48:56,380
I've got a fucking jazz three

3456
01:48:56,380 --> 01:48:57,020
way man.

3457
01:48:57,700 --> 01:48:59,240
Do you want to join up and link

3458
01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:00,060
forces.

3459
01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:03,350
He was like, he couldn't speak

3460
01:49:03,350 --> 01:49:04,260
English.

3461
01:49:04,360 --> 01:49:05,700
He was just kind of looking nonplussed.

3462
01:49:08,660 --> 01:49:23,740
And he was like, no man.

3463
01:49:23,740 --> 01:49:25,990
I'm into fucking child army

3464
01:49:25,990 --> 01:49:26,820
units.

3465
01:49:28,100 --> 01:49:28,840
And I'm trying to break the

3466
01:49:28,840 --> 01:49:31,130
fucking Irish online digital

3467
01:49:31,130 --> 01:49:33,530
market for news and fucking

3468
01:49:33,530 --> 01:49:34,840
stories and stuff like that.

3469
01:49:35,520 --> 01:49:36,450
And he just, he wasn't

3470
01:49:36,450 --> 01:49:38,530
interested in the music side of

3471
01:49:38,530 --> 01:49:39,360
things.

3472
01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:40,780
But he was a very musical man.

3473
01:49:41,040 --> 01:49:42,560
It's almost six o'clock.

3474
01:49:42,680 --> 01:49:44,020
He had the fucking African

3475
01:49:44,020 --> 01:49:45,360
beats down, you know.

3476
01:49:46,860 --> 01:49:49,130
But he had to go back to Uganda

3477
01:49:49,130 --> 01:49:51,400
and actually give someone an

3478
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,140
African beat down.

3479
01:49:53,580 --> 01:49:55,280
Because they were commandeering

3480
01:49:55,280 --> 01:49:56,570
his child army and not doing a

3481
01:49:56,570 --> 01:49:57,300
great job.

3482
01:49:58,060 --> 01:49:59,840
And Joseph Coney.ie was dead in

3483
01:49:59,840 --> 01:50:00,760
the ground.

3484
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:02,860
Joseph Coney.ie.

3485
01:50:02,860 --> 01:50:24,400
Jordan Racing.

3486
01:50:24,400 --> 01:50:44,400
Jordan, you old snake in the

3487
01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:51,120
grass.

3488
01:50:52,480 --> 01:50:53,940
The Me Too generation.

3489
01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:55,740
Never caught up with Jordan.

3490
01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:13,440
There he is.

3491
01:51:13,560 --> 01:51:14,460
The man himself.

3492
01:51:14,860 --> 01:51:16,140
The Jordanian dream.

3493
01:51:16,440 --> 01:51:18,140
The Jordanian dreamer.

3494
01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:20,940
Back in the good times.

3495
01:51:20,940 --> 01:51:25,200
Well, they all have four wheels,

3496
01:51:25,200 --> 01:51:26,700
for sure.

3497
01:51:26,960 --> 01:51:28,200
And they all have a monocoque.

3498
01:51:28,820 --> 01:51:32,680
But it's like going to the pub

3499
01:51:32,680 --> 01:51:34,020
and there's 50 girls in there.

3500
01:51:34,100 --> 01:51:35,020
You'll always be attracted to

3501
01:51:35,020 --> 01:51:36,020
one more than another, won't

3502
01:51:36,020 --> 01:51:36,300
you?

3503
01:51:36,320 --> 01:51:37,320
I think it would anyway.

3504
01:51:37,320 --> 01:51:38,820
Or going to the pub and there's

3505
01:51:38,820 --> 01:51:40,160
50 girls in there.

3506
01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:41,160
You'll always be attracted to

3507
01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:42,160
one more than another, won't

3508
01:51:42,160 --> 01:51:42,440
you?

3509
01:51:42,440 --> 01:51:43,460
I think it would anyway.

3510
01:51:43,660 --> 01:51:44,780
Or going to the pub and there's

3511
01:51:44,780 --> 01:51:45,960
50 girls in there.

3512
01:51:46,040 --> 01:51:46,960
You'll always be attracted to

3513
01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:47,960
one more than another, won't

3514
01:51:47,960 --> 01:51:48,240
you?

3515
01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:49,260
I think it would anyway.

3516
01:51:49,420 --> 01:51:51,140
Or whatever your fancy is.

3517
01:51:51,240 --> 01:51:52,300
But in that context, there's

3518
01:51:52,300 --> 01:51:53,080
always...

3519
01:51:53,080 --> 01:51:54,200
That's what life's about.

3520
01:51:54,260 --> 01:51:55,240
There has to be a choice.

3521
01:51:55,820 --> 01:51:57,060
Your body tells you that...

3522
01:51:57,060 --> 01:51:58,060
I love women.

3523
01:51:58,680 --> 01:51:59,880
I'm mad about women.

3524
01:52:00,220 --> 01:52:01,700
I've been married three times.

3525
01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:03,580
I'm infatuated with women.

3526
01:52:03,680 --> 01:52:05,100
It's a very, very pretty car.

3527
01:52:11,320 --> 01:52:13,170
If you can imagine the smell of

3528
01:52:13,170 --> 01:52:15,080
burning rubber and high octane

3529
01:52:15,080 --> 01:52:15,440
fuel.

3530
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:17,050
And mix it with the fragrance

3531
01:52:17,050 --> 01:52:17,920
of flowers.

3532
01:52:18,080 --> 01:52:19,020
Then you'll know you're in

3533
01:52:19,020 --> 01:52:20,320
Birmingham for the August Bank

3534
01:52:20,320 --> 01:52:21,220
holiday weekend.

3535
01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:22,910
This is the weekend they stage

3536
01:52:22,910 --> 01:52:24,680
the Birmingham Super Prix.

3537
01:52:24,740 --> 01:52:26,080
In other words, the ninth round

3538
01:52:26,080 --> 01:52:27,400
of the International Formula

3539
01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:28,900
3000 Championship.

3540
01:52:29,260 --> 01:52:30,300
And they'll run it through the

3541
01:52:30,300 --> 01:52:31,400
streets of the city.

3542
01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:32,720
Now we're in the...

3543
01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:33,770
There's a percentage of his

3544
01:52:33,770 --> 01:52:34,700
salary for Eddie Jordan

3545
01:52:34,700 --> 01:52:35,340
Management.

3546
01:52:36,120 --> 01:52:37,080
...this is his first Formula

3547
01:52:37,080 --> 01:52:37,840
One season.

3548
01:52:37,940 --> 01:52:38,820
What would you be looking for?

3549
01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:39,580
What would they...

3550
01:52:39,580 --> 01:52:46,460
What a legend.

3551
01:52:47,260 --> 01:52:48,060
Eddie Normie.

3552
01:53:05,060 --> 01:53:06,380
What a legend, man.

3553
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:07,800
Yeah.

3554
01:53:07,800 --> 01:53:08,040
Yeah.

3555
01:53:11,480 --> 01:53:12,000
Jordan.

3556
01:53:12,480 --> 01:53:12,760
Eddie.

3557
01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:13,540
Eddie.

3558
01:53:14,040 --> 01:53:14,380
Jordan.

3559
01:53:14,820 --> 01:53:15,180
Yeah.

3560
01:53:15,640 --> 01:53:16,020
Yeah.

3561
01:53:16,020 --> 01:53:16,080
Yeah.

3562
01:53:22,760 --> 01:53:23,920
There he is.

3563
01:53:24,440 --> 01:53:25,000
The man.

3564
01:53:25,100 --> 01:53:25,580
The myth.

3565
01:53:26,000 --> 01:53:26,480
The legend.

3566
01:53:26,740 --> 01:53:28,820
None other than Eddie Jordan.

3567
01:53:29,620 --> 01:53:30,360
The hero.

3568
01:53:31,280 --> 01:53:32,620
There's Eddie's chinchilla.

3569
01:53:32,620 --> 01:53:32,680
There's Eddie's chinchilla.

3570
01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:33,640
No way.

3571
01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:34,220
No way.

3572
01:53:35,660 --> 01:53:37,780
Eddie Jordan's chinchilla.

3573
01:53:38,980 --> 01:53:40,520
Can't believe he made the cut.

3574
01:53:43,660 --> 01:53:43,390
That was shortly before he ran

3575
01:53:43,390 --> 01:53:46,580
over him on the fucking moped.

3576
01:53:47,620 --> 01:53:48,170
We had to go bury him behind

3577
01:53:48,170 --> 01:53:50,160
the bullring in Birmingham.

3578
01:53:53,740 --> 01:53:58,120
The Jordan flamenco set.

3579
01:53:58,120 --> 01:53:59,840
The Jordan flamenco set.

3580
01:54:00,640 --> 01:54:01,580
The Eddie Jordan.

3581
01:54:01,580 --> 01:54:02,580
The Eddie...

3582
01:54:02,580 --> 01:54:04,050
None other than the Eddie

3583
01:54:04,050 --> 01:54:05,540
Jordan flamenco unit.

3584
01:54:06,300 --> 01:54:08,280
Remember, those were the days.

3585
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:10,420
Grid girls.

3586
01:54:10,420 --> 01:54:11,500
Pit stops.

3587
01:54:11,960 --> 01:54:12,840
Living fast.

3588
01:54:13,620 --> 01:54:13,800
There.

3589
01:54:14,360 --> 01:54:15,600
Hello, hello, hello.

3590
01:54:15,600 --> 01:54:15,640
Hello.

3591
01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:16,640
Hello.

3592
01:54:16,640 --> 01:54:20,160
The red and white car on the

3593
01:54:20,160 --> 01:54:21,640
inside.

3594
01:54:21,760 --> 01:54:23,730
Number 26 is Eric Comas for

3595
01:54:23,730 --> 01:54:25,100
current...

3596
01:54:25,100 --> 01:54:26,400
Chief, what they know, has.

3597
01:54:26,560 --> 01:54:27,860
I certainly didn't enjoy it.

3598
01:54:27,900 --> 01:54:29,260
It was a very large focus off.

3599
01:54:29,340 --> 01:54:30,240
You had...

3600
01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:31,100
Get where you've got.

3601
01:54:31,340 --> 01:54:32,360
Yeah, but that doesn't worry me.

3602
01:54:32,560 --> 01:54:33,380
I'm very...

3603
01:54:33,380 --> 01:54:34,700
I'm motivated by a different

3604
01:54:34,700 --> 01:54:35,160
thing.

3605
01:54:35,460 --> 01:54:36,570
The money or the monetary

3606
01:54:36,570 --> 01:54:38,220
things don't motivate me.

3607
01:54:38,220 --> 01:54:38,900
Never have done.

3608
01:54:39,680 --> 01:54:40,920
If we have certain things that

3609
01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:42,670
may seem invious to other

3610
01:54:42,670 --> 01:54:43,340
people,

3611
01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:44,280
they're not invious.

3612
01:54:44,360 --> 01:54:45,580
They don't seem important to us.

3613
01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:46,680
They're just something that...

3614
01:54:46,680 --> 01:54:48,020
Cause celebraire.

3615
01:54:48,220 --> 01:54:49,500
I just put pen to paper on a

3616
01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:51,500
new pension deal from Zurich.

3617
01:54:51,980 --> 01:54:52,820
You should too, John.

3618
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:55,200
Norwood too.

3619
01:54:56,480 --> 01:54:57,580
For myself, my family, for my

3620
01:54:57,580 --> 01:54:59,800
team, for Ireland, for anyone.

3621
01:55:00,040 --> 01:55:01,240
It's the first time and, you

3622
01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:02,650
know, I can't actually pinpoint

3623
01:55:02,650 --> 01:55:03,860
what is the motivation.

3624
01:55:04,160 --> 01:55:05,200
It's there.

3625
01:55:05,380 --> 01:55:05,880
It's a drug.

3626
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:07,320
I can't help it.

3627
01:55:07,460 --> 01:55:08,280
I have to pursue it.

3628
01:55:08,880 --> 01:55:09,480
John.

3629
01:55:09,780 --> 01:55:11,020
And that's the ethos.

3630
01:55:11,020 --> 01:55:11,660
Get a grip.

3631
01:55:12,660 --> 01:55:13,220
You're 38.

3632
01:55:13,220 --> 01:55:14,360
Racing as a drug.

3633
01:55:14,640 --> 01:55:16,440
Driving as a drug.

3634
01:55:16,940 --> 01:55:17,900
Airbnb gold.

3635
01:55:18,060 --> 01:55:19,240
Thank you very much for that.

3636
01:55:22,200 --> 01:55:23,260
Thank you very much.

3637
01:55:24,020 --> 01:55:27,330
Someone sent me a link to an

3638
01:55:27,330 --> 01:55:28,640
Airbnb gold.

3639
01:55:30,220 --> 01:55:31,020
It's on that side.

3640
01:55:31,020 --> 01:55:32,280
It's almost six o'clock.

3641
01:55:32,580 --> 01:55:34,070
Time to get down to your local

3642
01:55:34,070 --> 01:55:35,160
Mercedes dealer

3643
01:55:35,160 --> 01:55:36,740
and ask about test driving the

3644
01:55:36,740 --> 01:55:37,660
new Mercedes.

3645
01:55:38,080 --> 01:55:38,700
Eddie Nordan.

3646
01:55:38,880 --> 01:55:39,700
Thank you so much.

3647
01:55:42,500 --> 01:55:42,880
Set.

3648
01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:45,840
This is where...

3649
01:55:45,840 --> 01:55:47,400
This is my Airbnb, guys.

3650
01:55:47,460 --> 01:55:48,560
If you wanted to rent this out.

3651
01:55:49,000 --> 01:55:50,100
I've got it up on daft at the

3652
01:55:50,100 --> 01:55:50,760
moment.

3653
01:55:52,580 --> 01:55:53,000
The boom.

3654
01:55:53,040 --> 01:55:54,760
I've just spoke to your wife.

3655
01:55:56,560 --> 01:55:57,690
You've been the victim of bank

3656
01:55:57,690 --> 01:55:58,680
fraud.

3657
01:55:58,840 --> 01:55:59,920
Thanks so much.

3658
01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:02,090
Now this is just something I

3659
01:56:02,090 --> 01:56:04,220
threw together myself.

3660
01:56:05,220 --> 01:56:06,160
It's a fucking holiday home

3661
01:56:06,160 --> 01:56:07,720
really, you know.

3662
01:56:07,940 --> 01:56:09,520
Not something I want to live in.

3663
01:56:10,000 --> 01:56:11,440
I wouldn't want to live here.

3664
01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:13,340
But I'd definitely take a break

3665
01:56:13,340 --> 01:56:13,900
here.

3666
01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:15,920
I'd offer you a bit of slur but

3667
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:17,700
I raided most of that last

3668
01:56:17,700 --> 01:56:18,480
night.

3669
01:56:19,160 --> 01:56:19,760
Do you know if you blame me

3670
01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:20,360
though?

3671
01:56:20,980 --> 01:56:22,160
After the week I've had.

3672
01:56:22,340 --> 01:56:23,440
Thanks Killian William.

3673
01:56:23,900 --> 01:56:24,780
And thanks for the tip off

3674
01:56:24,780 --> 01:56:26,560
about the Eddie Jordan doco.

3675
01:56:27,100 --> 01:56:28,400
On Network 2.

3676
01:56:28,980 --> 01:56:29,940
Aviva Insurance 2.

3677
01:56:30,160 --> 01:56:30,760
And Eddie Norden.

3678
01:56:30,860 --> 01:56:31,180
Thank you.

3679
01:56:32,860 --> 01:56:33,980
Yeah it's just seven.

3680
01:56:34,100 --> 01:56:35,630
We put the price at seven grand

3681
01:56:35,630 --> 01:56:36,220
a week.

3682
01:56:36,460 --> 01:56:37,120
Five better.

3683
01:56:37,840 --> 01:56:38,620
Five bather.

3684
01:56:40,940 --> 01:56:42,100
That's the pool there.

3685
01:56:43,680 --> 01:56:44,590
Yeah had a few fucking great

3686
01:56:44,590 --> 01:56:45,940
sets there.

3687
01:56:46,740 --> 01:56:47,520
Home sets.

3688
01:56:50,680 --> 01:56:51,640
Crack the vinyl out.

3689
01:56:51,640 --> 01:56:53,640
Full on techno.

3690
01:56:53,640 --> 01:56:54,040
Full on techno.

3691
01:56:54,440 --> 01:56:55,300
Back in the day.

3692
01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:56,320
Don't do that anymore.

3693
01:56:56,520 --> 01:56:56,940
Can't.

3694
01:56:58,660 --> 01:56:59,140
I haven't got the fucking

3695
01:56:59,140 --> 01:57:00,120
energy.

3696
01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:02,320
I'd just reach for the

3697
01:57:02,320 --> 01:57:05,370
auxiliary cable and fucking

3698
01:57:05,370 --> 01:57:07,700
slap on an iPod Megamix.

3699
01:57:09,980 --> 01:57:10,480
iTunes.

3700
01:57:10,480 --> 01:57:15,100
Yeah it's a lovely little bit

3701
01:57:15,100 --> 01:57:19,980
of fucking woodwork there.

3702
01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:21,820
Cladding.

3703
01:57:22,000 --> 01:57:23,380
Lovely cladding should I say.

3704
01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:28,460
Great great scenes.

3705
01:57:28,580 --> 01:57:29,420
Great memories there.

3706
01:57:30,540 --> 01:57:31,460
Great house parties.

3707
01:57:35,120 --> 01:57:36,520
Another little garage there.

3708
01:57:36,520 --> 01:57:36,520
Another little garage there.

3709
01:57:40,600 --> 01:57:41,430
We had this place designed by

3710
01:57:41,430 --> 01:57:43,920
Brian Beru.

3711
01:57:51,300 --> 01:57:52,440
Some of the fittings were done.

3712
01:57:52,440 --> 01:57:54,120
We had a great smeg fridge.

3713
01:57:54,700 --> 01:57:55,640
We had to get rid of that.

3714
01:57:55,920 --> 01:57:57,880
And stick in a fucking Bosch.

3715
01:57:58,840 --> 01:57:59,470
Because the smeg was just

3716
01:57:59,470 --> 01:58:01,720
fucking leaking the whole time.

3717
01:58:01,920 --> 01:58:03,100
He spent so much money on the

3718
01:58:03,100 --> 01:58:04,020
fucking thing.

3719
01:58:05,380 --> 01:58:06,060
And then it was leaking.

3720
01:58:13,500 --> 01:58:15,000
That phone doesn't work anymore.

3721
01:58:19,160 --> 01:58:20,410
The great thing about this gaff

3722
01:58:20,410 --> 01:58:21,350
is you can have a bit of a

3723
01:58:21,350 --> 01:58:22,360
conference as well.

3724
01:58:23,880 --> 01:58:26,310
I remember when I was trying to

3725
01:58:26,310 --> 01:58:30,230
woo Mercedes, Zurich and Eddie

3726
01:58:30,230 --> 01:58:31,380
Hobbes.

3727
01:58:34,620 --> 01:58:35,760
I was trying to merge.

3728
01:58:36,180 --> 01:58:38,850
I was trying to merge Mercedes,

3729
01:58:38,850 --> 01:58:41,580
Zurich and Eddie Hobbes into

3730
01:58:41,580 --> 01:58:44,560
one powerful fucking business

3731
01:58:44,560 --> 01:58:45,440
unit.

3732
01:58:47,560 --> 01:58:50,120
Of Hobbes-y days.

3733
01:58:51,120 --> 01:58:52,110
But Zurich pulled out of the

3734
01:58:52,110 --> 01:58:53,980
merger at the last min.

3735
01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:55,160
Why?

3736
01:58:56,000 --> 01:58:57,010
Because they wanted their name

3737
01:58:57,010 --> 01:58:59,120
reflected in the fucking brand.

3738
01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:03,780
I said at the time, like, you

3739
01:59:03,780 --> 01:59:05,100
know.

3740
01:59:05,580 --> 01:59:06,300
You've come all this way from

3741
01:59:06,300 --> 01:59:07,820
fucking Switzerland for this.

3742
01:59:09,200 --> 01:59:10,000
Eddie Hobbes has got.

3743
01:59:10,120 --> 01:59:11,060
He has to get the fucking train

3744
01:59:11,060 --> 01:59:11,820
back down to Cork.

3745
01:59:13,780 --> 01:59:15,180
I know Jeff from Mercedes.

3746
01:59:16,680 --> 01:59:17,820
Like, do you really want to be

3747
01:59:17,820 --> 01:59:18,790
going back to the fucking

3748
01:59:18,790 --> 01:59:20,080
mainland Europe to the Alps?

3749
01:59:22,560 --> 01:59:22,800
Without Eddie Hobbes on your

3750
01:59:22,800 --> 01:59:24,540
fucking books.

3751
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:28,430
And he simply said in Swiss

3752
01:59:28,430 --> 01:59:29,920
German, yeah.

3753
01:59:29,920 --> 01:59:31,760
And just fucked off.

3754
01:59:32,020 --> 01:59:33,120
And that was an insult.

3755
01:59:33,420 --> 01:59:35,090
And at that moment, I saw Eddie

3756
01:59:35,090 --> 01:59:36,900
Hobbes' world collapse.

3757
01:59:37,560 --> 01:59:39,230
That was the moment Eddie Hobbes'

3758
01:59:39,230 --> 01:59:40,520
world caved in.

3759
01:59:41,020 --> 01:59:41,720
It was at the peak.

3760
01:59:41,780 --> 01:59:42,720
It was 2008.

3761
01:59:43,220 --> 01:59:44,160
It was after Eddie Hobbes had

3762
01:59:44,160 --> 01:59:45,550
told everybody to go out and

3763
01:59:45,550 --> 01:59:46,500
buy gold bars.

3764
01:59:50,880 --> 01:59:52,640
It's almost 6 o'clock.

3765
01:59:55,380 --> 01:59:56,440
And, uh...

3766
01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:58,440
He looked at me.

3767
01:59:58,440 --> 01:59:59,560
And I think Eddie...

3768
01:59:59,560 --> 02:00:00,780
The problem with Hobbes is he

3769
02:00:00,780 --> 02:00:02,360
was throwing his weight around.

3770
02:00:03,200 --> 02:00:04,360
Thinking he was the big dick.

3771
02:00:05,360 --> 02:00:07,180
But the guys at Zurich didn't

3772
02:00:07,180 --> 02:00:08,660
really care for him.

3773
02:00:08,760 --> 02:00:10,210
Because when they arrived, they

3774
02:00:10,210 --> 02:00:11,840
actually didn't know who he was.

3775
02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:12,860
They were more interested in

3776
02:00:12,860 --> 02:00:13,380
Mercedes.

3777
02:00:15,740 --> 02:00:17,400
But anyway, we had the steak.

3778
02:00:17,720 --> 02:00:18,460
Filet mignon.

3779
02:00:19,820 --> 02:00:21,520
A bottle of fucking red wine.

3780
02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:23,790
Sent your man back to Dublin

3781
02:00:23,790 --> 02:00:25,480
airport in a taxi.

3782
02:00:26,020 --> 02:00:27,200
Told Hobbes, look man.

3783
02:00:27,740 --> 02:00:28,470
You lose the battle, but you

3784
02:00:28,470 --> 02:00:29,240
don't...

3785
02:00:29,240 --> 02:00:30,260
You haven't lost the war, you

3786
02:00:30,260 --> 02:00:30,600
know?

3787
02:00:31,340 --> 02:00:32,410
And he goes, well, I want to

3788
02:00:32,410 --> 02:00:34,020
start winning the war soon

3789
02:00:34,020 --> 02:00:34,740
enough.

3790
02:00:34,780 --> 02:00:35,890
Because I've just bought a load

3791
02:00:35,890 --> 02:00:36,880
of fucking gold, man.

3792
02:00:37,780 --> 02:00:39,300
I said, well, it's fine, man.

3793
02:00:39,420 --> 02:00:40,220
It's the Celtic Tiger.

3794
02:00:40,400 --> 02:00:41,340
It's never going to die.

3795
02:00:41,680 --> 02:00:42,910
In fact, the Celtic Tiger is

3796
02:00:42,910 --> 02:00:44,810
just going to keep on regenerating

3797
02:00:44,810 --> 02:00:45,500
itself.

3798
02:00:45,500 --> 02:00:46,440
And getting bigger and bigger.

3799
02:00:47,080 --> 02:00:48,550
Turning into a fucking Celtic

3800
02:00:48,550 --> 02:00:49,260
beast.

3801
02:00:49,860 --> 02:00:50,790
Fucking Celtic monster is what

3802
02:00:50,790 --> 02:00:52,020
it's going to be, Ed.

3803
02:00:54,360 --> 02:00:55,640
It's almost six o'clock.

3804
02:00:55,640 --> 02:00:57,360
I think I'd given him the talk.

3805
02:00:57,460 --> 02:00:58,440
And he was like...

3806
02:00:58,440 --> 02:01:00,020
He was like, yeah, boy, yeah,

3807
02:01:00,020 --> 02:01:00,580
right.

3808
02:01:00,660 --> 02:01:01,200
Okay, boy.

3809
02:01:01,700 --> 02:01:02,900
And then he went away.

3810
02:01:03,380 --> 02:01:04,720
And he went and bought more

3811
02:01:04,720 --> 02:01:05,820
bars of gold.

3812
02:01:06,360 --> 02:01:08,200
And sold off other assets.

3813
02:01:09,880 --> 02:01:10,520
And...

3814
02:01:10,520 --> 02:01:13,510
I don't think it was the right

3815
02:01:13,510 --> 02:01:14,400
thing to do.

3816
02:01:14,460 --> 02:01:15,600
I don't think it held its value.

3817
02:01:16,740 --> 02:01:17,410
He lost a lot of money, a lot

3818
02:01:17,410 --> 02:01:18,240
of stuff.

3819
02:01:18,420 --> 02:01:19,540
And he advised a lot of people

3820
02:01:19,540 --> 02:01:21,060
to do a lot of bad things, too.

3821
02:01:21,640 --> 02:01:22,780
But, I mean, the Hobbesi days

3822
02:01:22,780 --> 02:01:24,580
dream is still on the cards.

3823
02:01:24,760 --> 02:01:26,450
Celtic Tiger 2 is coming back

3824
02:01:26,450 --> 02:01:28,700
with a fucking venomous passion.

3825
02:01:29,400 --> 02:01:30,220
Back with a bite.

3826
02:01:30,960 --> 02:01:31,340
Can't you?

3827
02:01:31,500 --> 02:01:32,580
And can't you see here?

3828
02:01:32,660 --> 02:01:32,800
Look.

3829
02:01:32,900 --> 02:01:33,760
Fucking Sorrento.

3830
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:34,840
Docky.

3831
02:01:35,060 --> 02:01:36,060
This is my gaff.

3832
02:01:38,500 --> 02:01:39,060
See days.

3833
02:01:40,060 --> 02:01:40,420
Zurich.

3834
02:01:41,780 --> 02:01:42,420
Superannuation.

3835
02:01:43,420 --> 02:01:44,460
Second holiday home.

3836
02:01:45,240 --> 02:01:46,060
Third car.

3837
02:01:49,400 --> 02:01:50,460
Chimp for RR.

3838
02:01:52,560 --> 02:01:53,980
Cinema unit.

3839
02:01:55,980 --> 02:01:56,580
Cinematography.

3840
02:01:57,420 --> 02:01:58,470
Mirrored fucking walk-in

3841
02:01:58,470 --> 02:01:59,460
wardrobe.

3842
02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:02,160
Plush, soft, luxurious fucking

3843
02:02:02,160 --> 02:02:02,800
carpets.

3844
02:02:05,060 --> 02:02:06,200
Basin sink.

3845
02:02:08,440 --> 02:02:09,540
Belfast sink.

3846
02:02:12,360 --> 02:02:13,080
Jacuzze.

3847
02:02:15,080 --> 02:02:16,280
Plunge pool.

3848
02:02:20,280 --> 02:02:21,360
Plunge pool.

3849
02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:22,780
Goose pool.

3850
02:02:24,180 --> 02:02:25,740
I actually filled that plunge

3851
02:02:25,740 --> 02:02:26,780
pool with goose.

3852
02:02:27,700 --> 02:02:28,500
Jumped in.

3853
02:02:30,140 --> 02:02:31,660
Nearly fucking drowned.

3854
02:02:32,740 --> 02:02:33,820
Had to call an ambulance.

3855
02:02:34,760 --> 02:02:35,700
With the stomach pumped.

3856
02:02:36,980 --> 02:02:37,680
There was no alcohol inside my

3857
02:02:37,680 --> 02:02:38,500
stomach.

3858
02:02:38,600 --> 02:02:40,310
That was just absorbed into my

3859
02:02:40,310 --> 02:02:40,860
skin.

3860
02:02:43,480 --> 02:02:44,430
Fucking Bill Cullen fell asleep

3861
02:02:44,430 --> 02:02:46,980
in that sauna there.

3862
02:02:50,380 --> 02:02:51,860
Came out fucked.

3863
02:02:51,860 --> 02:02:54,170
I gave him the keys to the

3864
02:02:54,170 --> 02:02:55,480
Mercedes.

3865
02:02:56,380 --> 02:02:58,080
Told him to go and drive it off.

3866
02:02:59,600 --> 02:03:00,860
He drove all the way on the M50

3867
02:03:00,860 --> 02:03:01,980
to Swords.

3868
02:03:03,100 --> 02:03:04,320
Turned around and came back.

3869
02:03:05,240 --> 02:03:06,860
He was as fresh as a fucking daisy.

3870
02:03:13,780 --> 02:03:15,460
The fucking master bedroom.

3871
02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:17,620
There's the guest suite.

3872
02:03:18,340 --> 02:03:19,320
The goose suite.

3873
02:03:19,320 --> 02:03:25,800
Great little house guys.

3874
02:03:26,060 --> 02:03:27,210
If you want to fucking rent it

3875
02:03:27,210 --> 02:03:27,600
out.

3876
02:03:27,720 --> 02:03:28,800
Seven grand a month.

3877
02:03:32,380 --> 02:03:33,400
Toppens hapenny.

3878
02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:37,560
A full size billiard table.

3879
02:03:38,400 --> 02:03:40,060
Full size billiard table.

3880
02:03:40,600 --> 02:03:42,900
In the downstairs spare room.

3881
02:03:45,780 --> 02:03:47,360
I hosted many nights.

3882
02:03:48,360 --> 02:03:49,060
And many parties on that

3883
02:03:49,060 --> 02:03:51,060
fucking billiard table.

3884
02:03:52,340 --> 02:03:53,560
Actually Eddie Hobbs stayed.

3885
02:03:53,660 --> 02:03:55,130
After the failed merger between

3886
02:03:55,130 --> 02:03:56,320
Eddie Hobbs, Zurich and

3887
02:03:56,320 --> 02:03:57,020
Mercedes.

3888
02:03:58,180 --> 02:03:59,640
We just got fucking locked on

3889
02:03:59,640 --> 02:04:00,540
goose.

3890
02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:02,960
Eddie Hobbs was drinking sex on

3891
02:04:02,960 --> 02:04:04,020
the beach.

3892
02:04:05,980 --> 02:04:07,760
And fucking eating bars of gold.

3893
02:04:07,760 --> 02:04:08,360
Chewing.

3894
02:04:08,360 --> 02:04:08,420
Chewing.

3895
02:04:08,660 --> 02:04:10,640
Chewing bars of gold.

3896
02:04:11,800 --> 02:04:12,560
I said Eddie.

3897
02:04:13,400 --> 02:04:14,180
You alright man?

3898
02:04:15,260 --> 02:04:16,280
You're gonna fucking break your

3899
02:04:16,280 --> 02:04:17,160
teeth man.

3900
02:04:17,300 --> 02:04:18,760
You stripped your fucking teeth.

3901
02:04:21,260 --> 02:04:22,640
And Hobbs just.

3902
02:04:27,020 --> 02:04:28,400
Hobbs was fucked.

3903
02:04:31,900 --> 02:04:33,650
Hobbs had blood coming down his

3904
02:04:33,650 --> 02:04:34,200
face.

3905
02:04:36,200 --> 02:04:37,860
Bits of gold all over him.

3906
02:04:38,380 --> 02:04:38,720
He was like.

3907
02:04:39,200 --> 02:04:39,900
Yeah boy.

3908
02:04:40,060 --> 02:04:41,540
Give me the gold slagger boy.

3909
02:04:41,880 --> 02:04:42,280
I was like.

3910
02:04:42,680 --> 02:04:43,140
Hobbs.

3911
02:04:43,400 --> 02:04:45,230
You're fucking getting blood on

3912
02:04:45,230 --> 02:04:46,000
my bays.

3913
02:04:46,240 --> 02:04:47,600
On my billiard unit.

3914
02:04:52,240 --> 02:04:53,740
I had to get the fucking thing

3915
02:04:53,740 --> 02:04:54,400
rebased.

3916
02:04:56,400 --> 02:04:56,880
Not.

3917
02:04:57,020 --> 02:04:58,640
Not without sending the fucking

3918
02:04:58,640 --> 02:04:59,540
tab to Hobbs.

3919
02:04:59,760 --> 02:05:01,260
Which he still hasn't repaid.

3920
02:05:02,620 --> 02:05:03,820
Eddie if you're watching.

3921
02:05:07,820 --> 02:05:09,400
It's been 11 years.

3922
02:05:09,560 --> 02:05:10,880
It's almost 11 o'clock.

3923
02:05:11,560 --> 02:05:13,020
It's time to fucking pay for

3924
02:05:13,020 --> 02:05:14,100
the rebasing.

3925
02:05:14,780 --> 02:05:15,860
Of my billiard unit.

3926
02:05:16,200 --> 02:05:17,780
It's almost 6 o'clock.

3927
02:05:17,780 --> 02:05:25,100
There she is from a side angle.

3928
02:05:30,000 --> 02:05:30,520
Another.

3929
02:05:30,700 --> 02:05:31,800
Yet another bedroom.

3930
02:05:35,000 --> 02:05:35,910
We decided not to go for the Belfast

3931
02:05:35,910 --> 02:05:38,260
sink in this one.

3932
02:05:43,380 --> 02:05:44,520
Andrew Mooney says.

3933
02:05:44,580 --> 02:05:45,600
Connor you should Google.

3934
02:05:45,840 --> 02:05:47,340
Eddie Jordan's yacht.

3935
02:05:47,520 --> 02:05:48,180
I will do.

3936
02:05:48,720 --> 02:05:50,150
We decided against the Belfast

3937
02:05:50,150 --> 02:05:50,720
sink.

3938
02:05:51,320 --> 02:05:51,800
Porcelain.

3939
02:05:52,060 --> 02:05:53,440
Just wasn't in back then.

3940
02:05:54,500 --> 02:05:55,320
We went for this.

3941
02:05:56,360 --> 02:05:58,250
Oriental fucking hand sculpted

3942
02:05:58,250 --> 02:05:59,040
glass.

3943
02:06:00,260 --> 02:06:01,280
You can't see the detail on

3944
02:06:01,280 --> 02:06:02,000
that.

3945
02:06:02,060 --> 02:06:03,170
But it's got lovely fucking

3946
02:06:03,170 --> 02:06:04,260
Chinese-y patterns.

3947
02:06:06,580 --> 02:06:07,920
Chinese-y patterns.

3948
02:06:11,180 --> 02:06:12,080
There you are.

3949
02:06:13,020 --> 02:06:13,980
Just your standard.

3950
02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:15,350
It's a bit of a bog standard

3951
02:06:15,350 --> 02:06:15,920
place.

3952
02:06:16,040 --> 02:06:16,260
You know.

3953
02:06:16,540 --> 02:06:18,000
Bit of a fucking bald hole for

3954
02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:18,400
me.

3955
02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:20,960
Bit of a bald hole for me.

3956
02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:21,960
When things get tough.

3957
02:06:22,300 --> 02:06:23,660
Or when things did get tough at

3958
02:06:23,660 --> 02:06:24,100
home.

3959
02:06:27,380 --> 02:06:27,410
I used to just fucking head out

3960
02:06:27,410 --> 02:06:29,960
to fucking Sorrento.

3961
02:06:32,300 --> 02:06:33,300
And unwind.

3962
02:06:38,100 --> 02:06:39,600
The view from Kalini Hill.

3963
02:06:41,060 --> 02:06:41,520
Nice.

3964
02:06:46,200 --> 02:06:47,180
Who could forget.

3965
02:06:48,140 --> 02:06:49,760
Pints down at Finnegan's.

3966
02:06:52,960 --> 02:06:54,720
Many, many's a night in there.

3967
02:06:56,680 --> 02:06:57,680
Slinking goose.

3968
02:06:58,740 --> 02:07:00,440
I'm feeling spruise as a moose.

3969
02:07:02,200 --> 02:07:02,640
Yeah.

3970
02:07:02,780 --> 02:07:03,360
There you go.

3971
02:07:03,800 --> 02:07:04,640
It's on the Marque.

3972
02:07:05,300 --> 02:07:07,360
If you want to get in touch, do.

3973
02:07:09,320 --> 02:07:10,900
It's almost six o'clock.

3974
02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:13,600
It's almost six o'clock.

3975
02:07:13,600 --> 02:07:22,360
Sorry about that, guys.

3976
02:07:22,980 --> 02:07:24,660
Zurichburp.ie

3977
02:07:24,660 --> 02:07:28,780
John.

3978
02:07:29,940 --> 02:07:30,940
Get a grip.

3979
02:07:31,020 --> 02:07:31,640
Peter Collins.

3980
02:07:31,780 --> 02:07:31,920
Thank you.

3981
02:07:31,920 --> 02:07:32,700
You're 38.

3982
02:07:33,700 --> 02:07:34,820
Thank you so much.

3983
02:07:38,500 --> 02:07:40,540
We'd head into fucking Finnegan's

3984
02:07:40,540 --> 02:07:41,600
and Sorrento.

3985
02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:45,060
And start necking creamy screamers.

3986
02:07:45,880 --> 02:07:48,020
Necking creamy screamers with Cian.

3987
02:07:48,840 --> 02:07:49,800
In the chat room.

3988
02:07:50,020 --> 02:07:51,240
I'd offer you a bit of slur.

3989
02:07:51,300 --> 02:07:52,000
Peter Collins.

3990
02:07:52,160 --> 02:07:53,250
I raided most of that last

3991
02:07:53,250 --> 02:07:53,740
night.

3992
02:07:54,420 --> 02:07:55,040
Do you know if you blame me,

3993
02:07:55,040 --> 02:07:55,640
though?

3994
02:07:55,680 --> 02:07:56,220
Brian's Wine's Wine's Wine's

3995
02:07:56,220 --> 02:07:56,780
Wine's Wine's Wine's Wine's

3996
02:07:56,780 --> 02:07:57,340
Wine's Wine's Wine's Wine's

3997
02:07:57,340 --> 02:07:57,640
Wine.

3998
02:07:57,720 --> 02:07:58,200
Sponsoring.

3999
02:07:58,280 --> 02:07:59,320
Thank you so much for the

4000
02:07:59,320 --> 02:08:00,380
sponsorship deal.

4001
02:08:01,660 --> 02:08:02,840
Very, very kind.

4002
02:08:07,660 --> 02:08:07,340
Right now, though, I'm looking

4003
02:08:07,340 --> 02:08:09,480
at the clock.

4004
02:08:10,460 --> 02:08:12,240
And it's two hours eight.

4005
02:08:12,760 --> 02:08:13,660
Oh, jeez.

4006
02:08:14,860 --> 02:08:15,580
Been streaming.

4007
02:08:15,880 --> 02:08:16,900
And it's a 31.

4008
02:08:17,060 --> 02:08:18,900
We're going for a 31-minute lap.

4009
02:08:19,020 --> 02:08:20,700
And a half-hour lap.

4010
02:08:22,280 --> 02:08:23,120
Of London.

4011
02:08:25,280 --> 02:08:24,940
But this is the way I was

4012
02:08:24,940 --> 02:08:27,370
driving the last day when I had

4013
02:08:27,370 --> 02:08:29,480
the body of the...

4014
02:08:29,480 --> 02:08:32,260
The Airbnb owner in the boot of

4015
02:08:32,260 --> 02:08:33,880
the Mercedes.

4016
02:08:35,040 --> 02:08:36,640
Driving like a mad thing.

4017
02:08:37,020 --> 02:08:38,220
Down Leicester Square.

4018
02:08:39,120 --> 02:08:40,080
Piccadilly Cirque.

4019
02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:41,340
Us.

4020
02:08:42,280 --> 02:08:43,540
Down Oxford Street.

4021
02:08:44,460 --> 02:08:45,600
Past the Trocadero.

4022
02:08:47,520 --> 02:08:50,120
Breaking sharply by the HSBC.

4023
02:08:50,600 --> 02:08:51,770
Never bank with them, by the

4024
02:08:51,770 --> 02:08:52,220
way.

4025
02:08:52,940 --> 02:08:54,620
I know a guy from HSBC.

4026
02:08:56,120 --> 02:08:58,020
And he was pretty nefarious.

4027
02:08:59,080 --> 02:09:00,080
Can't name names.

4028
02:09:01,120 --> 02:09:02,220
But he was out at the house in

4029
02:09:02,220 --> 02:09:03,300
Sorrento.

4030
02:09:04,460 --> 02:09:07,230
And the party went above and

4031
02:09:07,230 --> 02:09:10,720
beyond the nice time.

4032
02:09:10,860 --> 02:09:12,430
And actually got a little bit

4033
02:09:12,430 --> 02:09:13,660
what Richard did.

4034
02:09:14,900 --> 02:09:17,420
And he hasn't worked for HSBC

4035
02:09:17,420 --> 02:09:19,400
since then.

4036
02:09:20,540 --> 02:09:22,800
But he's living abroad now.

4037
02:09:22,800 --> 02:09:24,160
He's a comfortable life abroad.

4038
02:09:24,520 --> 02:09:25,560
Where he isn't known.

4039
02:09:30,840 --> 02:09:31,140
Planet Hollywood is gone as

4040
02:09:31,140 --> 02:09:32,860
well.

4041
02:09:33,000 --> 02:09:34,400
It's awful sad, you know.

4042
02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:40,070
Used to love going into Planet

4043
02:09:40,070 --> 02:09:42,100
Hollywood on Stephen's Green.

4044
02:09:44,280 --> 02:09:45,240
And ordering the biggest burger

4045
02:09:45,240 --> 02:09:47,120
you can imagine.

4046
02:09:48,320 --> 02:09:49,880
I was there when it launched

4047
02:09:49,880 --> 02:09:53,240
with Schwarzenegger and fucking

4048
02:09:53,240 --> 02:09:55,000
Sly Stallone.

4049
02:09:55,000 --> 02:10:00,630
Yeah, it was a bit of a Michael

4050
02:10:00,630 --> 02:10:05,440
Barrymore situation.

4051
02:10:08,320 --> 02:10:09,540
Fortunately, no one died.

4052
02:10:09,540 --> 02:10:11,090
But I mean, there was some

4053
02:10:11,090 --> 02:10:12,800
serious repercussions.

4054
02:10:13,420 --> 02:10:14,220
I don't want to get into it at

4055
02:10:14,220 --> 02:10:15,120
this moment.

4056
02:10:15,840 --> 02:10:17,100
It's nothing to do with me.

4057
02:10:17,240 --> 02:10:19,380
Even though it fucking was to

4058
02:10:19,380 --> 02:10:20,460
do with me.

4059
02:10:20,600 --> 02:10:22,210
For three years, I had to

4060
02:10:22,210 --> 02:10:24,360
fucking answer questions.

4061
02:10:24,860 --> 02:10:26,840
And go through the court system.

4062
02:10:27,120 --> 02:10:28,540
My name dragged through mud.

4063
02:10:29,120 --> 02:10:30,570
Something I was asleep at the

4064
02:10:30,570 --> 02:10:31,200
time.

4065
02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:33,240
When all the bad stuff happened.

4066
02:10:34,600 --> 02:10:36,030
But that's why I'm looking to

4067
02:10:36,030 --> 02:10:38,300
sell Sorrento Road.

4068
02:10:39,880 --> 02:10:41,310
I mean, we're renting it out at

4069
02:10:41,310 --> 02:10:42,660
the moment.

4070
02:10:42,660 --> 02:10:44,190
But I'd love to sell the

4071
02:10:44,190 --> 02:10:45,440
fucking thing.

4072
02:10:45,760 --> 02:10:47,360
Got a lot of bad juju attached

4073
02:10:47,360 --> 02:10:47,940
to it.

4074
02:10:52,780 --> 02:10:52,820
And there we go for a one

4075
02:10:52,820 --> 02:10:55,880
minute nine.

4076
02:10:56,100 --> 02:10:56,960
Not bad at all.

4077
02:10:57,760 --> 02:10:58,360
Not bad.

4078
02:10:58,580 --> 02:10:59,140
Not great.

4079
02:10:59,700 --> 02:11:00,680
Thanks so much, everybody, for

4080
02:11:00,680 --> 02:11:01,340
watching.

4081
02:11:02,220 --> 02:11:03,320
For the comeback.

4082
02:11:03,860 --> 02:11:05,250
There hasn't been much in the

4083
02:11:05,250 --> 02:11:07,280
way of VTs because of the goose

4084
02:11:07,280 --> 02:11:08,000
cloud.

4085
02:11:08,500 --> 02:11:10,960
Hopefully the stories kept you...

4086
02:11:14,960 --> 02:11:15,360
Satiated.

4087
02:11:18,360 --> 02:11:19,660
If that's even a word.

4088
02:11:22,280 --> 02:11:22,800
I say their stories as if there's

4089
02:11:22,800 --> 02:11:26,220
some element of fiction to them.

4090
02:11:26,640 --> 02:11:27,640
But everything is true.

4091
02:11:27,640 --> 02:11:27,660
But everything is true.

4092
02:11:27,660 --> 02:11:29,130
There was a week in London

4093
02:11:29,130 --> 02:11:30,800
which I'll never forget.

4094
02:11:31,020 --> 02:11:31,880
I'm going to be going back

4095
02:11:31,880 --> 02:11:32,960
there again tonight.

4096
02:11:33,800 --> 02:11:35,460
Do a bit of commentary tomorrow.

4097
02:11:36,140 --> 02:11:37,580
Play a gig with Three Way.

4098
02:11:38,580 --> 02:11:39,980
And then I'll get back for

4099
02:11:39,980 --> 02:11:41,470
another stream and some

4100
02:11:41,470 --> 02:11:42,300
highlights.

4101
02:11:42,300 --> 02:11:43,300
Maybe some videos.

4102
02:11:43,300 --> 02:11:43,300
Maybe some videos.

4103
02:11:43,300 --> 02:11:45,740
All I can say is thanks very

4104
02:11:45,740 --> 02:11:47,820
much for watching.

4105
02:11:47,820 --> 02:11:49,680
Good night and God bless.

4106
02:11:49,680 --> 02:11:50,680
It's almost six o'clock.

4107
02:11:50,680 --> 02:11:51,540
It's almost six o'clock.

4108
02:11:51,540 --> 02:11:53,320
It's never too early to start a

4109
02:11:53,320 --> 02:11:54,100
pension.

4110
02:11:55,060 --> 02:11:56,270
Whether you're really young,

4111
02:11:56,270 --> 02:11:58,600
you've just started working, or

4112
02:11:58,600 --> 02:12:00,540
you're retirement age.

4113
02:12:01,480 --> 02:12:02,760
Please, please, please, please

4114
02:12:02,760 --> 02:12:03,480
get onto Zurich.

4115
02:12:03,480 --> 02:12:05,520
It's almost six o'clock.

4116
02:12:05,520 --> 02:12:07,130
Time to get down to your local

4117
02:12:07,130 --> 02:12:08,820
Mercedes dealer and ask about

4118
02:12:08,820 --> 02:12:10,860
test driving the new Mercedes.

4119
02:12:10,860 --> 02:12:12,460
Thanks very much, Farfurda.

4120
02:12:12,900 --> 02:12:13,910
Your ability to cross sell is

4121
02:12:13,910 --> 02:12:14,640
pinnacle.

4122
02:12:15,060 --> 02:12:16,860
It might be your apex ability.

4123
02:12:17,340 --> 02:12:18,440
You're an icon of innovation.

4124
02:12:19,440 --> 02:12:20,880
Big shout out to Wilson Sox

4125
02:12:20,880 --> 02:12:21,720
guys.

4126
02:12:23,860 --> 02:12:27,520
Cost, San Pellegrino, POM, POMS,

4127
02:12:27,520 --> 02:12:30,220
which is French for apples.

4128
02:12:32,080 --> 02:12:32,860
Just everything.

4129
02:12:33,500 --> 02:12:34,780
Everything out there that's a

4130
02:12:34,780 --> 02:12:35,840
quality brand.

4131
02:12:37,100 --> 02:12:38,920
Grey Goose, Zurich, Mercedes.

4132
02:12:40,140 --> 02:12:41,020
I've been Connor Williams.

4133
02:12:41,380 --> 02:12:42,080
You've been amazing.

4134
02:12:42,860 --> 02:12:43,360
See you later.

4135
02:12:44,300 --> 02:12:44,680
Bye-bye.

4136
02:12:45,320 --> 02:12:46,380
Welcome back, everybody, again.

4137
02:12:46,480 --> 02:12:47,660
Hey, guys.

4138
02:12:47,660 --> 02:12:47,960
What's up?

4139
02:12:50,820 --> 02:12:52,930
Let's light out here, and away

4140
02:12:52,930 --> 02:12:55,860
we go for the official 2019 Monaco

4141
02:12:55,860 --> 02:12:57,720
Grand Prix on Network 2.

4142
02:12:57,840 --> 02:12:59,440
As we enter the first chicane.

4143
02:12:59,940 --> 02:13:01,380
Cheeky boys riding over the

4144
02:13:01,380 --> 02:13:03,760
apex under the Pirelli tires.

4145
02:13:04,280 --> 02:13:05,380
They'll get a fucking bollockin'

4146
02:13:05,380 --> 02:13:06,760
in the pit stop for that.

4147
02:13:07,200 --> 02:13:09,040
Lewdog Hamilton now sliding in

4148
02:13:09,040 --> 02:13:11,060
smooth into the casino turn

4149
02:13:11,060 --> 02:13:12,400
fast and hard.

4150
02:13:12,500 --> 02:13:14,290
At the casino last night,

4151
02:13:14,290 --> 02:13:15,800
myself and Zonad.

4152
02:13:15,800 --> 02:13:16,880
Things took a turn for the

4153
02:13:16,880 --> 02:13:17,340
worse.

4154
02:13:17,880 --> 02:13:19,600
After he took home race to an

4155
02:13:19,600 --> 02:13:21,360
Arabian waiter's cheek.

4156
02:13:22,220 --> 02:13:23,560
Ended up slappin' him.

4157
02:13:24,620 --> 02:13:25,760
Jeez, look at the sparks on

4158
02:13:25,760 --> 02:13:26,480
that.

4159
02:13:27,020 --> 02:13:28,420
Little clank of the chain here.

4160
02:13:28,480 --> 02:13:29,520
That's so cheeky.

4161
02:13:29,720 --> 02:13:30,940
That's so cheeky.

4162
02:13:31,240 --> 02:13:32,270
That little look at that again

4163
02:13:32,270 --> 02:13:33,080
on the Skycam.

4164
02:13:33,180 --> 02:13:34,550
He came in tight and hard on

4165
02:13:34,550 --> 02:13:35,440
the inside.

4166
02:13:35,580 --> 02:13:36,710
Tried to make a fucking monkey

4167
02:13:36,710 --> 02:13:37,320
out of him.

4168
02:13:38,400 --> 02:13:39,430
Tapped the barrier or something

4169
02:13:39,430 --> 02:13:40,340
like that.

4170
02:13:40,400 --> 02:13:41,840
Maybe his tire got caught up.

4171
02:13:42,360 --> 02:13:43,180
Whatever the weather.

4172
02:13:43,260 --> 02:13:44,190
It's gonna be ruining that one

4173
02:13:44,190 --> 02:13:45,360
in the hotel part of the night.

4174
02:13:45,440 --> 02:13:46,080
Look at this.

4175
02:13:47,000 --> 02:13:48,720
Fucking tires can't pop.

4176
02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:51,000
Driving with no tire, man.

4177
02:13:51,160 --> 02:13:53,680
As he glides into Le Tua Colonto.

4178
02:13:54,300 --> 02:13:56,410
The fifth and final turn of the

4179
02:13:56,410 --> 02:13:59,000
Monte Carlo dissection squad.

4180
02:13:59,180 --> 02:14:00,660
But the rubber is blown out

4181
02:14:00,660 --> 02:14:02,410
fast like a condom from Aldi or

4182
02:14:02,410 --> 02:14:04,380
Lidl or one of those places.

4183
02:14:04,600 --> 02:14:06,100
What can Verstappen do here?

4184
02:14:06,180 --> 02:14:07,600
He's being coochie-cooed by a

4185
02:14:07,600 --> 02:14:09,140
bit of monkey business in the

4186
02:14:09,140 --> 02:14:09,560
side.

4187
02:14:09,700 --> 02:14:10,300
The McLaren.

4188
02:14:10,400 --> 02:14:10,780
Who is it?

4189
02:14:10,820 --> 02:14:11,260
Lewdog?

4190
02:14:11,660 --> 02:14:13,140
We don't know, but it's fucking

4191
02:14:13,140 --> 02:14:13,800
not right.

4192
02:14:13,880 --> 02:14:15,100
And someone's gonna get a Billy

4193
02:14:15,100 --> 02:14:16,240
Bollockin' after that.

4194
02:14:16,460 --> 02:14:17,670
Speaking of bollocks, look at

4195
02:14:17,670 --> 02:14:18,080
this.

4196
02:14:18,160 --> 02:14:19,540
We've got a car park here at

4197
02:14:19,540 --> 02:14:20,500
the Rascats.

4198
02:14:20,840 --> 02:14:21,900
Green flag is out.

4199
02:14:22,340 --> 02:14:23,720
Couple of fucking day trippers

4200
02:14:23,720 --> 02:14:24,620
just parking up.

4201
02:14:24,620 --> 02:14:25,580
Where are you going shopping

4202
02:14:25,580 --> 02:14:25,880
lots?

4203
02:14:26,340 --> 02:14:27,220
It's gonna cost you a lot of

4204
02:14:27,220 --> 02:14:27,760
money.

4205
02:14:27,980 --> 02:14:28,960
Especially around here.

4206
02:14:29,440 --> 02:14:30,080
Bottle of water?

4207
02:14:30,380 --> 02:14:30,980
10 euro.

4208
02:14:31,260 --> 02:14:31,720
Gone.

4209
02:14:31,940 --> 02:14:33,020
Thought that'd get you moving.

4210
02:14:33,140 --> 02:14:34,520
Over at the Ferrari pit now

4211
02:14:34,520 --> 02:14:36,380
where some lads stuck a jacklifter

4212
02:14:36,380 --> 02:14:37,960
under the front spoil pipe.

4213
02:14:38,180 --> 02:14:39,970
As we cross over back to the Rascats

4214
02:14:39,970 --> 02:14:41,370
where we had the car park

4215
02:14:41,370 --> 02:14:42,240
earlier on.

4216
02:14:42,320 --> 02:14:42,880
And what's this?

4217
02:14:42,880 --> 02:14:43,560
No way!

4218
02:14:44,020 --> 02:14:45,650
Three-way blow by Williams and

4219
02:14:45,650 --> 02:14:47,640
fucking Vettel, I think.

4220
02:14:47,820 --> 02:14:49,740
And it's almost six o'clock now.

4221
02:14:49,820 --> 02:14:50,870
We're coming up to the last

4222
02:14:50,870 --> 02:14:51,780
stretch of the race.

4223
02:14:51,860 --> 02:14:53,900
It's a two-horse affair between

4224
02:14:53,900 --> 02:14:55,580
Mercedes and Red Bull.

4225
02:14:55,920 --> 02:14:57,170
Mercedes, Red Bull, throw a bit

4226
02:14:57,170 --> 02:14:58,360
of Grey Goose in there.

4227
02:14:58,420 --> 02:14:59,610
You'll be describing my night

4228
02:14:59,610 --> 02:15:00,240
last night.

4229
02:15:00,560 --> 02:15:01,970
I'm still a bit rough around

4230
02:15:01,970 --> 02:15:03,360
the edges, but I got a bit of

4231
02:15:03,360 --> 02:15:04,800
rest in the pop of Goose.

4232
02:15:04,880 --> 02:15:06,310
And I'm feeling fantastic at

4233
02:15:06,310 --> 02:15:07,120
the moment.

4234
02:15:07,180 --> 02:15:08,100
As we're coming out of the

4235
02:15:08,100 --> 02:15:09,410
tunnel now, Verstappen's gonna

4236
02:15:09,410 --> 02:15:10,780
try and overtake Hamilton.

4237
02:15:10,780 --> 02:15:12,160
He's pushed him into the apron.

4238
02:15:12,400 --> 02:15:14,270
The neck of Verstappen trying

4239
02:15:14,270 --> 02:15:15,080
that on.

4240
02:15:15,140 --> 02:15:15,970
Let's have a little look at the

4241
02:15:15,970 --> 02:15:16,520
replay there.

4242
02:15:16,960 --> 02:15:18,060
Here he comes up to Hamilton,

4243
02:15:18,060 --> 02:15:19,660
trying to fucking twinkle with

4244
02:15:19,660 --> 02:15:20,400
his tires.

4245
02:15:20,680 --> 02:15:22,380
That scummy maneuver in there.

4246
02:15:22,860 --> 02:15:24,220
He knew what he was doing.

4247
02:15:24,860 --> 02:15:26,220
Max Verstappen.

4248
02:15:26,820 --> 02:15:27,780
Yeah, go on.

4249
02:15:28,240 --> 02:15:28,720
Yeah.

4250
02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:31,200
You're being very loud.

4251
02:15:31,660 --> 02:15:32,580
You know who I am.

4252
02:15:33,140 --> 02:15:34,440
You try to record sound.

4253
02:15:34,500 --> 02:15:35,200
You know who I am.

4254
02:15:35,940 --> 02:15:37,320
Get the fuck out of here, man.

4255
02:15:38,320 --> 02:15:39,260
And there he is.

4256
02:15:39,780 --> 02:15:40,840
The Lou Banger.

4257
02:15:41,480 --> 02:15:42,860
Fucking shaking that moat and

4258
02:15:42,860 --> 02:15:43,800
shanning.

4259
02:15:43,920 --> 02:15:44,920
Shake it, baby.

4260
02:15:45,100 --> 02:15:46,320
That's all from Monaco.

4261
02:15:46,520 --> 02:15:47,540
It's almost six o'clock.

4262
02:15:47,680 --> 02:15:48,420
Connor Williams.

4263
02:15:48,760 --> 02:15:49,100
Mercedes.

4264
02:15:49,100 --> 02:15:49,880
days.
